Overheard at the Paizo office

[Chris Lambertz]

Sara Marie MORE PUNS PLZ

[Cosmo]

Robot Chris: I have peeg problem

Sara Marie: problem ... or solution???

[Oladon]

Chris Lambertz wrote:

Sara Marie MORE PUNS PLZ

You asked for it...

[Chris Lambertz]

Cosmo They see me rollin'... they lustin.

Robot Chris tryin' to give me discount pizzas♪♫

[Justin Riddler]

Cosmo: Also you're fired for asking. you should have known.

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: next you're gonna tell me hobbits don't have lightsabers

[Cosmo]

Liz: Cosmo: WHERE'S THE KABOOM.

Me: I was expecting an Earth-stattering KABOOM!

Ross: Looking into it

[Wile E Coyote, Super Genius]

Oh MY.

[Sara Marie]

lissa: how much does mikey weigh now?

sara marie: 31 lbs

ross: That's only like two cats worth

robot chris: if you're measuring children in cats

robot chris: that's roughly 15 peegs

[Acolyte of Urizen]

Sara Marie wrote:

lissa: how much does mikey weigh now?

sara marie: 31 lbs

ross: That's only like two cats worth

robot chris: if you're measuring children in cats

robot chris: that's roughly 15 peegs

Somewhere, FreeholdDM just had an anime brainstorm about 15 mechanized peegies that combine into Tetertron, Defender of the Universe

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: especially don't add tequila to paizo.com

[zylphryx]

Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: especially don't add tequila to paizo.com

How about rum? Can we add 12+ year rum to paizo.com?

[Pendin Fust]

During Christmas time you could add gin!

[thunderspirit]

zylphryx wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: especially don't add tequila to paizo.com

How about rum? Can we add 12+ year rum to paizo.com?

I'm of the mind that rum can be added to nearly everything. I therefore endorse this idea and/or product.

[Vic Wertz]

zylphryx wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: especially don't add tequila to paizo.com

How about rum? Can we add 12+ year rum to paizo.com?

Ship it to me, and I will see to it that it's dealt with.

[Liz Courts]

Vic Wertz wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: especially don't add tequila to paizo.com

How about rum? Can we add 12+ year rum to paizo.com?

Ship it to me, and I will see to it that it's dealt with.

I approve of this plan and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

[zylphryx]

Liz Courts wrote:

Vic Wertz wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

Sara Marie wrote:

robot chris: especially don't add tequila to paizo.com

How about rum? Can we add 12+ year rum to paizo.com?

Ship it to me, and I will see to it that it's dealt with.

I approve of this plan and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Hmmmm ... a newsletter ... how does one print on rum? This will require much experimentation ... and much rum ... I will need volunteers for "proofing" ... most likely on one or more evenings between July 4-7. ;)

[Sara Marie]

Lissa: Reality Boots - Able to squash dreams at will.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Sara Marie wrote:

Lissa: Reality Boots - Able to squash dreams at will.

Does the cursed version turned squashed sour grapes into whine?

[Sara Marie]

Ross: In old country of Ustalav, deer hunt you.

[Treppa]

Wah, our last 'Overheard at the Paizo office' quote from Ross. :'(

[zylphryx]

Treppa wrote:

Wah, our last 'Overheard at the Paizo office' quote from Ross. :'(

Wait ... what?

[Orthos]

zylphryx wrote:

Treppa wrote:

Wah, our last 'Overheard at the Paizo office' quote from Ross. :'(

Wait ... what?

+1 =?

[feytharn]

'?' Indeed.

[Oladon]

Ross' last day was yesterday.

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Oladon wrote:

Ross' last day was yesterday.

:(

Good luck, Ross, wherever your career has taken you. :)

[Orthos]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

Oladon wrote:

Ross' last day was yesterday.

:(

Good luck, Ross, wherever your career has taken you. :)

+1

Sad to hear you go =(

[Pendin Fust]

Our brain-in-a-jar is leaving?!?! NO!!

(But seriously, congratulations and all the happiness!)

[Treppa]

Ross is a Nooglie now.

[Orthos]

define that plz

[feytharn]

Sad to see him go...but the best of luck wherever your way may take you!

[Treppa]

He's a new Google employee. At Venice Beach!

[Google, Demon Queen of Spiders]

Mine, all mine!!

[Pendin Fust]

OH! Maybe I'll bump into him one of these weekends while at the beach!

Congrats Ross!!!

Sorry Paizo :(

[Chris Lambertz]

Sara Marie ♫♪ I can see clearly now the cupcake's here. I can see all frosting in my way... Its gonna be a bright (bright) bright (bright) cupcakey day♫♪

[zylphryx]

Congrats Ross! Good luck with the new gig!

Edit: will he still keep the brain in a jar avatar? I hope so ... it would be odd to see him with a different one.

[Sara Marie]

Former employees keep their custom avatar until/unless they choose to change it.

[Chris Self]

Gary has sekritly replaced Sara's coffee with Mrs. Butterworths, let's see if she notices!

[Sara Marie]

sara marie: Wait... there's a thing called a Tentacle Cat?

will: ... There is now!

[Sara Marie]

cosmo: I prefer my salads made out of meat thankyouverymuch!

[Sara Marie]

robot chris: no fires, just knives!

[Cosmo]

Robot Chris: I can't stop Force Quitting you, Adobe

Gary: USE THE FORCE QUIT CHRIS

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Sara Marie wrote:

cosmo: I prefer my salads made out of meat thankyouverymuch!

{rolls Will save vs. Make "Joke"... 1d20 + 6 - 4 ⇒ (10) + 6 - 4 = 12: Fails} Soylent Slaad is People! PEOPLE!

[ulgulanoth]

But its tasty so its all good :P

[Fawful]

What is being in the salad of evil deliciousness drizzled with rage dressing?

[Sara Marie]

liz: Emphasis on the Funk.

[Erik Keith]

Mike K: ...
Erik K: Is it because I'm cosplaying Valeros? You know if you cosplayed as Alain...
Mike K has left the chat.
Erik K: Wow, just what Alain would have done.