Actually yesterday really was the end of the world. Thankfully we were all saved at the last second by Randy "Macho Man" Savage. Below is proof:
That was great. I am so going to hell.
What really happened was that god looked down and saw no-one worthy of redemption.
So mark October 21st in you diaries..we're all dooooomed I tell ye..doooomed
That was great. I am so going to hell.Actually yesterday really was the end of the world. Thankfully we were all saved at the last second by Randy "Macho Man" Savage. Below is proof:
ROFL
"Judgment Day is inevitable." ~Terminator III
Yes, it didn't happen yesterday, but as the Terminator said, "Judgment Day is inevitable. It can be delayed by Randy "Macho-Man" Savage, but it cannot be stopped. Now my followers and I will focus on the next scheduled Apocalypse, which is of course December 21, 2012. Not only will the world end, but time itself will end! It is the END OF TIME!
"Judgment Day is inevitable." ~Terminator III
Yes, it didn't happen yesterday, but as the Terminator said, "Judgment Day is inevitable. It can be delayed by Randy "Macho-Man" Savage, but it cannot be stopped. Now my followers and I will focus on the next scheduled Apocalypse, which is of course December 21, 2012. Not only will the world end, but time itself will end! It is the END OF TIME!
If it's only the end of time we have to worry about, count me nonplussed. I have no fear that a certain mad man with a box will have that situation settled down fantastically before anyone notices a thing. Go Doctor.
Guess what I was singing yesterday around 6pm?
"It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine!"
Nah, he's been wrong before. He'll just say he made a mistake and come up with a new date when he's rerun the numbers.
But THIS time he was POSITIVE!
What?!? Wait ... what are all you people still doing here? I was looking forward to roaming the world and hunting down those lone survivors ... with all of you around here there's no challenge at all.
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Attention all Rapture survivors! A Rapture survivor's page was set up on Friday by a friend of mine. Please hop over and post you tales of surviving this Earth Shattering ordeal (if you are so inclined). After all, those few of us remaining on Earth should have a central location to we are not alone in this now barren world ... ;)
If it's only the end of time we have to worry about, count me nonplussed. I have no fear that a certain mad man with a box will have that situation settled down fantastically before anyone notices a thing. Go Doctor.
The Doctor has nothing to do with this! He cannot stop the inevitable end of time that was predicted by the Mayans! When the Mayan Calendar ends on December 21, 2012, time itself will end! The Doctor and his idiotic companions can do nothing to stop it, and he knows it! At least I am telling to truth!
We were joking that yesterday's game would determine if the world would end in reality. Luckily, we stopped the armies of Dis from invading our world, thus our real world was also saved :)
After 2012 comes and goes, what's the next Big Date? I realized this morning that I don't remember hearing about any Judgement Days in 2018 or so on.
Smart businessmen don't predict too far out, except to leave themselves an escape clause. If the end of the world was forty years away, who would care enough to give them some extra cash?
My favorite is the church of the subgenius. After july 5, 1998 failed to be the end, they claimed that they read the message from the aliens upside-down and it would end in 8661. But the july 5th part wasnt upside down for some reason.
After 2012 comes and goes, what's the next Big Date? I realized this morning that I don't remember hearing about any Judgement Days in 2018 or so on.Smart businessmen don't predict too far out, except to leave themselves an escape clause. If the end of the world was forty years away, who would care enough to give them some extra cash?
Personally my prediction runs along the lines of...
Suns die, its one of their defining features and, eventually, the last star will wink out and die. Sometime after that point every single molecule in existence will reach a uniform temperature of absolute zero and cease to move. The universe might continue to exist in some sense after that point but it will be an inert unchanging thing from then on and, therefore, for all intents and purposes dead.
It's all fun and games until some fundie b@&%+ slits her children's throats.
People spent all their money to buy advertisements. They paupered their families. This is not really a laughing matter.
I'd love to be a fly on the wall in that church on Sunday May 22. ;-)
I'd love to be a fly on the wall in that church on Sunday May 22. ;-)
I don't think they really had a formal church like that...they were travelling around the country in RV's "getting the word out".
The old man leading this needs a solid Mike Tyson punch to the face and then be drawn and quartered...I don't really care if he is crazy.
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Personally my prediction runs along the lines of...Suns die, its one of their defining features and, eventually, the last star will wink out and die. Sometime after that point every single molecule in existence will reach a uniform temperature of absolute zero and cease to move. The universe might continue to exist in some sense after that point but it will be an inert unchanging thing from then on and, therefore, for all intents and purposes dead.
+1
You are, sir, the winner! Nothing makes me happier than someone with an actual understanding and appreciation of the physical universe!
Can your science prove the world didn't end? Huh?! Huh?! Can it?
Guess what I was singing yesterday around 6pm?
"It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine!"
And people who actually believed this was going to happen should no be singing
"That's me in the corner/That's me in the spotlight/Losing my religion..."
The world, as we know it, ended a long time ago. The Earth has been dying for the last 100 years. There is nothing we can do to stop it...
The world, as we know it, ended a long time ago. The Earth has been dying for the last 100 years. There is nothing we can do to stop it...
So you're more than 100 years old? You look good for your age. Do you work out?
The world, as we know it, ended a long time ago. The Earth has been dying for the last 100 years. There is nothing we can do to stop it...So you're more than 100 years old? You look good for your age. Do you work out?
I am over 1,000 years old and I do not work out.
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I am over 1,000 years old and I do not work out.The world, as we know it, ended a long time ago. The Earth has been dying for the last 100 years. There is nothing we can do to stop it...So you're more than 100 years old? You look good for your age. Do you work out?
Don't loose your head
There can be only one.
Anyone know if the children survived?
Suns die, its one of their defining features and, eventually, the last star will wink out and die. Sometime after that point every single molecule in existence will reach a uniform temperature of absolute zero and cease to move. The universe might continue to exist in some sense after that point but it will be an inert unchanging thing from then on and, therefore, for all intents and purposes dead.
Predictions like that are no way to run a business.
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"Judgment Day is inevitable." ~Terminator III
Yes, it didn't happen yesterday, but as the Terminator said, "Judgment Day is inevitable. It can be delayed by Randy "Macho-Man" Savage, but it cannot be stopped. Now my followers and I will focus on the next scheduled Apocalypse, which is of course December 21, 2012. Not only will the world end, but time itself will end! It is the END OF TIME!
Dang it...all my followers drank the poisoned koolaide... I mean Ascended. So I cant realy oppose your Cult.
*Holds up sign* Doomsday Cult: Followers Needed
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Suns die, its one of their defining features and, eventually, the last star will wink out and die. Sometime after that point every single molecule in existence will reach a uniform temperature of absolute zero and cease to move. The universe might continue to exist in some sense after that point but it will be an inert unchanging thing from then on and, therefore, for all intents and purposes dead.For the Universe to reach absolute zero, it will have to have nothing in it. Ever.
When the Mayan Calendar ends on December 21, 2012, time itself will end!
I'd have a lot more faith in Mayan doomsday predictions if they'd seen the Spanish coming.
When the Mayan Calendar ends on December 21, 2012, time itself will end!I'd have a lot more faith in Mayan doomsday predictions if they'd seen the Spanish coming.Who was it that had the prediction that the "White God" would come?
Also they never predicted doomsday, just time for a new calendar.
So you have room to interpret an invading culture as Quetzalcoatl, but I can't say that the end of their calendar means the apocalypse? That seems unfair.
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So you have room to interpret an invading culture as Quetzalcoatl, but I can't say that the end of their calendar means the apocalypse? That seems unfair.When the Mayan Calendar ends on December 21, 2012, time itself will end!I'd have a lot more faith in Mayan doomsday predictions if they'd seen the Spanish coming.Who was it that had the prediction that the "White God" would come?
Also they never predicted doomsday, just time for a new calendar.
How about very coincidental. Nothing more, nothing less.
I am not open to making my own interpretations. The Mayans however did not in fact predict a doomsday that is just when the calendar runs out. I find it silly that people seem to think it is more.
I am not open to making my own interpretations. The Mayans however did not in fact predict a doomsday that is just when the calendar runs out. I find it silly that people seem to think it is more.
Is that what you got an education for, to ruin our fun? I am SO bummed now.
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Is that what you got an education for, to ruin our fun? I am SO bummed now.
I am not open to making my own interpretations. The Mayans however did not in fact predict a doomsday that is just when the calendar runs out. I find it silly that people seem to think it is more.
HEAVEN FORBID>>>>> fun blast away man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guess what I was singing yesterday around 6pm?
"It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel fine!"
And people who actually believed this was going to happen should no be singing
"That's me in the corner/That's me in the spotlight/Losing my religion..."
There is a famous (in social science circles) book on the topic When Prophecy Fails. Social scientists infiltrated a doomsday cult and recorded reactions when the prophesy failed to come true.
One of the major findings was that people who have a lot of their life invested in the prophecy being true will find ways to explain how it is/was true and either something changed to save them or the date was some how wrong etc. What they won't usually do is come to the conclusion that they where involved in a cult and the beliefs of that cult are wrong. Furthermore the more ridicule they get about these beliefs the stronger their adherence to them tends to be.
All that said we have infiltrated few doomsday cults in the name of science - we know a fair bit about this one case but there may be other factors that influence other cases. We really need to infiltrate five or six to get a real feel for how things work.
How about very coincidental. Nothing more, nothing less.
I am not open to making my own interpretations. The Mayans however did not in fact predict a doomsday that is just when the calendar runs out. I find it silly that people seem to think it is more.
But, but...everything is more. Everything! If we just dissect it enough to the point where it becomes meaningless, then suddenly we'll have complete understanding of it. Don't you understand?
Double rainbow! What does it mean?!
Rapture Prophet Harold Camping's 'Really Tough Weekend'
Does anyone know what he said on his radio program today?
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How about very coincidental. Nothing more, nothing less.
I am not open to making my own interpretations. The Mayans however did not in fact predict a doomsday that is just when the calendar runs out. I find it silly that people seem to think it is more.
But, but...everything is more. Everything! If we just dissect it enough to the point where it becomes meaningless, then suddenly we'll have complete understanding of it. Don't you understand?
Double rainbow! What does it mean?!
Its pretty.
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Does anyone know what he said on his radio program today?
Maybe he'll come out and tell everyone he realizes the truth: there is no biblical doomsday, tornados and hurricanes are effects of complex weather systems, and the End Times is very simply a cool story that might make a decent summer movie.
That's right, I said it.
This just in: Harold Camping says the Rapture will occur in five months.
Apparently, he didn't carry the one.
I predict a lot of Jesus costumes this Halloween.But, but, but that will be 10 days AFTER the world ends according to Camping's new date?!?!? Where would they find a costume in a shattered world???
In a shattered costume store?