
Merisiel Sillvari |

For some bizarre reason, your words make me think of you sliding down a rope to escape an angry mob by using your pants as a sling.
It could also be the result of not sleeping for the past 28 hours, too.
YET MORE HYPOTHETICAL SHENANIGANS!
After doing the hero-ing bit, the grateful patron offers you a choice of rewards:
A sentient, magical Rapier
A large, comfortable house in the nicer part of town
A cellar containing enough high-quality, expensive wine, mead, spirits and beer to keep every last Iconic drinking for an entire year (assuming 4 tankards/wine glasses/shot-glasses per day)
Which do you choose?
The comfy house! But only because I don't like swords you can get in arguments with.

Merisiel Sillvari |

Have you ever thought about retiring from adventuring?
Do you ever get burnt out from having to solve everyone elses problems? If so what do you do to recharge?
Has a member of a party ever annoyed you enough that you walked off a job?
Nope! Never! Too much fun! And too good at distracting me from the gloomy truth of life!
Recharging is best done by spending your loot on fun stuff and then having to go get more.
Yes.

Merisiel Sillvari |

She's having some issues with a couple of hellknights.
I'm no diviner, but I predict stabbed Chelaxians in the near future.
I do go out and get into situations and shenanigans now and then, so some days I just can't post.
I'm not ignoring folks! Although I do sometimes choose who I choose to reply to in catty manners, I suppose.

Merisiel Sillvari |
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Merisiel, assuming you met a benevolent, fun-loving awakened demilich chronomancer/bard, and he/she/it offered to take you on a tour through the history of Golarion, as well as it's future. What time periods would you want to travel to, and would it be to any specific areas?
I don't have to worry about that, since such a thing would not be allowed to exist in any world in which I am allowed to exist. Thanks to my benevolent dinosaur overlord.

Merisiel Sillvari |

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:And handsome! You forgot handsome.HalfOrcHeavyMetal wrote:Assuming Valeros and Kyra were unavailable, which of the Iconics would you prefer to travel with?Hmmm... Probably Lem! He can heal, he's sneaky, and he's damn funny.
Nah. I assumed it, because it's obvious. You don't say "look at the bright sun!" or "watch out for water-breathing fish!" or "I have a pet sparrow bird!"
Because it's obvious!
You handsome devil, you!

Ashenfall |

Ashenfall wrote:Merisiel, assuming you met a benevolent, fun-loving awakened demilich chronomancer/bard, and he/she/it offered to take you on a tour through the history of Golarion, as well as it's future. What time periods would you want to travel to, and would it be to any specific areas?I don't have to worry about that, since such a thing would not be allowed to exist in any world in which I am allowed to exist. Thanks to my benevolent dinosaur overlord.
So uh, I suppose the maximum possible speed in Golarion is 87 mph? :)

Merisiel Sillvari |

Have you ever been killed and had to be resurrected? If so, who did it and how did it feel?
If not, has any of the other iconics been killed and resurrected?
Nope! Have not!
But I know someone who has! Although she doesn't really like me spreading the info around or telling folks about it.

Merisiel Sillvari |

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:Can't you give us any details?John Kretzer wrote:Do you have any enemies...still alive and out there?
Have you ever had a ally turn into a enemy?
Have you ever had a enemy turn into ally?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I could... but I won't. THOSE FILES ARE SEALED.
(for now!)

Merisiel Sillvari |
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Shensen wrote:Did Shenshen just give away she was resurected?Merisiel Sillvari wrote:Hush up, you!Nope! Have not!
But I know someone who has! Although she doesn't really like me spreading the info around or telling folks about it.
Kinda, yah! Hee hee hee...
(Of course... so does her entry in the NPC Guide, which spells it all out in delightfully juicy detail...)
(OH! And it's ShenSEN... no extra "H". That extra "H" belongs in a different intellectual property.)

Merisiel Sillvari |

Merisiel Sillvari wrote:What about iconics like Alain and Seltyiel who deserve to be killed?Kelsey MacAilbert wrote:Have you ever killed a fellow iconic?Eew! No! That would be not only not nice, but tarnishing to my pristine and faultless reputation as EVERYONE'S FAVORITE!
Then someone else'll take care of them, I guess. Not interested in the bad karma that comes from murdering people who might some day in the future save your life, even if only accidentally by being in the right place at the right time to distract a monster that otherwise would have tried eating me.

Merisiel Sillvari |

What would you do if you're friends thought you were dead and instead of helping you they decided to loot your corpse?
And would you happen to have any extra clothing I can borrow? My"friends" stole mine.
I would realize I had fewer friends than I thought.
And no... I'm using all my clothes... (hides wardrobe)

John Kretzer |

John Kretzer wrote:Merisiel Sillvari wrote:Can't you give us any details?John Kretzer wrote:Do you have any enemies...still alive and out there?
Have you ever had a ally turn into a enemy?
Have you ever had a enemy turn into ally?
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
I could... but I won't. THOSE FILES ARE SEALED.
(for now!)
Are you not a rogue? Is it not within your power to steal say files and lets us know what is in them?
Would you do that for money? Or hugs and kisses?

Kajehase |

Nah. I assumed it, because it's obvious. You don't say "look at the bright sun!" or "watch out for water-breathing fish!" or "I have a pet sparrow bird!"
Because it's obvious!
You handsome devil, you!
Well, that's alright, then.
And I do not have a pet sparrow. I do have this malfunctioning compass I pick-pocketed from some weird and confused-looking pirate bloke I met in Ilizmagorti. It's got "Sparruw" scrawled on the bottom of the lid.

Merisiel Sillvari |

Are you not a rogue? Is it not within your power to steal say files and lets us know what is in them?
Would you do that for money? Or hugs and kisses?
I'm a rogue. It's absolutely my power to steal said files and let you know... but it's just as much in my power to keep those secrets to myself.
Money, hugs, and kisses are acceptable forms of bribery.

Damar |

John Kretzer wrote:Are you not a rogue? Is it not within your power to steal say files and lets us know what is in them?
Would you do that for money? Or hugs and kisses?
I'm a rogue. It's absolutely my power to steal said files and let you know... but it's just as much in my power to keep those secrets to myself.
Money, hugs, and kisses are acceptable forms of bribery.
I'll have to keep that in mind.