Overheard at the Paizo office


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Dark Archive Software Developer

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Ashley: OH HI THING ON MY FACE
Liz: Because spiders
Cosmo...because spiders

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Sharaya: whose trashcan does that go into?

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Robot Chris: Aaaaaah, it's cold! And now it's in my sleeeeeve!

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Jessica: I want to put bugs on him

Project Manager

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Robot Chris: it's like portlandia, but better

Robot Chris: "put a goblin on it"

Paizo Glitterati Robot

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sara marie: it puts the glitter on the golem
sara marie: else it gets the goblin again

Liberty's Edge

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Liz Courts wrote:

Wes: Greeeeeeedy

Me: …I *do* have a Sihedron tattooed on my leg.
Wes: Touche...

But did you get it at Paradise in Turtleback Ferry?

Paizo Glitterati Robot

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Ashley hipster peeg rumble strutted before it was cool


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Jessica Price wrote:
Robot Chris: "put a goblin on it"

{starts dancing to that earwormy Beyonce song... that probably just started up in your head}

Dark Archive Software Developer

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All the single goblins, put your hands up!

Counter of Magic Beans

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Up in the pub, we just broke out
We're slicing up every little thing!

Paizo Glitterati Robot

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Gary right now at pmg's discount dessert warfare warehouse, for a limited time only, you'll go BALLISTA over this CUPCAKE TREBUCHET

Paizo Employee Customer Service Representative

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Sharaya: and now i really want some nachos.

Crystal: That's called "being alive"

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Robot Chris: don't put goblins in your mouth


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Chris Lambertz wrote:
Gary right now at pmg's discount dessert warfare warehouse, for a limited time only, you'll go BALLISTA over this CUPCAKE TREBUCHET

O_O

When will these be available for preorder? Want one! Will there be a new subscription for dessert warfare siege engines?


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Chris Lambertz wrote:
Ashley hipster peeg rumble strutted before it was cool

Heeyyy, I feel like I deserve some of those favorites!

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Cheapy wrote:
Heeyyy, I feel like I deserve some of those favorites!

You'll get nothing and like it! </PatrickStewart>

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Sara Marie: evil mastermind
KatinaL She commits a crime, but then feels guilty so she fixes it

Silver Crusade

Christopher Anthony wrote:

Sara Marie: evil mastermind

KatinaL She commits a crime, but then feels guilty so she fixes it

Job security.

Liberty's Edge Contributor

Rysky wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:

Sara Marie: evil mastermind

KatinaL She commits a crime, but then feels guilty so she fixes it
Job security.

Also known as a "self-licking ice cream cone."


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Paris Crenshaw wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:

Sara Marie: evil mastermind

KatinaL She commits a crime, but then feels guilty so she fixes it
Job security.
Also known as a "self-licking ice cream cone."

It sounds dirty when you say it. ;)

Liberty's Edge Contributor

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Bitter Thorn wrote:
Paris Crenshaw wrote:
Rysky wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:

Sara Marie: evil mastermind

KatinaL She commits a crime, but then feels guilty so she fixes it
Job security.
Also known as a "self-licking ice cream cone."
It sounds dirty when you say it. ;)

I have that effect on some people. ... Usually, only on very disturbed people. You know...people like me.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Vic: ... gorram gods...

Project Manager

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Jessica: Hmm, looks like more engaging with the primal forces of darkness--and more resulting social awkwardness--ahead.

Christopher: Coming over for a visit [to the tech team], then?


Gary Teter wrote:
URL be sorry you made fun of that pun!

That is not fair. You need to warn us about lines like those before unleashing them upon the reading public.

And that's an URLtimatum!

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Robot Chris: I hadn't even finished my coffee and that guy was gone.

Paizo Glitterati Robot

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Christopher Aww, I got coffee on my sock. My life is RUINED! FOREVER!

Paizo Glitterati Robot

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Redacted it’s iron goblin ponies

Project Manager

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Tanis: it’s basically a mix of assembling the presentation from bill& ted and the dance training sequence from flashdance

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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Gary: Google that and join the watchlist.

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Lissa: I mean, at least I get to legally burn things and watch them explode. That's important for my psyche.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Cosmo: I know every word to both “Funeral” AND “In The Aeroplane Over The Sea”!
Robot Chris: can I get sanity check on words?

Webstore Gninja Minion

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Christopher: I do have a condo in Carcosa.

Paizo Glitterati Robot

Katina ... dramedy ...

Paizo Employee Chief Technical Officer

Christopher Anthony wrote:
Vic: ... gorram gods...

Hmm. I have no recollection of saying that.

Silver Crusade

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Vic Wertz wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:
Vic: ... gorram gods...
Hmm. I have no recollection of saying that.

I thought you looked familiar!

Sovereign Court

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Vic Wertz wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:
Vic: ... gorram gods...
Hmm. I have no recollection of saying that.

{puts away neuralyzer and sunglasses} Dang it, Cosmo! You've got to start closing the door before you get on iChat with your Outer God homies... we can't keep neuralyzing Vic and the others when they accidentally overhear.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Katina: #addictedtocarbs
Robot Chris: #yoloswagdinnerrollz

Counter of Magic Beans

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Christopher: A moral compass is a great tool when you want things to go south as quickly as possible.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Cosmo: ... and go at it with some white-out

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Gary: [terrible pun redacted for the sanity of all]
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Thank you Chris.


Christopher Anthony wrote:

Gary: [terrible pun redacted for the sanity of all]

Tanis O'Connor has left this chat.

Gimme! I'm already insane =D


Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:

Gary: [terrible pun redacted for the sanity of all]

Tanis O'Connor has left this chat.
Gimme! I'm already insane =D

No. I have read his puns before. You would not survive. I had to pickle my brain for a week before I recovered.


Dazylar wrote:
Ensirio the Longstrider wrote:
Christopher Anthony wrote:

Gary: [terrible pun redacted for the sanity of all]

Tanis O'Connor has left this chat.
Gimme! I'm already insane =D
No. I have read his puns before. You would not survive. I had to pickle my brain for a week before I recovered.

Man, you don't know what I'm capable of =P

Lantern Lodge Customer Service Dire Care Bear Manager

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liz: Pretty sure there’s someone on staff with restoration

cort: I think we’re using it as a mop handle, keeps the water fresh.

Paizo Employee Sales Imp

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RobotChris: [redacted]
Christopher: Phrasing?
RobotChris: you guys keep saying that, and I keep not understanding, so sure


Chris Lambertz wrote:
Christopher Aww, I got coffee on my sock. My life is RUINED! FOREVER!

That just goes to show that no matter if you run out, no matter how very desperate you get, no matter how bad the withdrawals are, never use your sock as an emergency coffee filter. It never ends well.

Dark Archive Software Developer

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Sharaya: running away!
Sara Marie: who was that?

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