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It may look like a friendly and peaceful suburban neighborhood right off the Pomona Freeway in Rowland Heights, California, but don't let the innocent look fool you. That place is home to some of the most dastardly supervillains bent on world domination on the planet.
Beware! They must be stopped!!!
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And how dare they call themselves 'Well Street' while they poison the earth and steal the wealth that belongs to the workers! Let us rename them 'Sick Street' in honor of their plutocratic capitalist mental illness
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Who can stop them? What hero will arise to combat the machinations of the Injustice League? Who?
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Occupy Well Street! Forgive us our college debts! Good jobs with good Pay and benefits as long as they don't want us to work past five or on weekends! End suburban greed! Free housing, health, cigarettes, lottery tickets, and prescription pills for all!
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In Sovit Rasha, WELL STREET occupy YOU!!!
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I am Comrade Anklebiter and I am occupying this thread.
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My only question is if you serve well drinks, preferably 2-for-1? If so, I'm in.
I hung out with the Tea Party until I found out the don't serve any Long Island Iced Teas. I mean really... Tea Party? That's false advertising.
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Hey bro, no likker here! Just fine sinsemilla!
*inhale*
Legalize it!
Wait, this isn't the Hempfest rally? Where am I?
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YAH! Down with the meanies! Up with cool stuff!
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Okay guys you should totally watch this. I know it's political, but I don't actually care. It's just totally hilarious.
Oh and there's this obscure comic that you should totally read, even thought it's like totally metastasised. (I use English spelling cause I think it's totally cool and unique, even when I don't use it right.)
Guys I'm pretty sure talking like a character from an obscure liberal Canadian comic is totally cool.
Now I'm going to make an obscure quote. Everybody hold on because it is really important, okay?
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And I'm going to make an even MORE obscure post to show I am hipper and know more than YOU!
1 vv177 3v3n vvr1t3 1n 1337 5p341< 50 1t5 3v3n 1<3vv73r!
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Whoa dudes! this place like totally reminds me of Woodstock. Good times, man.
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YAH! Down with the meanies! Up with cool stuff!
I thought the Meanies were supposed to be Blue?! Dang it, those hippy Beatles lied to me again!!!
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And I'm going to make an even MORE obscure post to show I am hipper and know more than YOU!
1 vv177 3v3n vvr1t3 1n 1337 5p341< 50 1t5 3v3n 1<3vv73r!
AUGH! Durn hippeh! Ya senden out sekrit messidges lek sum durn Commie numb3rs station!!! Wurs CH and his trusty shotgun win we all needs him?
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Heh heh...Twenty one ...
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This thread now meets my expectations of a parody thread. Proceed.
Why you puttin' down the thread, man? Just keep pointing your plastic finger at everything that doesn't "measure up to your expectations."
People are getting together, man. Changing the world. Down on Well Street.
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RRRAAAAAAAAAACISSSSSSSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RRRAAAAAAAAAACISSSSSSSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Actually, you're in the wrong forum. The racists (they're Advanced, btw) are over here.
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"Hulks are probably well liked by some of the Republicans because it hides the anti-munchkin elements of the Republican party. Conservative movement and tea party movement, one in the same.
"People like Karl Rove liked to keep the anti-munchkinism very covert. And so Hulks provide this great opportunity so you can say 'Look, this is not a anti-munchkin, anti-immigrant, anti-female, anti-gay movement. Look we have a munchkin race.'"
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"Hulks are probably well liked by some of the Republicans because it hides the anti-munchkin elements of the Republican party. Conservative movement and tea party movement, one in the same.
"People like Karl Rove liked to keep the anti-munchkinism very covert. And so Hulks provide this great opportunity say you can say 'Look, this is not a anti-munchkin, anti-immigrant, anti-female, anti-gay movement. Look we have a munchkin race.'"
Bah! I've seen your so-called optimizing efforts, and they iz weak!
If you're not optimizing your race for a syntheist summoner uber-build, you're clearly deficient in your RDA of tiger blood and WINNING! Also, Ben Stiller is waaaaaaaaaaay overrated as a comedic actor.
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Could we please stop an evil conspiracy without bringing up Ben Stiller just once? Is that too much to ask?
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Ben Stiller is the hidden puppet master of AIG! He is a Stonecutter! How else did he get the Meet the Fokkers franchise?
RAAAAAAAACIST!
Could we please stop an evil conspiracy without bringing up Ben Stiller just once? Is that too much to ask?
Stop?
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Won't somebody think of the well-manicured lawns? They're sooo green!!!
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Could we please stop an evil conspiracy without bringing up Ben Stiller just once? Is that too much to ask?Stop?
Detect evil.
Ah-HA! Evil is afoot! Looks like a size 9.
Keep that away from me. Do I look like a rug to you?
Hey look. A puppet show!
I just passed Well Street while working the other day.
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To stand on the sidelines and say “I am edition neutral” is to bear the mark of Cain; it is to do nothing to reach out and help the weak, the underoptimized and the broken, to save the game. To be neutral in times like these is to be a criminal.
[Dials telephone number and lights a cigarette]
Hello, Mayor of Well Street? Burgomeister here, how are you?
Have you been having any trouble with unemployed socialist hippies lately? You, too, huh. Troll Town's being overrun with the lazy bums.
Oh, you have. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. That's terrible.
Have you considered...
PEPPER SPRAY IN THE FACE!
Did we win yet? I want a shower.
Hey look. A puppet show!
Puppets? Where? Damnit! I thought for sure you meant cousin Sock. I can't seem to find him.
All I see here are fun-loving aliases, and maybe an angry troll or two.
Can I hazz New York yet?
hungry.
Did we win yet? I want a shower.
Dammit! This isn't some sort of executive meeting. Anyone who wants to take a shower should just go home.
I want to go to Starbuck's and take a sink shower.
They support us, right? Kinda like Hot Topic?
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Googles (tm) Starbuck's (tm) on his iphone (tm).
OFF THE GRID!!!
OFF THE GRID!!!!!
You can all come live in our village. It's an anarcho-syndicalist commune, and we have some lovely filth.
Starbucks is SOOOOO last century. Get with the times, man.
Well where do the cool ass scene kids with the pointy jeans wash their pits in the bathroom faucet then?
Did we win yet? I want a shower.
I want to go to Starbuck's and take a sink shower.
They support us, right? Kinda like Hot Topic?
With your obsession with cleanliness, I'm starting to suspect Comrade Spanky isn't an actual dirty hippeh!
-10 points to House Heathendore!
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