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PINK PTERODACTYLS!
Pshhsh...saw them all the time in college.
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The best place to hold up during the inevitable zombie apocalypse is in an amish/mennonite town
Wouldn't a tropical island in the middle of the Pacific, those without airports, be a better place?
The last reported sighting in Sweden of the Æsir god Oden was in 1247, before the Battle of Sparrsätra
Like vanilla? Beaver Butts Emit Goo Used for Vanilla Flavoring
Like vanilla? Beaver Butts Emit Goo Used for Vanilla FlavoringI hate you for posting that.
Oh hell, I ate vanilla icecream last night. This is why I don't like to know what they put on my food.
Lets join our hate to see if we can make her fall off her chair.
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Like vanilla? Beaver Butts Emit Goo Used for Vanilla FlavoringI hate you for posting that.Oh hell, I ate vanilla icecream last night. This is why I don't like to know what they put on my food.
Lets join our hate to see if we can make her fall off her chair.
I like to drink my vanilla straight from the beaver's butt.
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I like to drink my vanilla straight from the beaver's butt.Like vanilla? Beaver Butts Emit Goo Used for Vanilla FlavoringI hate you for posting that.Oh hell, I ate vanilla icecream last night. This is why I don't like to know what they put on my food.
Lets join our hate to see if we can make her fall off her chair.
So much for the "whats for lunch" thread.
From Snopes: "Processed forms of castoreum are also used as food additives; in the latter case primarily as enhancers of strawberry and rasperry flavorings in products such as iced tea, ice cream, gelatin, candy, fruit-flavored drinks, and yogurt."
(1) Everything that exists is processed something else. Your plastic spoon is processed oil.
(2) Vanilla flavor still typically comes from vanilla beans.
(3) A tiny bit of processed chemical that once may or may not have come from a beaver, used to enhance strawberry flavor, isn't as gross-sounding and hence not as interesting, even if it's more accurate.
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I like to drink my vanilla straight from the beaver's butt.Like vanilla? Beaver Butts Emit Goo Used for Vanilla FlavoringI hate you for posting that.Oh hell, I ate vanilla icecream last night. This is why I don't like to know what they put on my food.
Lets join our hate to see if we can make her fall off her chair.
I don't think we'll be going for that ice cream any time soon.
That shit is bananas.
The average severed head and one million dollars in $100 bills are approximately the same weight.
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That s@!@ is bananas.
no, its vanilla.
The average severed head and one million dollars in $100 bills are approximately the same weight.
equivalent exchange!
The average severed head and one million dollars in $100 bills are approximately the same weight.
"Did you bring the money?"
"Yes, boss. One million dollar in $100 bills, as you asked. I weighed the bag before we left to make sure"
"Good, now hand it over"
<Checks the bag>
"What the hell, Chuggs!"
A tiny bit of processed chemical that once may or may not have come from a beaver, used to enhance strawberry flavor, isn't as gross-sounding and hence not as interesting, even if it's more accurate.
Well, if we're going to quibble, I think your clarification is more precise but not any more accurate than the article.
{goes back to grinding finer edge on Axe of Hair-Splitting}
*checks chart and character sheet*
Okay... so you have to roll below 6 to hit.
No word in the english language rhymes with month, silver, purple or orange
sporange, a very rare alternative form of sporangium (a botanical term for a part of a fern or similar plant)
and some Robbie Burns...
For you, no bred to barn and byre,
Wha sweetly tune the Scottish lyre,
Thanks to you for your line:
The marled plaid ye kindly spare,
By me should gratefully be ware;
'Twad please me to the nine.
I'd be mair vauntie o' my hap,
Douce hingin' owre my
Than ony ermine ever lap,
Or proud imperial
Fareweel then, lang heel then,
An' plenty be your fa';
May losses and crosses
Ne'er at your hallan ca'.
That s@!@ is bananas.no, its vanilla.
We could compromise with a banana split.
No word in the english language rhymes with month, silver, purple or orange
We had that pages ago, and I posted a whole bunch of rhyming words for them, so I guess maybe there's some truth to this.
{drags 8 legs across carpet and zaps the Tin Foil Yamakah} Some spiders use an electrostatic charge to leap into the air and balloon for miles. And their webs can reach toward prey to ensnare it.
Spiral staircases often turn clockwise from the perspective of the person climbing them. The reason for this comes from medieval times, when castles would feature them that way in order to put invaders at a disadvangate: Since most people are right-handed, the stair turning left when climbing up (usually the position of the attacker) left them exposed to those climbing down (usually the defenders).
Spiral staircases often turn clockwise from the perspective of the person climbing them. The reason for this comes from medieval times, when castles would feature them that way in order to put invaders at a disadvangate: Since most people are right-handed, the stair turning left when climbing up (usually the position of the attacker) left them exposed to those climbing down (usually the defenders).
This may have been true until the last few decades, but it certainly isn't anymore, at least in new homes the U.S. I've helped build dozens of wooden circular and spiral (and weirder) staircases for newer homes, and it seemed to be about 50/50... pretty much whatever struck the architects' and/or owners' fancy.
Likewise, of the few houses I've been in that had spiral stairways, I recall more counter-clockwise than not.
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Spiral staircases often turn clockwise from the perspective of the person climbing them. The reason for this comes from medieval times, when castles would feature them that way in order to put invaders at a disadvangate: Since most people are right-handed, the stair turning left when climbing up (usually the position of the attacker) left them exposed to those climbing down (usually the defenders).This may have been true until the last few decades, but it certainly isn't anymore, at least in new homes the U.S. I've helped build dozens of wooden circular and spiral (and weirder) staircases for newer homes, and it seemed to be about 50/50... pretty much whatever struck the architects' and/or owners' fancy.
Come back to me with that when the burgundian hordes have taken over your unstrategically constructed staircases!
Jeez. It's like people these days don't even care what happens to their demesnes anymore.
Come back to me with that when the burgundian hordes have taken over your unstrategically constructed staircases!Spiral staircases often turn clockwise from the perspective of the person climbing them. The reason for this comes from medieval times, when castles would feature them that way in order to put invaders at a disadvangate: Since most people are right-handed, the stair turning left when climbing up (usually the position of the attacker) left them exposed to those climbing down (usually the defenders).This may have been true until the last few decades, but it certainly isn't anymore, at least in new homes the U.S. I've helped build dozens of wooden circular and spiral (and weirder) staircases for newer homes, and it seemed to be about 50/50... pretty much whatever struck the architects' and/or owners' fancy.
Nooooooo! Not the hordes!!
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Nooooooo! Not the hordes!!Come back to me with that when the burgundian hordes have taken over your unstrategically constructed staircases!Spiral staircases often turn clockwise from the perspective of the person climbing them. The reason for this comes from medieval times, when castles would feature them that way in order to put invaders at a disadvangate: Since most people are right-handed, the stair turning left when climbing up (usually the position of the attacker) left them exposed to those climbing down (usually the defenders).This may have been true until the last few decades, but it certainly isn't anymore, at least in new homes the U.S. I've helped build dozens of wooden circular and spiral (and weirder) staircases for newer homes, and it seemed to be about 50/50... pretty much whatever struck the architects' and/or owners' fancy.
Oi! It is finally ze time to...!
<Disappears among the throng of burgundians>
Nooooooo! Not the hordes!!Come back to me with that when the burgundian hordes have taken over your unstrategically constructed staircases!Spiral staircases often turn clockwise from the perspective of the person climbing them. The reason for this comes from medieval times, when castles would feature them that way in order to put invaders at a disadvangate: Since most people are right-handed, the stair turning left when climbing up (usually the position of the attacker) left them exposed to those climbing down (usually the defenders).This may have been true until the last few decades, but it certainly isn't anymore, at least in new homes the U.S. I've helped build dozens of wooden circular and spiral (and weirder) staircases for newer homes, and it seemed to be about 50/50... pretty much whatever struck the architects' and/or owners' fancy.Oi! It is finally ze time to...!
<Disappears among the throng of burgundians>
Noooooo! They're after my cabbages!!
Noooooo! They're after my cabbages!!Nooooooo! Not the hordes!!Come back to me with that when the burgundian hordes have taken over your unstrategically constructed staircases!Spiral staircases often turn clockwise from the perspective of the person climbing them. The reason for this comes from medieval times, when castles would feature them that way in order to put invaders at a disadvangate: Since most people are right-handed, the stair turning left when climbing up (usually the position of the attacker) left them exposed to those climbing down (usually the defenders).This may have been true until the last few decades, but it certainly isn't anymore, at least in new homes the U.S. I've helped build dozens of wooden circular and spiral (and weirder) staircases for newer homes, and it seemed to be about 50/50... pretty much whatever struck the architects' and/or owners' fancy.Oi! It is finally ze time to...!
<Disappears among the throng of burgundians>
Regardez! Ze man has cabbages! Just what we need for our nefarious plans! Charge! Ch...!
<Gets trampled by the burgundian swarm>
Noooooo! They're after my cabbages!!Nooooooo! Not the hordes!!Come back to me with that when the burgundian hordes have taken over your unstrategically constructed staircases!Spiral staircases often turn clockwise from the perspective of the person climbing them. The reason for this comes from medieval times, when castles would feature them that way in order to put invaders at a disadvangate: Since most people are right-handed, the stair turning left when climbing up (usually the position of the attacker) left them exposed to those climbing down (usually the defenders).This may have been true until the last few decades, but it certainly isn't anymore, at least in new homes the U.S. I've helped build dozens of wooden circular and spiral (and weirder) staircases for newer homes, and it seemed to be about 50/50... pretty much whatever struck the architects' and/or owners' fancy.Oi! It is finally ze time to...!
<Disappears among the throng of burgundians>
Regardez! Ze man has cabbages! Just what we need for our nefarious plans! Charge! Ch...!
<Gets trampled by the burgundian swarm>
Oh no, not again.
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Come back to me with that when the burgundian hordes have taken over your unstrategically constructed staircases!
Jeez. It's like people these days don't even care what happens to their demesnes anymore.
Yeah, like I could ever afford to live in any of the houses into which we installed stairs.
The league system for football (the kind where you kick the ball into the goal rather than over it) in Sweden contains one team from outside the country's borders: Lemlands IF from the Åland Islands (in Finland).
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The Goths were a very pale ancient Germanic tribe who wore a lot of black crushed velvet and eye-makeup.
Butterflies can see more colors than humans can.