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I have to wonder, if Paizo crashed the website specifically to end the pun-war before it began?
There is no ending the Apuncalypse. There is only delaying the inevitable.
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That's it. I'm challenging you to a duel.
Face off at ten paces, punslinger.
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redacted: Hey! Your number of [redacted]s per sentence cannot exceed mine!
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Is it safe to come out yet? Oh jeez, *facepaw*, this is Paizo I'm talking about, isn't it. Silly, silly kitty.
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There will be puns. Oh yes, there will be puns. I think we can depund on that.
christopher: We have self-uncanning worms over here.
liz: With man-o-war tentacles?
robot chris: pfft, our worms never came in cans
robot chris: they arrived in style
robot chris: they got top hats and tails
robot chris: sophisticated wormsashley: our worms have evolved to use the cans as armor
Can the worms have armor spikes on the cans?
(Yes, successfully brought that joke back!)
There is now a thread for your "puns" I suggest moving them over there.
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Awwww, you're no pun...
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You don't want to make Dire Care Bear Manager grumpy...
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The Krampus has spoken.
Philo and Gunge: NYEAH!
Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager
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cs erik: Are you sure he forgot Christopher? That seems like a pretty good way to go about doing it
cs erik: Oh theres a line I have to wait in? Whoop, not anymore!
jessica: Bet he forgot his wallet, and wildshaped to get his liquor anyway
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Liz channeling Nethys:
To Norgorber: "You don't know the power of the Dark Side."
To Brigh: "Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've created."
cosmo: To Lamashtu: “Owlbears? Wizards did it.”
christopher: To Cayden: "About last night..."
jessica: To Calistria: "About last night..."
cosmo: To Abadar: “What do you have that I cannot obtain?”
cosmo: To Asmodeus: *quietly slips Asmodeus $50, as if paying off a bet. While glaring meaningfully at Cayden*
Asmodeus' Poker Night involves pokers, but not Poker
Robot: That's weird...
Robot: This thing. Not the butter.
O_o Okay, definitely not going to need any butter any time soon. Or maybe ever.
So now that the Playtest is out how often does Jason look like this?
Pretty much every time someone mentions armor spikes.
justin: ...Grassy Gnoll Adventure Path...
christopher: Better than the gassy gnoll.
Is the BBEG a gunslinger that has a special 'Magic Bullet' power?
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crystal: Well, it won't fit the other way around
christopher: Depends on how you use the crowbar.
o_O ...um...uh... Nevermind, I don't want to know.
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o_O ...um...uh... Nevermind, I don't want to know.crystal: Well, it won't fit the other way around
christopher: Depends on how you use the crowbar.
Add the butter, and the resulting mental image...>.< May I be excused? I need to go blame Cosmo.
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justin: ...Grassy Gnoll Adventure Path...
christopher: Better than the gassy gnoll.
My next gnomish pirate airship will be named the Gassy Gnoll. And in place of cannons, it will be armed with bonnacons! SKYCRIME!!!!!!
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gary: i believe it may be time to walk to burritoville
sara marie: be careful of the tractors
christopher: Plotting a route to Chipotle is... intractable?
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christopher: Hmm. Tough room.
robot chris: sorry, pun-dar on the fritz, not enough burritos
gary: i'm trying to figure out how to visit all the chipotles in the optimal fashion
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gary: i believe it may be time to walk to burritoville
sara marie: be careful of the tractors
christopher: Plotting a route to Chipotle is... intractable?
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christopher: Hmm. Tough room.
robot chris: sorry, pun-dar on the fritz, not enough burritos
gary: i'm trying to figure out how to visit all the chipotles in the optimal fashion
Welcome Christopher ... Come join your fellow pun-dits ...
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I hope everyone at Paizo has a very happy and relaxing Thanksgiving. :)
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I hope everyone at Paizo has a very happy and relaxing Thanksgiving. :)
+1! You folks rock.
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Sara Marie: spell check on this thing is lame
Sara Marie: possibly because this is cosmo's document
Liz: Blame Cosmo!
Sara Marie: oooh
Sara Marie: there's a thread for that