Mordimer Jones, Action Badger

[Mordimor Jones, Action Badger]

Aw yeah, son. Mordimer Jones is here to keep these messageboards clean, civil, and full of delicious grubs and earthworms.

Can you dig it?

[Gary Teter]

Sorry Mordimer, I needed to test a change to the "move thread to different forum" code, and this thread popped up at just the right time. To the off-topic forum wit ye!

[Aberzombie]

Action Badger Brainnnnnsssss......?

[Mordimor Jones, Action Badger]

Mordimer Jones understands the PostMonster's decision. We cool, baby.

[Aberzombie]

Whoa! Weird. It tried to post my post twice with just one click of the button. Is it supposed to do that, or did I just break something?

[General Silliness]

Mordimer Jones, Action Badger wrote:

Mordimer Jones understands the PostMonster's decision. We cool, baby.

You may have heard of a "honey badger"... Now recognize the "Badger of Honeys"!

Also...

Answer to Aberzombie:

When posting to a thread that is in the act of being moved, weirdness may occur. Something tells me that weirdness may turn out to be very common in this particular thread.

[Aberzombie]

Hey Mordimer? Being a distinguished Badger of Action, how would you handle it if your arch enemy had you in a death trap involving 5 hookers, a donkey, a vat of mustard, and a Burl Ives CD on replay?

[Mordimor Jones, Action Badger]

Aberzombie wrote:

Hey Mordimer? Being a distinguished Badger of Action, how would you handle it if your arch enemy had you in a death trap involving 5 hookers, a donkey, a vat of mustard, and a Burl Ives CD on replay?

That's not a death trap. That's a Friday.

[Justin Franklin]

Hey Mordimer, have you ever had to take on a T-Rex?

[Mordimor Jones, Action Badger]

Justin Franklin wrote:

Hey Mordimer, have you ever had to take on a T-Rex?

No, but I did once meet a T-Rex that was on the take. Had to smack him around a little and remind him that a cop who takes bribes is no cop at all.

[taig]

Sweet avatar!

[Merisiel Sillvari]

Nice shades, Mordimer! Where'd you get them?

[Shensen]

Agreed. The sunglasses make you look very dignified, Mordimer.

[Tyralandi]

I could certainly use a pair of shades like those. OR an action badger minion.

[Zulshyn]

Yay! Action Badger!

[Callous Jack]

Are you replacing taig?

[Echo Sidra]

Mordimer's my favorite badger!

[Alivorah]

What the hell's a badger? I want one too!

[Mordimor Jones, Action Badger]

Ladies, ladies--Mordimer Jones is nobody's minion, but you're all welcome to come over to my burrow for drinks sometime.

The shades are custom jobs from a woman called Red Chris. Just because I'm a badger of action doesn't mean I don't appreciate the finer things in life.

[Priestess of Discord]

Hey Badger, new in town?

[taig]

Callous Jack wrote:

Are you replacing taig?

No badger can replace me!

[Mordimor Jones, Action Badger]

taig wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Are you replacing taig?

No badger can replace me!

No badger can be replaced. There are too few of us as it is. Keep the faith, brother.

[Celestial Healer]

taig wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Are you replacing taig?

No badger can replace me!

My money's on Mordimer in this fight.

[Lem the Halfling]

Heya Mordimer. Is it true elf ankles are tastier than human ones?

[Mordimor Jones, Action Badger]

Lem the Halfling wrote:

Heya Mordimer. Is it true elf ankles are tastier than human ones?

Everything is tastier on an elf, but Mordimer don't play favorites.

[Shensen]

(Ruffles Mordimer's hair and feeds him a fancy-snax brand Badger Yummie.)

[Yankee Poodle]

*sniffs Mordimer's butt*

[Mordimor Jones, Action Badger]

Hey now, Yankee. At least buy a badger a drink first.

[Ashura Yami]

That Mordimer Jones Action Badger guy is like, so cool.

[Aberzombie]

Mordimer, any advice on how to sell myself as Action Zombie?

[Mordimor Jones, Action Badger]

Aberzombie wrote:

Mordimer, any advice on how to sell myself as Action Zombie?

1. Kick ass.

2. Look good doing it.

3. Buy some shades.

[BigNorseWolf]

Now thats a name begging to be made into a reaper miniature

[Aberzombie]

BigNorseWolf wrote:

Now thats a name begging to be made into a reaper miniature

+1

YOU HEAR THAT WERTZ?!?!

[Rubit Chris]

ACTION BADGER UNIT KEEPS HU-MAN CHILDREN OFF THE STREETS AND PROMOTES COMMUNITY AFTER SCHOOL PROGRAMS.

[Some Random Dude]

Mordimer Jones, Action Badger saved me from that thing that would have done some harm to me. Thanks Mordimer!

[Soulless Dbag]

I am pretty sure that Mordimer Jones, is some kind of Daemonic plot!!

[Aberzombie]

Soulless Dbag wrote:

I am pretty sure that Mordimer Jones, is some kind of Daemonic plot!!

You're just jealous that he can drinks pina coladas and still his fur is perfect.

[umbralatro]

Easily my new favorite badger. Badger sunglasses are an auto-win.

[Justin Franklin]

umbralatro wrote:

Easily my new favorite badger. Badger sunglasses are an auto-win.

Just remember that taig is our favorite old, washed up badger!

[Joe the Badger]

Justin Franklin wrote:

umbralatro wrote:

Easily my new favorite badger. Badger sunglasses are an auto-win.

Just remember that taig is our favorite old, washed up badger!

Curse you, Justin Franklin!

[Kryzbyn]

Aberzombie wrote:

BigNorseWolf wrote:

Now thats a name begging to be made into a reaper miniature

+1

YOU HEAR THAT WERTZ?!?!

^

Amberzombie in fits...

See whut ah did thar?

[Mordimor Jones, Action Badger]

Some Random Dude wrote:

Mordimer Jones, Action Badger saved me from that thing that would have done some harm to me. Thanks Mordimer!

All in a day's work, brother. You don't get a messageboard title like "Badger of Action" for nothin'...

[BigNorseWolf]

Is there a full version of that badger picture?

[Chris Lambertz]

BigNorseWolf wrote:

Is there a full version of that badger picture?

It's the artwork from the newest webfiction post. :D

[Mike Welham]

Justin Franklin wrote:

umbralatro wrote:

Easily my new favorite badger. Badger sunglasses are an auto-win.

Just remember that taig is our favorite old, washed up badger!

:'(

[Aberzombie]

Kryzbyn wrote:

Amberzombie in fits...

Amberzombie? Cool! I have an evil clone!

So, does this mean that, somewhere, out there, we should be wary of Kmryzbyn?

[Dragonsong]

So I assume it is safe to say that you are a Honey Badger?

Plus also WHAR MY AM EBIL BARBARIAN picture with a mustache (so you know he's EBIL of course)?

[Kryzbyn]

Aberzombie wrote:

Kryzbyn wrote:

Amberzombie in fits...

Amberzombie? Cool! I have an evil clone!

So, does this mean that, somewhere, out there, we should be wary of Kmryzbyn?

D'oh! Outclevered myself...

[Aberzombie]

Hey Mordimer! I've been having a problem with moles on my property. Any recommendations?

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Taig and Mordimer should be in a stop-motion animated buddy cop movie. Or a remake of They Live. Badger-powered face ripping, ankle mauling, and explosives throwing... in 3D!!!

And maybe blood-colored corn syrup + water pumped through the theaters fire sprinkler system at key points in the movie. "Experience Blood-o-Vision!"