(this is based on the average age thread)
What is your education level?
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I have a masters degree in Machine Learning
I've got a MBA.
I dropped out of the 10th grade.
High school diploma, no college diploma.
...Yet. :D
BS Mechanical Engineering
Just shy of a MAIO (Masters of Industrial Organizational Psychology) degree. Planning on getting a PHD in the same.
A bit over halfway into a college degree when I had to choose between schooling and eating. :)
Associate's in Nanomanufacturing Technology.
Master of Science* in Information Management.
* That's what they call it, anyway.
Neurosurgeon
Seriously? That's pretty darn impressive. Kudos.
B.A. in sociology, law degree, working on my masters of law.
Nice! But what does a master's on top of a J.D. get you?
B.A. in sociology, law degree, working on my masters of law.Nice! But what does a master's on top of a J.D. get you?
Chicks, man... The ladies love them multiple law degrees.
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PhD in Trolling from the Torvin Academy in Edme.
Vive le Galt!
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Chicks, man... The ladies love them multiple law degrees.B.A. in sociology, law degree, working on my masters of law.Nice! But what does a master's on top of a J.D. get you?
Gotta get the LL.M. before you can get the PHD. Need a PHD before you can get tenure in Canada. My thesis area is international tax law reform / tax havens.
Also, like the bird said, chicks, my wife wouldn't give me the time of day until she found out I was going to do an LL.M. [/joke]
MS in Natural Resource Sciences, Focus in Plant Science, Specialization in Ecology and Environmental Physiology.
PhD in Trolling from the Torvin Academy in Edme.
Vive le Galt!
You funny goblin...
Masters in law. Business lawyer.
M.A. in Curriculum and Instruction with ESL certification
I've been told more than once that I have a PhD in asshattery...does that count? :P
BS, Geology
MS, Hydrogeology
PG (licensed professional geoscientist)
(Now expired) Secondary Earth & Space Sciences teaching certificate
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I'm CPR-certified... and I'm NOT giving it BACK. :)
I'm CPR-certified... and I'm NOT giving it BACK. :)I'll see your CPR and raise you a front fork lift operator certification.
my mother has one of those.
my mother has one of those.
A fork-lift operator? ;-)
Two Bachelors (Anthropology and Computer Information Systems) half way through a Master's in Systems Architecture, and a CISSP (a high level computer security cert).
My goal is to be an expert in computer security.
A laudable goal...and a commitment to lifelong learning. Whatever you do, don't go on record as considering yourself an expert, though! ;)
MLIS (Children's/Youth Librarian)
MFA Poetry
BA History
CELTA (ESL certificate from Cambridge)
Certification as School Librarian
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my mother has one of those.A fork-lift operator? ;-)
Yup.
She worked at this company that sold welding supplies and balloon supplies. There is a good business connection, but it's unimportant for the story.
Basically only men worked in the welding side and only women on the balloon side.
Somoeone send out a company wide memo offering forklift driving classes. They did not send this memo to the women. The flyer said anyone in the company could take the class. This upset my mother as it was generally sexist behavior.
She demanded to take the class lest she sue them for discrimination. So she did and she passed. She has never driven a forklift since. They scare her because she thinks they're too top heavy.
She does, however, carry her operators license in her wallet as a reminder. ;-)
Well I don't have any certificates yet, since in my country things work a bit different than US and omfg am I having such a hard time getting a job because of it.
:(
Hope it turns around for you.
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Doubt it.
In US you need a licence to whipe your arse and a certificate that say you know how to do so.
In my country you just need the company you work for be certified and licensed to do so, so their employees if they leave they don't take the licence certificate. Yes the company trains you on how to do certain procedures and keep you in the black in other procedures until you have enough time with them to show it all to you.
So yeah I have worked with the UN and have a national prize with them an all the glory but I come to the US and I almost felt like I was stoped by a police officer and getting asked License and Certification please LOL.
Ba in psychology.