Name my tumor!

[BRADicPerformance]

Hi all. I'm trying to come up with a name for my Alchemist's tumor familiar monkey. I'm thinking something prefaced by 'Mister'. I welcome any suggestions, whether humorous or tasteless. Thanks in advance.

[Joex The Pale]

Hmmm, Mister Happy is the thing that pops to mind.

Mister Bo-Jangle?

Mister Blister?

Mister Iznota Tuma?

Mister Monkey Man? (works doubly well if your name is Tweeter and you're always broke...)

[King_Of_The_Crossroads]

Name it... Pustulio! That was the name of the freakish hypnotic zit that the character Zim had in Invader Zim.

http://nicktoons.nick.com/videos/clip/invader-zim-rise-of-the-zit-boy-clip- 1.html

[Warhawx]

Mr. Chimp?

[Harrison]

Mal Ignant

[Atarlost]

Benjamin Ignatius

[Vod Canockers]

Mister Mister.

[Snowtiger]

mister muggles!
or
hctib elttil drol

[Hawktitan]

hctib only works if it's an imp. :)

[Ursineoddity]

Kansir

[Snowtiger]

Hawktitan wrote:

hctib only works if it's an imp. :)

i agree...

[Sissyl]

Mister Hand?

[RuyanVe]

+1 for (Dr) Smuggles.

What about Link (the butler)?

Ruyan.

[Vincent Takeda]

Abe Froman

[eakratz]

Idsnotta

[DM_aka_Dudemeister]

Igor.

[darkwarriorkarg]

Iznotta Tumah

[Abyssian]

Vincent Takeda wrote:

Abe Froman

The sausage king of Chicago?

Lumpy.
Squirt.

[Bertious]

Mister Metastasise.

[Bruunwald]

Pubert!

[Detect Magic]

I'm not a baby. I'm tumor.

[Elamdri]

Oh, Cmon guys.

His name HAS to be Kuato!

[Vod Canockers]

Mr. Bill

[lemeres]

Mr. Two.

[Drejk]

RuyanVe wrote:

Ruyan.

Ruyan does not sound tumorish...

[blackbloodtroll]

Kuato.

Open your mind.. Open your mind.. Open, your miiiind........

[Vincent Takeda]

Abyssian wrote:

Vincent Takeda wrote:

Abe Froman

The sausage king of Chicago?

Then the tumor says "Thats me!" ^_^

[Itchy]

Mister schwarzenegger

Arnold

Ahhnold

[TheYoungCub]

Tumuch Raydeation

[Lamontius]

blackbloodtroll wrote:

Kuato.

Open your mind.. Open your mind.. Open, your miiiind........

Kua-DAMMIT BBT

[Jim.DiGriz]

Fester

[Evil Midnight Lurker]

Mister Polyp

[blackbloodtroll]

Sissyl wrote:

Mister Hand?

Go ahead, google that.

[BRADicPerformance]

Thank you all for the suggestions. I need to figure it out by Saturday night, so keep 'em coming. Right now I'm leaning toward Mister Blister, Kuato, or Mr. Kimble (from Kindergarten Cop).

[Third Mind]

Have to agree with Itchy on this one. Arnold would be fun, or Mr. Kimble as you suggested.

[Whale_Cancer]

Terry the Teratoma.

Obviously.

[Jehova]

Ser Coma, Sally Sarcoma, Mister Goma the Sarcoma.

[Delia O'Deaves]

Karl Rove

[Just a Mort]

Flubber

[AndIMustMask]

mister cuddles/bubbles/fluffy/he-who-cries-from-the-mountaintops are all go-to names for pets.

[Arizhel]

B-9

[Darigaaz the Igniter]

Go for the eyes, Boo!

[+5 Toaster]

...Greatest...thread...EVER!!!
Mr Bigglesworth, then choose tumor familiar and pick a cat.

[Turin the Mad]

Mister Andersen

Mister Tryster

Mister Bond (if you're picking up 'Die for the Master') - appropo if the alchemist's name involves Gold and some kind of manipulative appendage.

Mister Rodgers

[Snowtiger]

Bob the tumor
Curious george
Siri
Hal9000
uncle fester
smeagol
sheldon
mister lump
mister tingles
geo stigma
snarf
na-hey... na-hey... nav-listen Navi!
KAMINA!
mister smith
joe joe
captain obvious
Mr Smithers or Burns
Captain Teemo
Minion

[Eyebite]

Fantastic thread.

How about:

SweetPea

Puffalump

Mister Juicebox

Gravy Baby

[Treppa]

Eyebite wrote:

Fantastic thread.

How about:

SweetPea

Puffalump

Mister Juicebox

Gravy Baby

Eyebite is back?! Wow! Good to see you.

[BRADicPerformance]

You guys never cease to amaze me. I'm definitely gonna have to take vestigial twin just so I can use another of these names.

[Eyebite]

Treppa wrote:

Eyebite wrote:

Fantastic thread.

How about:

SweetPea

Puffalump

Mister Juicebox

Gravy Baby

Eyebite is back?! Wow! Good to see you.

Hah! Good to see you too.

I never really left. I still lurk about from time to time.