Dialogue You Won't Hear from Calvin Coolidge.

[LazarX]

Pretty much not anything as this President was known as "Silent Cal."

[Spring-heeled ThreadJack]

/springs in

This thread had been THREADJACKED!!

/springs out

[Xabulba]

F the French let's side with the Krauts.

[Undead Leon Czolgosz]

Socialite says to Coolidge, "I made a bet than I could get you to say more than three words tonight."

"You lose," he replied.

Which is funny, but

Workers revolution to smash Calvin Coolidge!

EDITED

[LazarX]

Comrade Anklebiter wrote:

Workers revolution to smash Calvin Coolidge!

Which would be kind of hard since President Cal's been dead for decades... the ultimate silence.

[Undead Leon Czolgosz]

LazarX wrote:

Comrade Anklebiter wrote:

Workers revolution to smash Calvin Coolidge!

Which would be kind of hard since President Cal's been dead for decades... the ultimate silence.

Workers revolution to smash Andrews Jackson and Johnson, too!

[darth_borehd]

Calvin Coolidge -- Vampire Hunter

[LazarX]

I hear the first feat that Cal ever took was "Silent Spell".

[Undead Leon Czolgosz]

I didn't realize Coolidge could cast spells.

[Evil Grover Cleveland]

Coolidge was a one-term loser. I have crumbs in my moustache with more personality.

[Demi-Lich H. Ross Perot]

{snores in the corner}

[Cosmo]

Dorothy Parker was seated next to Calvin Coolidge at a dinner party one night. After an evening of conversation with everyone except the person sitting next to her, the effervescent Mrs. Parker remarked, "Mr. Coolidge, I've made a bet against a fellow who said it was impossible to get more than two words out of you."

...

To which Mr. Coolidge replied:

You lose.

[Undead Leon Czolgosz]

Ahem.

[Points up a couple of posts]

Workers revolution to smash Dorothy Parker!

[Cosmo's Slightly More Evil Twin]

*debates wielding supreme executive power to silence those radical elements that were first to make the joke...*

*elects not to... this time...*

[Undead Leon Czolgosz]

In all fairness, and in order to not get silenced, you told the joke better than me.

[Another Dang Hippeh]

{points at spriggan} Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! We're being repressed!

[Shadowborn]

COOLIDGE SMASH!