Overheard at the Paizo office


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Master of Coin

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Gary: bovine growth hormone is for murder dragonflies that wish real herd they were faun


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ulgulanoth wrote:
wait, now there's a llama on the boards... how did that happen?

Well there was this Witch who screwed up the contents of her potions....


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Orthos wrote:
ulgulanoth wrote:
wait, now there's a llama on the boards... how did that happen?
Well there was this Witch who screwed up the contents of her potions....

Kronk!

Grand Lodge RPG Superstar 2012 Top 32

Is this "everybody at Paizo changes their avatars" week or something?

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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sara marie: and yes, if you'd like

sara marie: i walked right into that


Is it bad that I think I would get along perfectly with Cosmo?

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Azaelas Fayth wrote:
Is it bad that I think I would get along perfectly with Cosmo?

You should come to PaizoCon and test this hypothesis! I will be found holding court in the bar. :D


If I had the money I would. And only the Bar?

RPG Superstar 2012

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That's where he'll cause the least trouble.

Also...don't ever feed Cosmo after midnight.

Shadow Lodge

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Cosmo wrote:
Azaelas Fayth wrote:
Is it bad that I think I would get along perfectly with Cosmo?
You should come to PaizoCon and test this hypothesis! I will be found holding court in the bar. :D

It's been aaaaaaaaaaaages since I've had a court to crash. What fun!


Oh come on now. He can't be anywhere as troublesome as me. Heck, I am not allowed into a few places without being searched.

EDIT: And I mean places where you normally wouldn't get searched.


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Told you not to do that at the [redacted], but you just wouldn't listen.

tsktsks ;)

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Azaelas Fayth wrote:
If I had the money I would. And only the Bar?

This is the only location that they would allow me to conduct my one and only seminar: "How to buy drinks for Cosmo: A Beginner's Guide"

RPG Superstar 2009, Contributor

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Cosmo wrote:
Azaelas Fayth wrote:
If I had the money I would. And only the Bar?
This is the only location that they would allow me to conduct my one and only seminar: "How to buy drinks for Cosmo: A Beginner's Guide"

Will there be a mythic version of that this year? ;-)

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Neil Spicer wrote:
Cosmo wrote:
Azaelas Fayth wrote:
If I had the money I would. And only the Bar?
This is the only location that they would allow me to conduct my one and only seminar: "How to buy drinks for Cosmo: A Beginner's Guide"
Will there be a mythic version of that this year? ;-)

Only if his liver takes mythic levels.

Silver Crusade

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Chris Self wrote:
Gary: bovine growth hormone is for murder dragonflies that wish real herd they were faun

Oh ow, my mind.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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gary: Its a playland where we can do aaaaaaaanything we want.


@Turin The Mad: I know but the Caber looked so cool.And yes I am referring to a real event.

@Cosmo: There is a Beginner's Guide!?

@Neil & Liz: Nice.


Caber tossing face eating super-goblins? ^______^


Long story that I don't even understand.

All I know for certain is that it involves:

1) A Caber.
2) Some Fireworks.
3) Horses.
4) Me getting kissed by a few different women.
5) Me being searched whenever I wish to go to the fair.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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gary: the snow was falling / like the dandruff / of a thousand angels

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

money chris: So, is this [redacted] thingy something we're allowed to mention, or is that a completely hush hush thing?

Assistant Software Developer

Robot Chris: FUTURE!

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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robot chris: I don't need groceries... I need space pants and skeleton sweater

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Money Chris: Read more: Is Bourbon the Best Alcohol for Cough Suppression? | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/how_4601251_bourbon-best-alcohol-cough-suppression.html #ixzz2RDJAWpgR

Money Chris: I know what I'm having for lunch. >.>

Dark Archive Customer Service Representative

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Sara Marie: Woohoo! Donuts! Ohh... hamburger buns...

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Justin Riddler wrote:
Sara Marie: Woohoo! Donuts! Ohh... hamburger buns...

Paula Deen would be heartbroken.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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crystal: You'll have to pick up Two Weapon Fighting to wield both cats at once


Sara Marie wrote:
crystal: You'll have to pick up Two Weapon Fighting to wield both cats at once

So Frightening and yet so Awesome...

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

Gary: though i guess it's better than [redacted].

Gary: ZZzzzzzzZZZzzzaaaaaaap!!

Money Chris: depends on what you're into.

Master of Coin

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Cosmo wrote:

Money Chris: Read more: Is Bourbon the Best Alcohol for Cough Suppression? | eHow.com http://www.ehow.com/how_4601251_bourbon-best-alcohol-cough-suppression.html #ixzz2RDJAWpgR

Money Chris: I know what I'm having for lunch. >.>

For the record, I did. And it helped. And I had a really excellent nap.

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Sutter: Your pants. I need them.


Liz Courts wrote:
Sutter: Your pants. I need them.

You should reveal to whom it was said...

Spoiler:
Small birdies claim it was Wes.


Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path, Lost Omens Subscriber

Sutter seems a little short to be a Stormtr— er, I mean, a Terminator.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Sara Marie: i got a tatoo of sarah palins face!

Sara Marie: down to last piece of 9¢ gum

Sara Marie: thus ends an era

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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liz: Eh, cats aren't altruistic enough to be clerics

liz: Bards I'll accept


Cosmo wrote:

Sara Marie: i got a tatoo of sarah palins face!

Sara Marie: down to last piece of 9¢ gum

Sara Marie: thus ends an era

As a born, raised, and current Alaskan, should I be offended?


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Sara Marie wrote:

liz: Eh, cats aren't altruistic enough to be clerics

liz: Bards I'll accept

Pft, like there's no evil clerics ;)

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

Crystal: Re: Dueling Otters: Mine's gonna win

Silver Crusade

New unofficial complaint department up and running: clicky!

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Jessica: dammit, hate being an adult
never get to do anything fun :(
Robot Chris: true, but you can get ice cream anytime

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

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Wes (written on Post-It note attached to map of an island): Remove two-mile-long boat.


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So... No Star Destroyers, then?


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Liz Courts wrote:

Jessica: dammit, hate being an adult

never get to do anything fun :(
Robot Chris: true, but you can get ice cream anytime

This. Nothing like telling my kids they can't have cookies for breakfast while eating cookies for breakfast. :)

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

gary: they keep my corn safe

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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gary: you know what they need is a stroller made out of chew toys


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Sara Marie wrote:
gary: you know what they need is a stroller made out of chew toys

Now that's planned obsolescence.

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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robot chris: but my accordion has a chainsaw attachment and wheels

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Manager

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crystal: Many bothans died to bring you this calamari

ross: I think Akbar might be offended by this.

liz: Akbar shouldn't be so delicious then

crystal: Admiral Akbar: "I'M A TRAP!"

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