Tal Bernard Mainz |
Not yet were not. We are just talking about it. The fun has yet to happen.
Caldazar |
Give us a chance to recoup what he took from us and Caldazar will be far less upset. I'd actually planned to smear brown substance all over my nose and contrive a manner into attempting to get Thesing to assist me at the lunch; but didn't have a chance before his dramatic denouement and imposition.
Then AP / DM Fiat lets him be d*ckish without any chance of returning the favor (his manages to slip out of the back before confronted)... then Caldazar thinks feck it... he needs to die.
Childish... much - but so is Thesing... so there :P
Bejis Krupt |
Men can be so cruel to each other. Why are you guys picking on my hook up!?!
Okay, okay, I did it, too eventually, but you guys are being violent.
It's never too late to start. ;-)
Overall, I'm not quiet sure what we should do with him once the play is over, but we need him for now.
Tal Bernard Mainz |
Hmmm bloodless and Bejis each grab an arm and Tal and Meraxilar each grab a leg. On the count of 3 run in opposite directions. Oh and Asmodia gets to grab what ever is left over and run as well.
Tal Bernard Mainz |
Don't want to know about Asmodia vomiting talking about Thesing.
I wouldn't recommend the hold person...I want to hear the screams.
I am sounding like Meraxilar more and more.
Pollux |
Tal Bernard Mainz wrote:I bring out the best in everyone. :PI want to hear the screams.
I am sounding like Meraxilar more and more.
He does! Ive seen him! Sometimes he has to use a can opener though.
Aerieth Deventis |
Meraxilar Zoon wrote:Tal Bernard Mainz wrote:I bring out the best in everyone. :PI want to hear the screams.
I am sounding like Meraxilar more and more.
He does! Ive seen him! Sometimes he has to use a can opener though.
Lol - can opener, that reminds me of a classic Dragon Magazine cartoon in which two dragons are standing there, one is holding a knight in full plate while saying to the other: The inside is pretty good once you get the shell off.
Pollux |
Note: cross posted with DM AK's Sargavan saga OOC.
Sheesh it must be spring or something, two of my characters being pretty much blatantly propositioned in the SAME DAY. Lusty month of May is right!
Tal Bernard Mainz |
Just went through my posts. I haven't tried to get on Delour's good side yet. Trying to figure out if I even want to or if whe will just devour me. Better play it safe and just accept pathetic humiliation.
TarkXT |
Just went through my posts. I haven't tried to get on Delour's good side yet. Trying to figure out if I even want to or if whe will just devour me. Better play it safe and just accept pathetic humiliation.
Well it is possible to get on Delour's good hemisphere after a long journey with many provisions.
Tal Bernard Mainz |
Combat has the inevitable cathartic release that the lusty swinging of a heavy blunt instrument can give...
doesn't have to be blunt
TarkXT |
A few of my players are upset that I gave them goblin young to put down.
Goblin young.
I'd take Asmodia willingly getting f*cked by Thesing and making out with girls in public any day.
Most of the characters i'm playing right now would slaughter them without question.
The exception being the paladin who likely would have went out of his way to ensure capturing a few prisoners to let go with the children to ensure they are cared for.
Heck I me and Shifty actually managed to defeat and preserve an entire goblin tribe with relatively few real casualties.
Aerieth Deventis |
Er - I think you wanted to kill all the goblins, it was Shifty and our goblin gunslinger who went out and made friends. Actually, if it is the character I am thinking of, his usual options are attack, kill, kill, attack, beat senseless (Tark's character, a cleric, recently decided to administer a remove disease spell by removing the diseased NPC's head - thus, "removing" the disease).
Tal Bernard Mainz |
Tal Bernard Mainz wrote:I wholeheartedly agree. Our Lord in Iron favors the greatsword, after all.Caldazar wrote:Combat has the inevitable cathartic release that the lusty swinging of a heavy blunt instrument can give...doesn't have to be blunt
Too bad we aren't on the same game. I'll take the hits and you keep delivering them. As it is I have a cross dresser that stabs himself for 2 points of damage and a cleric who keeps uttering "I unmake you." Of course neither one of us is going to perform well.
TarkXT |
Er - I think you wanted to kill all the goblins, it was Shifty and our goblin gunslinger who went out and made friends. Actually, if it is the character I am thinking of, his usual options are attack, kill, kill, attack, beat senseless (Tark's character, a cleric, recently decided to administer a remove disease spell by removing the diseased NPC's head - thus, "removing" the disease).
Yes that's why the paladin was the exception.
Caldazar |
As it is I have a cross dresser that stabs himself for 2 points of damage
I could make a joke involving stabbing, cross-dressing, Tal and probably something to do with touch AC or bypassing DR... but that would be in poor taste...
Meraxilar Zoon |
Caldazar wrote:Somethings up when the Cleric of Rovagug is preaching restraint :PActually I think he's preaching the brutal murder of two men. But maybe I'm reading a different game.
Doesnt have to be brutal. Could be subtle, even accidental.
TarkXT |
TarkXT wrote:Doesnt have to be brutal. Could be subtle, even accidental.Caldazar wrote:Somethings up when the Cleric of Rovagug is preaching restraint :PActually I think he's preaching the brutal murder of two men. But maybe I'm reading a different game.
"No officer let me tell you again."
"You see Thesing was trying to serve me stew when he slipped and dunked his own head into the boiling water. Then he stumbled into the kitchen in agony where he pulled at the knife drawers until he was cut to ribbons. Bleeding profusely I did my best to help the man as he went into his stufy full of axes, he was an avid collector you see, and then by sheer luck brought the entire collection of axes down on his small frame."
Pollux |
Doesn't have to be brutal. Could be subtle, even accidental.
Life is largely an accident, an abberation even. We barely exist, fragrent wisps of thought and fog. There is nothing in us to kill and in Thesings case even less then usual.
Tal Bernard Mainz |
That still doesn't diminish the satisfaction you feel when your axe passes completely through the soft underbelly of the man. Meraxilar and Bejis understand.
Aerieth Deventis |
As an FYI for all, I may be off the boards from Friday the 18th until Monday the 28th. I have attempted to download a program which allows me to tether my PC through my Iphone, but do not know whether it will work where I am going. Thus, I hope to keep up with my characters, but if I fall behind, feel free to DMPC me as necessary.
Shifty |
LOL Nah just the weekends.
There's a lot to do until I get on the field assessment exercise which will basically tie up 30 days, I still get time to post, but the pre-assessment stuff has a lot of activity posted over weekends where I will be off in the weeds (and out of comms).
Shifty |
Man, if that happens we totally want pics!
I should be posting as normal except for the weekend tranches. I will drop right off the radar though from 23JUNE12 for a month. No internetz for me for a month... no phones, no calls home, nothing but banging rocks together for communication.
Nix Tharel |
As an FYI for all, I may be off the boards from Friday the 18th until Monday the 28th. I have attempted to download a program which allows me to tether my PC through my Iphone, but do not know whether it will work where I am going. Thus, I hope to keep up with my characters, but if I fall behind, feel free to DMPC me as necessary.
A bluetooth keyboard (not sure if it works on all iPhones) might be a more straightforward solution...