I would certainly be interested in founding a new dwarven outpost. For Torag!
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Think a minute lass! How are we going to run our forges if we don't have any fuel? Sure we use coke when bituminous coal or lignite is available, or use special magma forges when we can, but far too often we can't and we have to use charcoal. Then we send our dwarven lumberjacks into the caves, or on to the surface if need be, to get lumber from giant mushrooms or from trees. Of course everybody knows that the dreaded trees have it out for dwarves, so our lumberjacks get lots of fighting experience. Hence why we developed better axes for fighting. Of course we also use hammers and picks and the like, but battleaxes are an essential part of our arsenal. Also, I'd like to see you cleave goblin head from their shoulders with a hammer!
42. Dorfs steal things from their neighbors Pansy elves don't count!
Dwarves have dined in hell... after conquering part of it!
They still be going at it! Urist, pull the lever for the seal on the shaft down to the Adamantine vein after we seal the gates! We'll see how mouthy they are when they have to deal with the demons of hell!
That's it! Urist, pull the lever for the magma cannon!
You don't know nuthin' about Dwarven History, if you haven't read the sagas of Boatmurdered, Headshoots and Syrupleaf!!! |