Are Smurfs toxic?


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RPG Superstar 2012

Witness this and decide!

Scarab Sages

Imagine what that hairball will look like.

Dark Archive

yea they are highly toxic, poor kitty, she is doomed...

Silver Crusade

I licked a smurf and saw a vision of Ed McMahon.

Liberty's Edge Contributor, RPG Superstar 2012

Celestial Healer wrote:
I licked a smurf and saw a vision of Ed McMahon.

You are correct sir!

O_o

Silver Crusade

taig wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
I licked a smurf and saw a vision of Ed McMahon.

You are correct sir!

O_o

*licks taig*

*sees a vision of Rosanne*

Ugh! Remind me not to lick a badger.

RPG Superstar 2012

Celestial Healer wrote:
taig wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
I licked a smurf and saw a vision of Ed McMahon.

You are correct sir!

O_o

*licks taig*

*sees a vision of Rosanne*

Ugh! Remind me not to lick a badger.

You will die in seven days.[/The Ring]


The Smurfs (French: Les Schtroumpfs) is a comic and television franchise centered on a group of small blue fictional creatures called Smurfs, created and first introduced as a series of comic strips by the Belgian cartoonist Peyo (pen name of Pierre Culliford) on October 23, 1958. The original term and the accompanying language came during a meal Peyo was having with his colleague and friend André Franquin in which, having momentarily forgotten the word "salt", Peyo asked him (in French) to pass the schtroumpf. Franquin replied: "Here's the Schtroumpf — when you are done schtroumpfing, schtroumpf it back" and the two spent the rest of that weekend speaking in schtroumpf language. The name was later translated into Dutch as Smurf, which was adopted in English. ~Wikipedia


Pathfinder Adventure Path Subscriber

They are fun to bat around but are not the best eating...a bit rubbery and smell like moldy socks.


They certainly appear after a fashion in toxic threads.


They make the world look so bluuuue.

Oh wow man! I can't feel my face ... this is the best 'lil Blue I've ever had.


That smurfin' cat will get what's comin' to it.

The Exchange

Smurf
Oh, so lonesome for you
Why can’t you be blue over me?

Smurf
Oh, so lonesome for you
Tears fill my eyes ’till I can’t see

3 o’clock in the morning, here am i
Sitting here so lonely, so lonesome I could cry

Smurf
Oh, so lonesome for you
Why can’t you be blue over me?

Now that it’s over, I realize
Those weak words you whispered, were nothing but lies
Smurf
Oh, so lonesome for you
Why can’t you be blue over me?
Why can’t you be blue over me?

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