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"I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well good God Almighty which way do I steer?"
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Aberzombie wrote: "I like mine with lettuce and tomato
Heinz 57 and french fried potatoes
Big kosher pickle and a cold draft beer
Well good God Almighty which way do I steer?"
I love the Jimmy Buffet.
Here is wishing I could go this summer tickets are so expensive though.
Heaven on earth with an onion slice
Damnit! Now I'm hungry again.
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I can't speak for the rest of you but I'm not too particular, not too precise.
But --
I don't want a pickle.
I just wanna ride on my motorcyckle.
I hope I'm not hurting anybody's delicate sensibilities by smurfing this thread. SMURF!
Garydee wrote: I hope I'm not hurting anybody's delicate sensibilities by smurfing this thread. SMURF! Mmmmm.....smurfburger?
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Gark the Goblin wrote: ** spoiler omitted ** Don't worry Gark. That's not really political. Non-manly, on the other hand......
Do these burgers come with margaritas?
If it's Margaritaville ...Of Course they do!!!!!!
Just watch out for the fins. ;)
Having been a son of a Sailor, I am now a pirate looking at forty.
Come Monday, I hope to have a lot more posts in this thread.
Hate to tell ya Aberzombie, you look like you're wasting away again. And no blaming your wife.
I should try to be more of a Jolly Man.
Air Pirates. Always loved the idea.
Oh and put some bacon on the Cheeseburger!
hmmmmmmmmmm Bacon
Pile that bastard up with some Swiss cheese or Havarti if you have it ...
mmmm Havarti ..... /drool
Make mine red and screaming inside, but char the outer side with high heat. Gives it that fresh-from-the-caveman's fire texture to the cow flesh ...mmmmmm
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Aberzombie wrote: Moo? Damn skippy. Rip its horns off, wipe its ass, flip it on the grill for three seconds and serve it over here. =D
I'm ashamed to admit that even now I don't know where I'm agonna go when the volcano blows.
Maybe you guys can help me out.
As long as I don't land on Nancy Regan.
W E Ray wrote: I'm ashamed to admit that even now I don't know where I'm agonna go when the volcano blows.
Maybe you guys can help me out.
Well, you could stash your trash in Ecuador or fly up to Mexico. Either way, I would say don't stress it and chew a little Juicy Fruit, it's good for the soul.
I wish I had a pencil thin mustache the WE Ray kind.
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Come Monday, it'll be all right.
Aberzombie wrote: Gark the Goblin wrote: ** spoiler omitted ** Don't worry Gark. That's not really political. Non-manly, on the other hand...... Please. Veggie burgers are more manly than your adipose unmoving swine-cattle could ever be.
zylphryx wrote: Hate to tell ya Aberzombie, you look like you're wasting away again. And no blaming your wife.
He feeds on his wife? I'm not surprised, cannibal-man.
Gark the Goblin wrote: Aberzombie wrote: Gark the Goblin wrote: ** spoiler omitted ** Don't worry Gark. That's not really political. Non-manly, on the other hand...... Please. Veggie burgers are more manly than your adipose unmoving swine-cattle could ever be. I'm not opposed to veggie burgers in principle, but they are stuffed full of more chemicals and preservatives than a McDonald's hamburger. They may not have meat, but I'm not convinced all the artificial stuff is healthier for me.
Depends what kind you buy, I guess.
I think I am going to take off this weekend to try and remember this year.
Yet I feel like I will just run into a chum with a bottle of rum and end up drinking all night.
Gark the Goblin wrote: Depends what kind you buy, I guess. I haven't seen any veg burgers at the local supermarkets that are relatively chemical free. But I don't live anywhere near a Whole Foods, Trader Joes, or the like, so all I have access to are the major commercial brands. And they are usually more expensive than fresh meat anyway... my budget is pretty darn tight.
I get by fine with fresh ground beef (no veal) or turkey, grass-fed organic with little/no hormones or antibiotics as much as possible, bought in quantity on special/sale and frozen till needed. I also eat smaller, fewer meat portions when possible. But with a limited budget, I often have to settle for maximum caloric bang-for-the-buck while avoiding processed foods as much as possible. "Unmanly" as it may seem, some of us can only eat as well as we can afford, and veg burgers are a luxury.
Ambrosia Slaad wrote: I haven't seen any veg burgers at the local supermarkets that are relatively chemical free. But I don't live anywhere near a Whole Foods, Trader Joes, or the like, so all I have access to are the major commercial brands. And they are usually more expensive than fresh meat anyway... my budget is pretty darn tight.
I get by fine with fresh ground beef (no veal) or turkey, grass-fed organic with little/no hormones or antibiotics as much as possible, bought in quantity on special/sale and frozen till needed. I also eat smaller, fewer meat portions when possible. But with a limited budget, I often have to settle for maximum caloric bang-for-the-buck while avoiding processed foods as much as possible. "Unmanly" as it may seem, some of us can only eat as well as we can afford, and veg burgers are a luxury.
I have to like what I can eat, which means veggie burgers. But in my book, manliness is determined by environmental friendliness. An organic-type burger is better than an inorganic veggie burger.
Corvallis is full of liberals, so we have (in order of manliness) two co-op branches, Market of Choice, and Trader Joe's. I tend to eat Amy's.
Another manly thing to do is go deer-hunting. Just don't get upset when cougars and wolves and bears kill some of them.
Gark the Goblin wrote: Aberzombie wrote: Gark the Goblin wrote: ** spoiler omitted ** Don't worry Gark. That's not really political. Non-manly, on the other hand...... Please. Veggie burgers are more manly than your adipose unmoving swine-cattle could ever be. Obviously, you have an entirely different idea of manliness than I do. That's OK though, you just need a few more years under your belt, and maybe a good woman or two.....
Mmmm......woman.
I will take my burger medium-rare (preferably on the rare side of medium-rare), with lettuce, mayo, grilled onions, grilled jalapenos, bacon, and swiss cheese please. And if I could get that on grilled sourdough bread rather than a bun, that would be fantastic.
Aberzombie wrote: Gark the Goblin wrote: Aberzombie wrote: Gark the Goblin wrote: ** spoiler omitted ** Don't worry Gark. That's not really political. Non-manly, on the other hand...... Please. Veggie burgers are more manly than your adipose unmoving swine-cattle could ever be. Obviously, you have an entirely different idea of manliness than I do. That's OK though, you just need a few more years under your belt, and maybe a good woman or two.....
Mmmm......woman. Occasionally women. Sigh~
If you are ever in the Pacific Northwest, visit Burgerville. Their "Anasazi" veggie burgers are pretty good, though they use untoasted buns. They also use Tainted Hills organic beef in their burgers, if I remember aright.
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You do realzie that all beef is organic, right?
Aberzombie wrote: You do realzie that all beef is organic, right? You do realise that joke has never been done before, right?
Gark the Goblin wrote: .....you just never read my posts, right? Ding! Ding! Ding! He get's one right! Give the man a cigar!
Wait, you are old enough to smoke, aren't you? I'd hate to be accused of corrupting a minor.
Aberzombie wrote: Gark the Goblin wrote: .....you just never read my posts, right? Ding! Ding! Ding! He get's one right! Give the man a cigar!
Wait, you are old enough to smoke, aren't you? I'd hate to be accused of corrupting a minor. No worse than most tobacco stores.
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I met a strange lady.
She made me nervous.
Then she took me in and gave me.....tacos!
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Aberzombie wrote: I met a strange lady.
She made me nervous.
Then she took me in and gave me.....tacos!
m mmmmm Tacos
Gark the Goblin wrote: If you are ever in the Pacific Northwest, visit Burgerville. Their "Anasazi" veggie burgers are pretty good, though they use untoasted buns. They also use Tainted Hills organic beef in their burgers, if I remember aright. I've heard good things about Burgerville.
Celestial Healer wrote: Gark the Goblin wrote: If you are ever in the Pacific Northwest, visit Burgerville. Their "Anasazi" veggie burgers are pretty good, though they use untoasted buns. They also use Tainted Hills organic beef in their burgers, if I remember aright. I've heard good things about Burgerville. I can't remember if it's in California. My "instinct" says no.
But if you're ever up here, check it out!
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