Not enough fiendish moustache in that.
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{sets up lemonade stand selling glasses of freshly-squeezed brain bleach}
{sets up lemonade stand selling glasses of freshly-squeezed brain bleach}
Is it made from real brains? Because I may have an objection to that.
{sets up lemonade stand selling glasses of freshly-squeezed brain bleach}Is it made from real brains? Because I may have an objection to that.
{makes Ross a double White Russian/midnight milk cocktail} So, some Monday, eh? {smiles professionally and wipes down counter}
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Jason: But... pumpkin latte. ;-;
(I wish I had context but I don't. The design office is across the hall.)
gary: All I know is that all the talk about cosmo twerking needs to stop.
He's sexy and he knows it.
You know he's just doing it to get a reaction.
You know he's just doing it to get a reaction.
Some people enjoy feeding trolls.
You know he's just doing it to get a reaction.Some people enjoy feeding trolls.
Delicious humans.
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James Jacobs: Dungeon dressing... that's like Thousand Island dressing, but grittier, right?
YAY! I got on the thread!!!
They're probably just jealous because you have an entire awesome thread to yourself.
I don't know what "twerking" is, but I'm afraid to Google it. 8(
Twerking is a modern name for a concept as old as time itself: shaking your junk to get people to think you are attractive.
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I think James has Jamesdar. Whenever someone on the forums mentions his name, a little blip starts bleeping on his blooper and before you know it he's twitting a tweet about twerking.
Bam.
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cosmo: d'oh... that didn't work
Isn't that the Eisele family motto?
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crystal: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD INTERN!
jessica: Don't tell her she's the blood intern, it will go to her head
liz: And her head will swell up and axsplode like an overstuffed stirge
MWOHAHAHAHAHA.
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Two seconds ago, in Wes's office:
Cassidy: "I AM THE BLOOD INTERN!!!"
Wes (not looking up): Oh? Good.
Cassidy (skipping away, voice receding): "I am the blood intern!"
(It went to her head.)
-_-
Eeeeeeexcellent.
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Crystal I should bust out the chainsaw.
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gary: i use invisible dice
gary: "look, a natural 21!!"
gary: "i rolled blackjack!"
To quote Bugs Bunny, "Har har, hardee, har har."
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To quote Bugs Bunny, "Har har, hardee, har har."gary: i use invisible dice
gary: "look, a natural 21!!"
gary: "i rolled blackjack!"
I AM BLACK JACK SHELLAC!
I AM BLACK JACK SHELLAC!To quote Bugs Bunny, "Har har, hardee, har har."gary: i use invisible dice
gary: "look, a natural 21!!"
gary: "i rolled blackjack!"
Well, that's the way the ball bounces. Somebody gotta lose, somebody gotta win!
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Cassidy (skipping away, voice receding): "I am the blood intern!"
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What exactly did you do to earn a spot alongside Valkia?MWOHAHAHAHAHA.crystal: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD INTERN!
jessica: Don't tell her she's the blood intern, it will go to her head
liz: And her head will swell up and axsplode like an overstuffed stirge
What do you think happened to the other interns? Though I am technically slave labor and haven't added any Paizo employee heads to my shield.
Incidentally, my internship is over in a month, so any of you could claim your rightful place as the Blood Intern by applying.
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christopher: And that's why Cosmo can't dress up as a mime in the office anymore.
Cassidy (skipping away, voice receding): "I am the blood intern!"♫I'm queen of the castle, I'm queen of the castle!♫
Nora is my favorite character in that show. She's like Harley Quinn i swear at times. So many laughs.
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christopher: My Little Bloatmage: Blood Is MagicGrrr now I will have that song stuck in my head all day....
My little bloatmage...
I used to wonder what hemophilia could be(My little bloatmage)
Until you all shared its magic with me!
More spellcasting
Tons of fun
An overtaxed heart
Look like a blob
Feel like exploding
It's an easy feat
But magic makes it all complete!
Oh, my little bloatmage
Can't wait to cast my very first spellllls...
Nora is my favorite character in that show. She's like Harley Quinn i swear at times. So many laughs.Cassidy (skipping away, voice receding): "I am the blood intern!"♫I'm queen of the castle, I'm queen of the castle!♫
BREAK HIS LEGS!!
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My client insists this unlicensed parody of GW property cease and desist immediately. This is your last warning or my client will be forced to attempt to sue you and fail miserably.crystal: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD INTERN!
jessica: Don't tell her she's the blood intern, it will go to her head
liz: And her head will swell up and axsplode like an overstuffed stirge
You are bad representatives of Chaos and you should feel bad, yeeesssss.
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Sutter: We are masters of the dots.
crystal: I quietly stab Christopher
christopher: Yay! Meaningful interaction with a coworker! My therapist will be so proud!
ashley: what kind of crack-pot encourages meaningful interactions with your coworkers?
Have somebody told Christopher that being victim of a random stabbing isn't meaningful interaction?
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was christopher flat-footed, flanked or denied his DEX bonus to AC at the time
