This thread is for all the people who hate dwarves.
The Dwarf is the stupidest construct in gaming, and should be taken
out of D&D, and all other fantasy products.
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This is a list of all the reasons Dwarves are stupid:
1. They are Drawves.
7. The dwarf is born to be a miner.
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I will not stand for this Elven propaganda.
Ah'm nay feelin the love.
I presuming the your only referring to fantasy dwarfs because Peter Dinklage is awesome.
I agree with you 100%, the Hobbit would have been so much better if Tolkien replaced the dwarves with humans. The book would have been less fantastic but much more normal but normal is better right?
7. The dwarf is born to be a miner.
9. Dwarves are 49er fans.
10. Dwarven beards are not as epic as mine. I am a bad mofo.
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11. They are constantly stereotyped as drunks and this stereotype is usually how they are portrayed in all media.
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12. Gimli killed more orcs than Legolas and is a better fighter.
13. If Aule had struck the hammer . we all would be free of this abominations.
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I removed some posts. Really, folks, be adults.
Ross Byers hates dwarf haters!!
Burn him!!
:D
Ultradan
14. Dwarves smell.
15. -2 to Cha, they aren't very pretty or personable.
That's it! Urist, pull the lever for the magma cannon!
16: Dwarves don't know how to shave....I mean how backwards to you have to be as a race not to know how to shave?
17. Bearded women
Haters gonna hate.
18. Instead of hammer + chisels, they have dwarves fight with battle axes -- can you say p***** envy.
19. Dwarves are unencumbered by low ceilings due to their short stature.
20. Did I mention they are Dwarves?
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let us be entirely fair, dwarves do have their good points. for a start, their short stature means that the taller races will never be unwelcome in their halls, as we're the only ones who can reach the top shelves. likewise, they don't contribute to the international shortage of razor blades, nor do they bother the barber community. finally, they're generally good enough to keep out of the way in their underground homes.
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Jealousy. It's an ugly thing.
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17. Bearded women
actually in pathfinder dwarven women don't have beards.
actually in pathfinder dwarven women don't have beards.17. Bearded women
hahaha
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If Harsk were a 1st level Commoner he'd still be the most awesome iconic, without technically being an iconic even! Dwarves are too cool for you folk!
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Why would you hate dwarves? I mean sure, cleaning all that hair off is a lot of work, and then you have to let them marinate for at least 48 hours before cooking, and you have to cook them long over low heat, and even then they're still a little gamey.
But if you can't be bothered yourself, Anthony Bourdain just found the best little BBQ-dwarf joint on the southwest coast of Kalva. Mmmm, mmmm, talon-licking good! And all-you-can eat Wealday specials, 2-for-1 meads, and always no reservations required! But if you visit, bring your coin purse, because they don't take Shoanti Express.
Leprechauns
Bunch dang kobold lovers, that's what these haters are.
18. Snow White had seven of them.
19. Dwarves can not do mathematics; or even count really..
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19. Dwarves can not do mathematics; or even count really..
PFFT. They are the greatest architects to have ever architected!
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19. Dwarves can not do mathematics; or even count really..PFFT. They are the greatest architects to have ever architected!
i think you may be confusing them with gnomes. easy mistake to make.
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i think you may be confusing them with gnomes. easy mistake to make.19. Dwarves can not do mathematics; or even count really..PFFT. They are the greatest architects to have ever architected!
Gnomes make toys. Who would confuse a massive citadel with a wooden bauble!?
you, apparently.
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Sure there may be Gnomish architects, but they don't have any noteworthy structures to their name. They just reinvent other races' wheels. It's okay, you're just a victim of anti-Dwarf propaganda. Look for the truth my friend.
Brastlewark is a wooden bauble.
you have too many titles next to your name for me to argue with you...
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even when you're obviously wrong. ;)
you have too many titles next to your name for me to argue with you...
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even when you're obviously wrong. ;)
lol, it is a bit much. Only one more and it gets condensed, I missed the threshold.