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This is like that 'why did the chicken cross the road' question. The chicken was there first - you put the road in the way. Well the chicken is {x^n} and the egg is a limit to that infinite existence so it is x^(n-1).
All up you have x^(n-1)+{x^n}
So somewhere out there Colonel Sanders is armed with a Man-made black hole and he is hoping to hell the Chicken he deep fried doesn't change back into a human.
You and all the other poor denizens of Vegas. I had no idea you were so deprived! Oh well, at least you get legal hookers.In my defense, KFC, Pizza Hut, and Taco Hell, er Taco bell has all but driven Popseye's out of Las Vegas. Sad to say, I'll never get the chance to try their chicken.
What about Church's? Save for human consumption or bio-hazard?
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Well you see it was like this . . .
The red jungle fowl was sitting in the African forest. Then Man came up to the red jungle fowl. Man wanted to eat Red Jungle Fowl. So the Man hit the fowl on the head and it turned into a chicken, which he could then eat. The chicken was shipped off to the colonies to make baby chickens every day, where it would be eaten every day. It is from this chicken that all chicken originates, because the chicken can regenerate like a troll. It is also because it has baby chickens that are not babies because they are eaten that we get baby chickens that can be eaten.
Therefore, the chickens were eaten by god . . .
You and all the other poor denizens of Vegas. I had no idea you were so deprived! Oh well, at least you get legal hookers.In my defense, KFC, Pizza Hut, and Taco Hell, er Taco bell has all but driven Popseye's out of Las Vegas. Sad to say, I'll never get the chance to try their chicken.
No. Prostitution is illegal in Las Vegas, as it is in the majority of counties in Nevada. There are, IIRC, 17 or 19 legally licensed brothels, which are the only places and way in which prostitution is legal in Nevada.
As for Popeye's, I wholly concur! The closest Popeye's to Vegas is like 2 hours away, between there and Phoenix. In a gas station/truck stop.
Fish *yum-yum*
Certain Italian cheeses are actually very good for baked macaroni and cheese. Not on their own, of course - you almost always want some sort of cheddar.
Brie tastes like fish.
Blaspheme!
IMO the best macaroni and cheese is made with Gruyere and either Fontina or Fontinella, and topped with Parmesan (and breadcrumbs!).Also, Brie is very tasty! It definitely doesn't taste like fish. Camembert is also exceptionally fine, especially on a toasted french baguette with plenty of fresh butter and maybe some tomato slices! YUM!
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What about Church's? Save for human consumption or bio-hazard?You and all the other poor denizens of Vegas. I had no idea you were so deprived! Oh well, at least you get legal hookers.In my defense, KFC, Pizza Hut, and Taco Hell, er Taco bell has all but driven Popseye's out of Las Vegas. Sad to say, I'll never get the chance to try their chicken.
Any fried chicken that isn't Popeyes is crap.
If a zombie apocalypse happens in vegas, does it stay in vegas?
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Any fried chicken that isn't Popeyes is crap.What about Church's? Save for human consumption or bio-hazard?You and all the other poor denizens of Vegas. I had no idea you were so deprived! Oh well, at least you get legal hookers.In my defense, KFC, Pizza Hut, and Taco Hell, er Taco bell has all but driven Popseye's out of Las Vegas. Sad to say, I'll never get the chance to try their chicken.
Preach it, Brother.
And Popeye's biscuits are possibly the most perfect bread product ever sold in a fast food establishment.
I would have said "my lips are sealed", but since they fell off.....
*digs out a can of high-grade synthetic sealant* I believe I can rectify that.
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Any fried chicken that isn't Popeyes is crap.What about Church's? Save for human consumption or bio-hazard?You and all the other poor denizens of Vegas. I had no idea you were so deprived! Oh well, at least you get legal hookers.In my defense, KFC, Pizza Hut, and Taco Hell, er Taco bell has all but driven Popseye's out of Las Vegas. Sad to say, I'll never get the chance to try their chicken.
Oh no. You are quite wrong on that front. I just had some of the best fried chicken I have had in ages at a local place called Home Grown. There's another place in town called Rocky's Hot Chicken Shack that is supposed to be amazing (and I have been warned not to get their spiciest fried chicken).
In my hometown, there was Time Out as well, which is freaking awesome. the chicken and cheese biscuit is the majority of the meat just pulled off a fried chicken breast, put on a split square biscuit and cheddar melted on top ... my arteries harden just thinking about it. And, back in the day, you could buy a "bucket of bones" (the breasts that were used to make the chicken and cheese biscuits with a bunch of meat still on them) for 10 cents per bone ... many a night was spent feasting on bones in my high school and college years. NOM NOM NOM!!!
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Any fried chicken that isn't Popeyes is crap.What about Church's? Save for human consumption or bio-hazard?You and all the other poor denizens of Vegas. I had no idea you were so deprived! Oh well, at least you get legal hookers.In my defense, KFC, Pizza Hut, and Taco Hell, er Taco bell has all but driven Popseye's out of Las Vegas. Sad to say, I'll never get the chance to try their chicken.
Oh no. You are quite wrong on that front. I just had some of the best fried chicken I have had in ages at a local place called Home Grown. There's another place in town called Rocky's Hot Chicken Shack that is supposed to be amazing (and I have been warned not to get their spiciest fried chicken).
In my hometown, there was Time Out as well, which is freaking awesome. the chicken and cheese biscuit is the majority of the meat just pulled off a fried chicken breast, put on a split square biscuit and cheddar melted on top ... my arteries harden just thinking about it. And, back in the day, you could buy a "bucket of bones" (the breasts that were used to make the chicken and cheese biscuits with a bunch of meat still on them) for 10 cents per bone ... many a night was spent feasting on bones in my high school and college years. NOM NOM NOM!!!
Oh, you poor dude. Have you been so long without Popeyes that you actually think some other fried chicken could compare?!?
Quick! This man needs assistance! Gimme a 3 pc dinner, spicy, with cajun fries and a coke! STAT!
There are, IIRC, 17 or 19 legally licensed brothels, which are the only places and way in which prostitution is legal in Nevada.Like I said - legal hookers.
Not in Vegas there isn't.
There is no legal prostitution in Vegas.The closest legal prostitution to Vegas is like 5 hours away.
If a zombie apocalypse happens in vegas, does it stay in vegas?
No, it meanders off to Phoenix...
Any fried chicken that isn't Popeyes is crap.What about Church's? Save for human consumption or bio-hazard?You and all the other poor denizens of Vegas. I had no idea you were so deprived! Oh well, at least you get legal hookers.In my defense, KFC, Pizza Hut, and Taco Hell, er Taco bell has all but driven Popseye's out of Las Vegas. Sad to say, I'll never get the chance to try their chicken.
So speaketh the zombie man, so it must be.
I worked in a deli for a few months back in '99 and we had American cheese blocks. I believe it was our best selling cheese. Either that or the colby-jack. I know I had to slice a lot of both. Personally, I can't stand American cheese. I prefer either cheddar, swiss, or pepperjack, depending on the usage.
I ask you, what state was this in?
I visited my mom in Las Vegas a while ago and I was gobsmacked to discover that her local grocery store didn't have a cheese section. You could get sliced cheddar and swiss (and that's about it) at the deli but there was nothing else. In Wisconsin we have easily 100+ varieties of cheese in your average grocery store. It was definitely culture shock.
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It saddens me that you would actually pollute yourself with Kentucky Fried Crap.Neener, neener, neener!I'm a KFC man myselfDon't make me destroy you.Only once in a while when I'm desperate and running late for work. In my defense, KFC, Pizza Hut, and Taco Hell, er Taco bell has all but driven Popseye's out of Las Vegas. Sad to say, I'll never get the chance to try their chicken.
Blame Kentucky they were never here and IT WAS NOT OUR FAULT.
{overhears all the cheese talk, stops, looks around confusedly to make sure this actually Chickens vs. Eggs} Me feel like me should ask meatrace if he has a little red Leicester.
Also which egg superior, Cadbury Creme or Kinder Surprise?
{overhears all the cheese talk, stops, looks around confusedly to make sure this actually Chickens vs. Eggs} Me feel like me should ask meatrace if he has a little red Leicester.
Also which egg superior, Cadbury Creme or Kinder Surprise?
The good eggs.
BLAME CANADA!!!
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There are, IIRC, 17 or 19 legally licensed brothels, which are the only places and way in which prostitution is legal in Nevada.Like I said - legal hookers.Not in Vegas there isn't.
There is no legal prostitution in Vegas.
The closest legal prostitution to Vegas is like 5 hours away.
Did I ever actually say they had legal prostitution in Vegas? Not really.
I said they can get legal hookers. And since the people in Vegas are actually allowed to leave the city and go visit those brothels where they have legal hookers, then they can get legal hookers.
Like I said, legal hookers.
Anything else you want to nitpick over?
Did I ever actually say they had legal prostitution in Vegas? Not really.
I said they can get legal hookers. And since the people in Vegas are actually allowed to leave the city and go visit those brothels where they have legal hookers, then they can get legal hookers.
Like I said, legal hookers.
Anything else you want to nitpick over?
By that logic ANYONE can get legal hookers, since, ya know, ANYONE could just up and fly out to Nevada and go to one of those brothels. Or any of the entire countries where prostitution is legal. Like the UK.
Which came first, the hooker or the John?
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Any fried chicken that isn't Popeyes is crap.What about Church's? Save for human consumption or bio-hazard?You and all the other poor denizens of Vegas. I had no idea you were so deprived! Oh well, at least you get legal hookers.In my defense, KFC, Pizza Hut, and Taco Hell, er Taco bell has all but driven Popseye's out of Las Vegas. Sad to say, I'll never get the chance to try their chicken.
Oh no. You are quite wrong on that front. I just had some of the best fried chicken I have had in ages at a local place called Home Grown. There's another place in town called Rocky's Hot Chicken Shack that is supposed to be amazing (and I have been warned not to get their spiciest fried chicken).
In my hometown, there was Time Out as well, which is freaking awesome. the chicken and cheese biscuit is the majority of the meat just pulled off a fried chicken breast, put on a split square biscuit and cheddar melted on top ... my arteries harden just thinking about it. And, back in the day, you could buy a "bucket of bones" (the breasts that were used to make the chicken and cheese biscuits with a bunch of meat still on them) for 10 cents per bone ... many a night was spent feasting on bones in my high school and college years. NOM NOM NOM!!!
Oh, you poor dude. Have you been so long without Popeyes that you actually think some other fried chicken could compare?!?
Quick! This man needs assistance! Gimme a 3 pc dinner, spicy, with cajun fries and a coke! STAT!
Aberzombie, I agree with your stance on bacon, but when it comes to fried chicken, I think your undead state has begun to affect your taste buds. ;)
There is no fast food fried chicken that will ever beat out Time Out's fried chicken when it comes to taste. I just pity those who are not near Chapel Hill (and I unfortunately fall into this group unless I go visit my folks or hometown friends) and have not experienced the Awesome Chickenness that is Time Out's Fried Chicken (and I fortunately do not fall into this category). ;)
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Any fried chicken that isn't Popeyes is crap.What about Church's? Save for human consumption or bio-hazard?You and all the other poor denizens of Vegas. I had no idea you were so deprived! Oh well, at least you get legal hookers.In my defense, KFC, Pizza Hut, and Taco Hell, er Taco bell has all but driven Popseye's out of Las Vegas. Sad to say, I'll never get the chance to try their chicken.
Oh no. You are quite wrong on that front. I just had some of the best fried chicken I have had in ages at a local place called Home Grown. There's another place in town called Rocky's Hot Chicken Shack that is supposed to be amazing (and I have been warned not to get their spiciest fried chicken).
In my hometown, there was Time Out as well, which is freaking awesome. the chicken and cheese biscuit is the majority of the meat just pulled off a fried chicken breast, put on a split square biscuit and cheddar melted on top ... my arteries harden just thinking about it. And, back in the day, you could buy a "bucket of bones" (the breasts that were used to make the chicken and cheese biscuits with a bunch of meat still on them) for 10 cents per bone ... many a night was spent feasting on bones in my high school and college years. NOM NOM NOM!!!
Oh, you poor dude. Have you been so long without Popeyes that you actually think some other fried chicken could compare?!?
Quick! This man needs assistance! Gimme a 3 pc dinner, spicy, with cajun fries and a coke! STAT!
Aberzombie, I agree with your stance on bacon, but when it comes to fried chicken, I think your undead state has begun to affect your taste buds. ;)
There is no fast food fried chicken that will ever beat out Time Out's fried chicken when it comes to taste. I just pity those who are not near Chapel Hill (and I unfortunately fall into this group unless I go visit my folks or hometown friends) and have not experienced the Awesome Chickenness that is Time Out's Fried Chicken (and I fortunately do not fall into this category). ;)
Shhhhh....there, there. It's ok. You don't have to pretend anymore. It's okay to be one of those odd people who denies the complete dominance of Popeyes.
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Do you need a hug now?
I removed some posts. Relax.
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We're watching. Always watching.
hmmm ... was it comments on chicken that got pulled ... or was it comments on hookers ... or was it comments on chicken hookers?I removed some posts. Relax.
I chicken's gotta do what a chicken has to do to keep her eggs warm.
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By that logic ANYONE can get legal hookers, since, ya know, ANYONE could just up and fly out to Nevada and go to one of those brothels. Or any of the entire countries where prostitution is legal. Like the UK.Did I ever actually say they had legal prostitution in Vegas? Not really.
I said they can get legal hookers. And since the people in Vegas are actually allowed to leave the city and go visit those brothels where they have legal hookers, then they can get legal hookers.
Like I said, legal hookers.
Anything else you want to nitpick over?
That's not only logical, thats the facts. I fail to see the problem here. Heck soon you can get them green-skinned and/or dressed as Princess Leah. Personally I am waiting till they get she-hulk, but to each their own.
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Geez, Frank! Calm the f&@% down, man!
How can we relax if all the hookers are gone?Do we still have blow?
What about Blackjack?