I wonder what time zone this is supposed to happen in.
I'm on the West Coast of the United Stats, and I am still waiting for things to start.
I wonder what time zone this is supposed to happen in.
I'm on the West Coast of the United Stats, and I am still waiting for things to start.
It is all spelled out in the invitation.
You did get an invitation?
It was supposed to start at 6 PM in the respective time-zones (nice of God to take the whole Greenwich Mean Time into account when planning thus, wasn't it?) and sort of roll around the globe.
Hmm... I wonder if the guy who made the proclamation in the first place sold all his earthly possessions in anticipation of being raptured away?
The Raptor did come. Fortunately for us, God was on a budget.
I'm thinking of starting a protest against the end of the world. Hold up signs, picket, chant slogans.
Harold Camping has made it very clear that the Rapture will happen at 6:00 PM Eastern time. Just because he lives out on the west coast doesn't mean he is using Pacific time.
I think Harold Camping has made it very clear he has no idea what he's talking about.
I'm rather disappointed. I've been going over Craig's List and haven't found any Rapture-bound folk in my area giving away their worldly possessions. I could use some new cookware, or maybe an Xbox 360.
Today's Rapture thought I dug up online:
Boy, I hope they take those people.
YOU HAVE 2 1/2 HOURS LEFT TO GET YOUR AFFAIRS IN ORDER! THE SON OF MAN RETURNS TODAY AT 6:00 PM EASTERN TIME!
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The man is a false teacher and disregards any correction or discipline from authority in his church. If you would like to hear what many Bible-believing Christians think on the matter, Dr. Kim Riddlebarger does a great job here.
Leonard Bernstein.
Leonid Brezhnev.
In less than an hour the Son of Man will appear in the clouds, and the kingdoms of the world will tremble before him. Those that are saved will be taken up into Heaven with him...at exactly 6:00 Eastern time...
I am the Alpha and the Omega, the First and the Last, the Beginning and the End. Revelation 22:13
I WILL BE SAVED!
For the Son of Man came to seek and to save that which was lost. Luke 19:10
Since I live in EST, I'm excited. I'm curious to know what it will be like when all of the so-called "good christians" don't get taken up in the rapture.
Lenny Bruce.
Since I live in EST, I'm excited. I'm curious to know what it will be like when all of the so-called "good christians" don't get taken up in the rapture.
REPENT! THE TIME IS NEAR!
Lenny Bruce.
Is he not afraid of birds, snakes and aeroplanes?
Since I live in EST, I'm excited. I'm curious to know what it will be like when all of the so-called "good christians" don't get taken up in the rapture.REPENT! THE TIME IS NEAR!
LOL
Yeah, like I'm giving in to some nutjob who used math to determine something that happening in religion. That is like using cooking to determine the weather.
Lenny Bruce.Is he not afraid of birds, snakes and aeroplanes?
No, the correct answer is:
Lester Bangs.
T-minus 34 minutes and counting. No luck on the craigslist hunt. Perhaps I should just wander the neighborhood and watch for people to vanish. Then I can just help myself.
*squints* No, sorry...I'm just not seeing it.
I was going to try to make a funny post about how I was sitting here waiting fo
THE SON OF MAN IS APPEARING IN THE CLOUDS AS YOU READ THIS! GO OUT INTO THE STREETS AND SEE THE GLORY OF GOD! REPENT! THE TIME IS AT HAND! HE IS HERE! HE IS HERE! HE IS HERE! HE IS.......................................................
Oh boy!
*Runs out into street**Gets hit by car*
Turns out it happened a few years ago and we missed it.
It was for the bees. God loves him some honey.
The apocalyptic significance of colony collapse revealed!
OK, Harold Camping must have meant 6:00 PM PACIFIC time. I was worried there for a few minutes. So, at 9:00 PM Eastern time, the world will end. You have been given a reprieve. Use your last hours on Earth well. Actually, if you repent now then you will be carried up into Heaven with the Son of Man. So, if you want to stay on Earth, then don't repent. Got it? Good...
Wait.....I see him....what, you were delayed due to getting your nails done?????? WTF?????
All right god, what's the deal...rapture or no rapture? What...you don't have time for it right now, family feud is starting?
Dammit all to hell, I hate it when he gets me all worked up like this...
Wait.....I see him....what, you were delayed due to getting your nails done?????? WTF?????
All right god, what's the deal...rapture or no rapture? What...you don't have time for it right now, family feud is starting?
Dammit all to hell, I hate it when he gets me all worked up like this...
When I called Him and asked Him what was taking so long, He told me He had to "wash His hair."
I think He is cheating on Us...rapturing with some younger, skankier planet.
Wait.....I see him....what, you were delayed due to getting your nails done?????? WTF?????
All right god, what's the deal...rapture or no rapture? What...you don't have time for it right now, family feud is starting?
Dammit all to hell, I hate it when he gets me all worked up like this...
Jesus answered, "It says: 'Do not put the Lord your God to the test.'" Luke 4:12
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Jesus answered, "It says: 'Do not put the Lord your God to the test.'" Luke 4:12Wait.....I see him....what, you were delayed due to getting your nails done?????? WTF?????
All right god, what's the deal...rapture or no rapture? What...you don't have time for it right now, family feud is starting?
Dammit all to hell, I hate it when he gets me all worked up like this...
'BYOF&B' Judas 3:11
'Membership payment on arrival.' Judas 3:12
It's Sunday, May 22. World has not ended.
To all those who blew all their money and all that because they thought it wouldn't matter: Suckers! Here's me tossing a glass half-full of water into your faces.
Hey maybe only his world ended in his time zone. Hopefully everybody is laughing there asses off at this guy saying man you are a total jackass.
Nah, he's been wrong before. He'll just say he made a mistake and come up with a new date when he's rerun the numbers.
Dang. God is late. Again.
Is there any way we can get this show rolling without Him?
Guess I'm staying on the island of misfit toys.
I'm still waiting for the world to end so I don't have to pay my bills.
Ahhh damn...I knew I shouldn't have maxed out all the credit cards last night...
Hookers and blow, man.
Hookers and blow.
I am miffed. I was promised the Facebook page would be left up, instead of taken down to hide their shame. >:-/
Agreed, I am disappointed. Still, maybe because they thought they'd be going to Heaven, they planned to cancel all their accounts?
Actually yesterday really was the end of the world. Thankfully we were all saved at the last second by Randy "Macho Man" Savage. Below is proof: