...what happens if you cast haste and expeditious retreat on the soda machine? Or...oh god...fly?
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I am done with my development pass....
Jason
Soda Machine CR 10
XP 9,600
NE Large construct
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I have been wondering what Jason's been up to lately...
Clearly it's working on Ultimate WTF?
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Now stat up an awakened soda machine...
...What makes you think our soda machine *isn't*? >.>
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cs erik: but... but my character dual wields sporks!
gary: my character rides a motorcycle and keeps a nuclear device in its sidecart that goes off if the character dies
robot chris: CUPHOLDER OF OGRE DECAPITATION
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gary: doh. now somebody's going to mock me for stealing from neal stephenson
Can we just favorite the Jason's comment and ignore Cosmo's part?Everyone's a critic...
Damn, I really should invest some skill ranks into Disguise.
gary: my character rides a motorcycle and keeps a nuclear device in its sidecart that goes off if the character dies...
doh. now somebody's going to mock me for stealing from neal stephenson
Good PCs copy, great PCs steal. {makes note to memorize before confronting PMG's PC's glass knives}
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PMG: "Can you just file that under 'knives?'"
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Or the sons become teens and yes the giggling still stops.pride dignity self respect sanity....then you start giggling....and then the girls become teenagers. And believe me, you stop giggling.
The giggling stops when someone's pregnant.
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The giggling stops when someone's pregnant.Or the sons become teens and yes the giggling still stops.pride dignity self respect sanity....then you start giggling....and then the girls become teenagers. And believe me, you stop giggling.
It's all fun and games until someone becomes pregnant.
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11 AM: “It’s all about sad sex with the fish assassin.”
5 PM: “Whoa! It’s like standing between two giant reflective chickens!”
Context omitted to protect the guilty.
11 AM: “It’s all about sad sex with the fish assassin.”
5 PM: “Whoa! It’s like standing between two giant reflective chickens!”
Context omitted to protect the guilty.
That's it -- I'm putting together an adventure with two giant reflective chickens running away from a fish assassin.
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Robot Chris: and then boom!
Robot Chris: human interferance!
Robot Chris: but he's all "NUUU POPCOOOORN I LUVS UUU"
Now stat up an awakened soda machine......What makes you think our soda machine *isn't*? >.>
It has to be. To survive the Dire Vending Machine's attacks on its territory.
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Cosmo: CAPSLOCK RENDER NOUN-VERB AGREEMENT UNNECESSARY
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It has to be. To survive the Dire Vending Machine's attacks on its territory.Now stat up an awakened soda machine......What makes you think our soda machine *isn't*? >.>
It has to be. To survive the Dire Vending Machine's attacks on its territory.Now stat up an awakened soda machine......What makes you think our soda machine *isn't*? >.>
use Soda Machine Master Key
use Soda Machine Master KeyIt has to be. To survive the Dire Vending Machine's attacks on its territory.Now stat up an awakened soda machine......What makes you think our soda machine *isn't*? >.>
Get ye flask
Use babushka
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Lissa Future pie is the best pie.
Lissa Wait, no. Screw that. PRESENT pie is the best pie.
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Sarah Robinson So, you've been upgraded to hobo!
Cosmo Yay!
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Crystal: I've been surreptitiously tasting all my co-workers and compiling a database around their flavor, diet, and work habits.
Kunji My mom told me not take food from strangers.
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Sean Do, or do not, there is no FAQ.
Can't sleep, clown will eat me...
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Can't clown, sleep will eat me...
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Lissa Guillet: I feel like we're stuck in a fight between mom and dad over the thermostat only on the scale of Seattle.
I would give my customary phrase when the weather's wonky,
but none of you are anywhere near Alabama.
Heck, up in Asheville NC, the saying is "if you don't like the weather, wait 15 minutes."
Having staffed a technical conference there last year, I can verify that this is indeed the saying and is accurate.
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Heck, up in Asheville NC, the saying is "if you don't like the weather, wait 15 minutes."
They have the same saying in southern Missouri as well as Minnesota, and a couple of other places I can't remember. Everyone seems to think their own weather is the weirdest.
In fact, Minnesota also has the saying "we have three seasons: winter, more winter, and road construction"; yet they still ALSO have the "wait 15min" saying.
Except for Hawaii. Their saying is "If you don't like the weather, GTFO mainlander." Those Hawaiians...not very nice at all.
Heck, up in Asheville NC, the saying is "if you don't like the weather, wait 15 minutes."They have the same saying in southern Missouri as well as Minnesota, and a couple of other places I can't remember. Everyone seems to think their own weather is the weirdest.
In fact, Minnesota also has the saying "we have three seasons: winter, more winter, and road construction"; yet they still ALSO have the "wait 15min" saying.
I always liked the fact that we can see 4 seasons in 4 days in Minnesota.
Our weather's usually quite pleasant and quite stable, all year round.
Except when it's not, and then you get four seasons: Summer, earthquake, fire and mudslide...
Our weather's usually quite pleasant and quite stable, all year round.Except when it's not, and then you get four seasons: Summer, earthquake, fire and mudslide...
You forgot drought.
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Heck, up in Asheville NC, the saying is "if you don't like the weather, wait 15 minutes."They have the same saying in southern Missouri as well as Minnesota, and a couple of other places I can't remember. Everyone seems to think their own weather is the weirdest.
In fact, Minnesota also has the saying "we have three seasons: winter, more winter, and road construction"; yet they still ALSO have the "wait 15min" saying.
I have encountered very few places where that is NOT a saying, and most of the exceptions have already been mentioned.