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You fools! This isn't even Sissyl's final form!
This is most certainly Ventnor's final form.
Goddity is a shapeshifter. His only other form, however, is a slightly shorter version of himself.
Ventnor's other form is TL892016(b). Print 40 copies, send one to your mother, one to the Macedonian Ministry of Agriculture, then eat the rest.
Pulg wanted to be a CIA paper shredder from way back when he was just a little busty bunny, blowing around under the couch, such big dreams. Alas because Pulg is a Canadian, as well as an ocelot/guinea pig hybrid, he was deemed unfit for service with the Company.
GM_B says his favorite Tim Burton movie is Cry-Baby... I have tried telling him multiple times it is a JOHN WATERS film but he refuses to listen and mutters: "Mopey Johnny Depp means Burton!"
WITB only recently figured out that the strange markings on his side said "This End Up"
IHIYC is the editor of 'Wig & Britches Aficionado' magazine, still proudly printed on eezi-kleen vellum in the US of A.
IHIYC has the best rolls when rolling for the healing received from healing items.
The Fiend invented Demonic Healing just to give himself CENSORED.
Belphegor is allergic to Salt. That is all.
What's in the box? had an on again off again relationship with Pandora.
She had the softests hands... I tried to hold it in but... she worked the lid SO well and I lost my contents... Sorry.
GM_Beernorg has a very unexpected reaction to the legend of Pandora and her box.
Even What's in the box? does not what is actually in the box.
What's in the Box? is the second cousin of that annoying Progressive Insurance spokes-box.
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Ugh! Our family reunions at the container store are SO tedious because he KEEPS trying to get us to use his price gun... Grandma Bento got marked down 30% ON ACCIDENT and Uncle Packing was like: "That's it! We're moving!"
It is ALWAYS a nightmare...
GM_B would be surprised how many of my family members have been replaced by mimics >:)
And I DO know what is in the box... a secret :)
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Both GM_Beernorg and What's in the Box? Refuse to acknowledge me because they fear my mighty Kung-fu action grip.
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Ventnor is banned for just being a dragon with monk levels, Bruce Lee is THE Dragon, being a dragon is something different.
GM_Beernorg and I have been conspiring to throw Ventnor a Zon-Kuthon themed birthday party... sadly, only Shellyn worshippers have RSVPed :(
What's In The Box? is very glad that they're not acquainted with any cricketers.
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Pulg founded a Downton Abbey fan club in the late 90s... LONG before the show even existed...
The Avatar of Zon-Kuthon wakes up every day to Aqua's "Barbie Girl" because: "It is the most exquisite torture," he knows.
What's in the box? once toured with Aqua as part of the stage, he has very fond memories of that summer.
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GM_B has a lovely bunch of coconuts... he refuses to place them in rows or train swallows to fly them around... He has never even put a lime inside one and drank it all up...
in short: GM_B is wasting his coconuts... lovely as they are.
What's in the box? gets angry when people forget the question mark in his name.
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Ventnor generally puts a question mark in the "sexual preference" box of forms because, since all humans taste the same, he can't fathom why one would care which sex to horrifically devour.
GoatToucher ALWAYS takes a level in Paladin. ALWAYS. And only ONE level. He doesn't care to explain himself.
What's in the box? is actually GoatToucher's phylactery.
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If you turn Pulg's image upside down, you will see a pirate ship.
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If you look at Sissyl and unfocus your eyes, you will see a 3d image of her smacking you in the face.
KG once damned The Man, but The Man made his will save to remain on the prime material plane.
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One half of the secret to GoatToucher's success involves slipping a slice of cheese into both shoes every morning.
Ventnor runs a moderately successful dire cat dairy farm
What's in the box? TOTALLY knows what is in Ventnor but cannot say because it the utterance of such words would violate KahnyaGnorc's delicate sensibilities.
On an unrelated note, IHIYC's sea anemone venom wholesaling business has been very profitable lately.
When Ventnor goes to a sea food buffet, he always says the same thing: See food? I eat it! No matter how many times you say it, it's still not funny.
Molten Dragon isn't really molten, just liquefied crust.
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IHIYC's hat doubles as a floatation device should the need arise.
KahnyaGnorc can destroy a small tree just by burping at it.