Gnome Trickster

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21 posts. Alias of Kajehase.


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Nice thread you've got here. Would be a pity if something happened to it. Know what I'm saying?


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Union rules.


That guy's an imposter.


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TriOmegaZero wrote:
Gnomes are always Evil.

It's a nice thread you've got here.

Would be a pity if something happened to it...


The Minis Maniac wrote:
*looks at Calendar and sees that he is now 30* *Places rocking chair on porch* * Grabs cane to shake at kids while ranting* *Sits on porch yelling at passing children about their ephones and skateshoes, and for them to stay off his lawn*

Guess we can leave him alone for one day... Happy Birthday.


Comrade Anklebiter wrote:
Now if we could only get them to stop slandering and persecuting goblins...

Goblins only understand one language - the shiv!


doctor_wu wrote:
Jess Door wrote:
My funny bone is broken. :(
How did that happen. I hope it heals well.

It wasn't me. In fact, I weren't even where it happened. And I've got plenty of friends who can testify to that fact if they know what's good for them.


Celestial Healer wrote:
BluePigeon wrote:
Don't tell Aberzombie. I know he like guns.
Are you a tasty squab, or one of those filthy New York City pigeons that no one would touch, let alone eat? Inquiring (hungry) minds want to know.

He'd better not be one of them stool pigeons.

*sharpens baseball-bat*


Do you like gnomes?

If no, how many horses' heads to change your mind?


The Minis Maniac wrote:
*Grumbles* Laptop is broke $209 I didn't really have to fix it. *grumbles*

Dude! Even I feel that's hard on ya.


The Minis Maniac wrote:
You know, I really never make plans for my days off. Only because if I do words like premeditated get thrown around the courtroom......

Much as I dislike agreeing with the gnome-hating future victim, erm, I mean citizen, that's a good strategy.


Aberzombie wrote:
Orthos wrote:
The Minis Maniac wrote:
Would it be bad that I want to kill one of my PCs characters through fiat GM powers because it's a gnome? The answer is no because gnomes are the only player race without souls.
Methinks you misread something ;) The only soulless gnomes were the first ones to cross over and the ones still over in fairyland... all the ones born on the Prime are soul-ified.
No, no. This is just MM's unreasoning hatred of the gnome race showing through. Honestly, I think mayhaps he was tortured by some gnomes in a previous life.

If only he'd taken the lesson to heart... *cackles evilly*


The Minis Maniac wrote:
Mothman wrote:
The Minis Maniac wrote:
I had a lovely day today. Had to go run errands and was walking on the sidewalk when a transport truck came speeding along some construction. Kicked up some gravel and somehow a half inch piece of gravel is sticking out of my forearm pretty damn far in there too. Well 30 minutes later and a pair of bloody tweezers, paroxide, and a bandage applied it still hurts like a b+$~* and I'm still pissed.
Ouch! Hope that you're ok man.
I'm okay, just not as macho flippant about it as I should be.

Told ya you'd pay for your gnome-belittling comments!


The Minis Maniac wrote:
Kajehase wrote:

And yes - I created an alias just to stalk Jeremy with it.

...I feel dirty

Stalker tip #1 You shouldn't let the target know it's being stalked otherwise it turns into a restraining order.

Nah - it just makes it more sporting. Heheheh!


Now you're getting gnomes! Glorious, green-and-red garden gnomes! 10'000 of them!


'Eyyy! What's you freaks doin' on our turf? Youse had better get outta here quick unless you want to end up sleepin' with the koi.


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The Minis Maniac wrote:
Just finished watching "Game of Thrones". Got to say I really enjoy the character Brienne. Such an awesome strong female character just like Catlin Stark.

Make the bad man fly!


Leafar the Lost wrote:

I have absolute proof evolution is a lie! If evolution is true and the earth is 4.6 billion years old why is there no recorded history before 4000 BC. Obviously because there was no history! Researchers say 1 of the 7000 languages on earth disappear every 2 weeks. Clearly the mechanism that created these languages should still be working and the languages shouldnt disappear! Why is this happening? Humans went from writing on stones to computers in 4500 years, why then didn't humans invent computers 4.6 billion years ago?

Cause we wouldn't let them.


We're coming for you...


I don't think it'll ever happen... but if an avatar that fits this alias ever shows up ...it's mine!! ;)


We are many, we are small,
we will eat Jeremy whole!