GM_Beernorg was known as GM_Eggnoob before he realised that beer was better than eggs and changed his name.
Avatar of Zon-Kuthon decided to brew a competing beer, brewed from the tears of orphans, it tastes allot like an IPA, with a undertone of sorrow.
The GM in GM_Beernorg stands for Great Mailman.
IHIYC started out as a public servant, hiding in mailboxes to keep the sanctity of unmolested delivery.
Sultan F's favorite beverage is orange Hi-C.
GoatToucher has never actually touched a goat.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet went through a phase where he hid in hallways. He considers it a rather embarrassing point in his life.
KahnyaGnorc was part of Ventnors hoards and quite enjoyed being crushed.
Goddity is a veteran stamp battle warrior.
Sissyl knows 101 different ways to kill a person with her left pinky finger alone.
Ventnor's given name in draconic translates to Christopher.
KG is half of the seminal rock group Tenacious D.
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GoutToucher decided to start a death metal band called Sacrificial Goat, and they have just released their first album, Clover Hooves in Hell. According to Rolling Stone, they are big in rural Scotland for some reason.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet was the one who cast the enchantment. Not that he remembers, due to it being because of a drunken bet with GoatToucher.
Ventnor only found out about the above through a several-year stalking and careful documentation of GoatToucher's and IHIYC's activities. He can't, to this day, explain why he started doing so after a number of flumphs disappeared during GT's yard party.
Sissyl buys GTs products, but is trying to keep it a secret.
It's no secret that Goddity buys GoatToucher's products.
Ventnor is GT's main competitor, with his Pert & Skweeky Keister Kleena - 'Make your Heinie as Shiny as Ventnor's own hoard!' - being the Pepsi to Col. Toucher's Coke.
Zelda Marie Lupescu is a certified master of that most deadly martial art, the Fist of the Nose Hair.
Ventnor is marital artist because he didn't carefully read the name of the course he signed up for.
And, though it shames me for being obvious, Goddity is there to assist him.
Sissyl is hoping Ventnor will use his marital arts on her.
Goddity was the first person who was hit by my ultimate marital arts technique, "1000 Reconciling Phoenixes."
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Ventnor wants to know why maritals can't have nice things.
Pulg is instituting marital law on the forum and surrounding territories until order is restored and the laundry is folded and put away.
KahnyaGnorc was the previous winner of the World Marital Arts Tournament, which he won using his secret technique the "Communication is Key Suplex." He intends to enter the next tournament too.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!
erm... I mean...
Zelda Marie Lupescu only opens her left eye on the third Tuesday of every month, and only for 3 minutes at a time.
Ventnor said yes to the wrong woman... and now finds himself in the claws of a telemarketing company's full attention as a customer.
IHIYC was 1986's Pope Smoker Of The Year.
Pulg uses his own left over hair balls to knit Christmas sweaters for his family and friends, the line is called "hair shirts of love (and atonement)"
GM_B's lush mane of hair grows all the way down his back and into his underpants.
GT has already opened all his Christmas presents.
Ranger Alissa has a very special gift under her tree.
-Very- special.
I'm Hiding In Your Closet absorbs moisture through tiny porous structures on his eyelids.
Ventnor is a lich in denial.
The holes over the eyes of Goddity's mask can spray, respectively, water, sulfuric acid, and Liz Taylor's White Diamonds for Men.