Dealing with Zhombres in the Real World.

[Grand Magus]

Ok. Let's say you are south of the border, and get attacked by a > Zhombre < .
(a.k.a. A Mexican Zombie)

What do you do?

The book tactic is to drain its tequila... but how??

[Crimson Jester]

kick it in the mexican firedragon.

[Gark the Goblin]

Release the chupacabras?

[Dragnmoon]

Give the Zhombre a strong cup of Coffee?

[Xabulba]

Tell it that the best brains are in the US and that you can get it across the border for 2 thousand US dollars.

[Grand Magus]

Dragnmoon wrote:

Give the Zhombre a strong cup of Coffee?

maybe..

[Gark the Goblin]

I suppose you could just shoot 'em in the spine.

[Tensor]

Gark the Goblin wrote:

I suppose you could just shoot 'em in the spine.

I get the general impression that instead of blood they have tequila.

Not sure how this helps. And I am definitely not sure if this tequila is safe to drink.

We need a volunteer.

[Crimson Jack]

Tensor wrote:

Gark the Goblin wrote:

I suppose you could just shoot 'em in the spine.

I get the general impression that instead of blood they have tequila.

Not sure how this helps. And I am definitely not sure if this tequila is safe to drink.

We need a volunteer.

I'll drain a zhombre's veins and tell you what it tastes like.

Later . . .

*hic!*

Uh . . . it tastes like blood. And tequila. Am I a vampire now?

*hic*