There's an assassin? DAMNIT! I coulda been stabbing!
He must have gotten distracted and lost the mission.
I fight better with armor on and with weapons in my hands and strapped to wherever I can fit straps.
Is it true, then, that adventurers never have to go to the bathroom?
Haven't met this Ed character... should I be flattered or frightened?
As a butt-kicking silver-haired beauty who frequently enjoys not wearing clothes... I'd say flattered.
I know you hate to be called "Meri." Are there any nicknames you are OK with, or does everyone have to call you "Merisiel" on pain of stabbity vengeance?
next time your companions are asleep could you put a fez on each of them and take a picture?
Cameras are anachronistic, alas, so I can't take a picture. But I will fez them up for you anyway. You'll just have to take my word for it that it turned out as awesome as you hoped it would.
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are Lem's jokes any good?
OMG YES.
Ha.Yes.
"What's the difference between a dwarf and a bucket of otyugh puke?"
"THE BUCKET!"
"What do you call a dwarf with twenty arrows in his gut?"
"A good start."
"Why do dwarves make their wedding cakes out of goblin dung?"
"To keep the flies off the bride."
HAAHAHAHAH
ha
Harsk's reaction to those was even funnier. Lem's jokes are the gifts that keep on giving.
There's an assassin? DAMNIT! I coulda been stabbing!He must have gotten distracted and lost the mission.
I fight better with armor on and with weapons in my hands and strapped to wherever I can fit straps.Is it true, then, that adventurers never have to go to the bathroom?
Haven't met this Ed character... should I be flattered or frightened?As a butt-kicking silver-haired beauty who frequently enjoys not wearing clothes... I'd say flattered.
I know you hate to be called "Meri." Are there any nicknames you are OK with, or does everyone have to call you "Merisiel" on pain of stabbity vengeance?
Maybe.
Nope... we tinkle like the rest of you.
I'm kinda okay with "Stabby," but for the most part if you can't take the time to say my full name, I don't feel obligated to take the time to pay attention to you.
are Lem's jokes any good?OMG YES.
Ha.
Yes."What's the difference between a dwarf and a bucket of otyugh puke?"
"THE BUCKET!""What do you call a dwarf with twenty arrows in his gut?"
"A good start.""Why do dwarves make their wedding cakes out of goblin dung?"
"To keep the flies off the bride."HAAHAHAHAH
ha
Harsk's reaction to those was even funnier. Lem's jokes are the gifts that keep on giving.
Interesting.....
What do you think of Feiya?
Not sure yet. I like her pet fox and I like her hair and I like her stripy pants, but she's kinda mysterious and secretive still. Hopefully some day she'll open up.
I am interested by your opinion about Damiel the alchemist and Alain, the jerkavalier.
And a private question : What do you fear ?
I don't really hang out with either of them too much, to be honest, so I can't really give you much of an opinion except that neither of them is my type. Damiel's too twitchy and smells too funny. And Alain's more into Alain than anyone else, which makes no sense to me, cause there's just not all that much going on there to be into.
I don't fear ANYTHING, by the way. So don't try to figure it out. Cause it's a waste of time. Yeah. Total waste of time. It certainly isn't bats. That's for damn sure. Nope. Not bats at all.
Hey-ya there! Some time reader an' part time watcher, Iv'e jus' a quick question.
Whut were it what put her feets on'a road t' becomin' an iconical?
An' whut'ere th' hints an' handy tips ye c'n be m'be sharin' with a young Elf who's jus' startin' out, t' mayhap be givin 'em a helpin' hand, kind o' thing?
Much cheers t' ye an' yours! (^_^)
Does Seltyiel play up his image for attention or is he really like that all the time?
Have you considered starknives?
Is Imrijka really one of those standoffish Jerk With A Heart Of Gold types like someone else inferred or something else entirely?
He's like that all the time. Kinda a drama queen.
I have... but they're a little too complicated for me, to be honest. Thrown daggers don't do much less damage, and it's easier to hit someone in the eye with them anyway.
Imrijka's another one of those newbies I haven't really hung out with yet. I do approve of her hat, though.
Hey-ya there! Some time reader an' part time watcher, Iv'e jus' a quick question.
Whut were it what put her feets on'a road t' becomin' an iconical?
An' whut'ere th' hints an' handy tips ye c'n be m'be sharin' with a young Elf who's jus' startin' out, t' mayhap be givin 'em a helpin' hand, kind o' thing?
Much cheers t' ye an' yours! (^_^)
I didn't set out to become iconic... it just sort of happened. I'm not totally sure I like all the attention. Some of the time it's awesome. Other times... not.
Best thing to do starting out? Make sure you team up with fellow adventurers who know what they're doing, aren't shrill and cantankerous and stodgy, and are cute!
How hard would you laugh if valeros was attacked by an animated barrel of wine?
Do any of your companion snore?
What would be your ideal weapon, in terms of material, type and enchantments?
I don't fear ANYTHING, by the way. So don't try to figure it out. Cause it's a waste of time. Yeah. Total waste of time. It certainly isn't bats. That's for damn sure. Nope. Not bats at all.
Well, if you DID, you wouldn't be the first legendary hero to fear bats.
Have you ever stabbed someone, fatally or non-fatally, and then regretted doing so?
Have you ever been stabbed yourself? If so, did it have any effect on your enthusiasm for stabbing others?
Amiri: sexy or scary?
Do you hate being called a Forlorn Elf? Because you don't seem very forlorn.
Who is the best kisser you've ever kissed? Feel free to categorize by male and female, and to embarrass your friends as much as you'd like with your answer.
Have you been working on the less stabby aspects of the rogue profession, such as picking pockets or finding traps?
Would you ever use a poisoned blade, or do you think poison is for people who aren't good enough at stabbing to get the job done without help?
Have you ever sucessfully disabled a trap by stabbing it?
How hard would you laugh if valeros was attacked by an animated barrel of wine?
Do any of your companion snore?
How would you notice? Valeros is, shall we say... an "active" drunk.
Yup.
Do you ever get that feeling that the out come of your actions are determined by funny polyhedron shaped dice?
Oh....and look out out behind you...it is...A BAT!!!!!
What would be your ideal weapon, in terms of material, type and enchantments?
With no restriction on cost?
Melee: +5 mithral flaming burst speed rapier of subtlety. And yes, I'm aware that the +5 part makes the mithral part irrelevant—the fact is that I think mithral weapons are shiny and sexy. Just because you have a +5 weapon doesn't give you a free pass on style.
Ranged: +5 mithral defending distance returning flaming burst luck blade dagger. With rechargeable wishes.
next time your companions are asleep could you put a fez on each of them and take a picture?Merisel, you should wear a fez, I have it on good authority that Fezzes are cool. Although a picture of you with a Stetson has some possibilities.
Eew. You never know how long ago it was that a monkey wore that fez.
I don't fear ANYTHING, by the way. So don't try to figure it out. Cause it's a waste of time. Yeah. Total waste of time. It certainly isn't bats. That's for damn sure. Nope. Not bats at all.Well, if you DID, you wouldn't be the first legendary hero to fear bats.
Have you ever stabbed someone, fatally or non-fatally, and then regretted doing so?
Have you ever been stabbed yourself? If so, did it have any effect on your enthusiasm for stabbing others?
Amiri: sexy or scary?
Do you hate being called a Forlorn Elf? Because you don't seem very forlorn.
Who is the best kisser you've ever kissed? Feel free to categorize by male and female, and to embarrass your friends as much as you'd like with your answer.
Have you been working on the less stabby aspects of the rogue profession, such as picking pockets or finding traps?
Would you ever use a poisoned blade, or do you think poison is for people who aren't good enough at stabbing to get the job done without help?
Yes.
Yes, no.Sexy AND scary.
Nah, I don't care what other people call me.
Succubi, although you gotta be careful with them on account of the getting killed if you don't watch what you're doing. Priests and priestesses of Calistria are a close second.
Yup! Of course!
Poison is most definitely NOT off the list. It just tends to get expensive is all.
Have you ever sucessfully disabled a trap by stabbing it?
Yup! Sometimes with a finger.
Do you ever get that feeling that the out come of your actions are determined by funny polyhedron shaped dice?
Oh....and look out out behind you...it is...A BAT!!!!!
LIES. My batdar didn't go off. (peers around in nervous fear anyway)
Did you see that scary Dinosaur just a Moment ago?
What was the farest away from your home you've been to?
Nope.
Don't really have a home, so zero? Since "home" is wherever I happen to fall asleep?
LIES. My batdar didn't go off. (peers around in nervous fear anyway)Do you ever get that feeling that the out come of your actions are determined by funny polyhedron shaped dice?
Oh....and look out out behind you...it is...A BAT!!!!!
Oh it must be one of those new Stealth Bats.
Have you ever visited a place not on/under Avistan or Garund?
Yup. Not really allowed to talk about that with non-elves though.
so you won't recieve this ghost bat gift i'm giving you?
So Merisiel, among the iconics which of the following types of romantic relationships would each of you be willing to pursue:
a)Monogamous
b)Polygamous
c)Polyamorous
Whic would you prefer to fight - a skeletal Lich or a Vampire who summons bat swarms?
So Merisiel, among the iconics which of the following types of romantic relationships would each of you be willing to pursue:
a)Monogamous
b)Polygamous
c)Polyamorous
Monogamy is booooooring.
Polygamy is too much responsibility.
C, all the way, in other words!
Whic would you prefer to fight - a skeletal Lich or a Vampire who summons bat swarms?
I would prefer to fight the jerk who set me up to fight in that encounter in the first place.
I bet it was Ezren.
What's your earliest memory?
Do your first and last names mean anything in Elvish, or are they just names?
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Occasionally a rogue will pick up stuff that their travelling companions regard as their personal property.
How frequently does this misunderstanding arise with you? Never? Sometimes, but just with real stick-in-the-muds that don't count as friends? Lots of times? Or never, but only because you are way too tricksy to let them know what's happening?
Occasionally a rogue will pick up stuff that their travelling companions regard as their personal property.
How frequently does this misunderstanding arise with you? Never? Sometimes, but just with real stick-in-the-muds that don't count as friends? Lots of times? Or never, but only because you are way too tricksy to let them know what's happening?
Give her some credit, man. She's an elf, not a kender.
What's your earliest memory?
Do your first and last names mean anything in Elvish, or are they just names?
I remember a bat getting tangled in my hair as a kid. People who say they don't do that have never had a bat get tangled in their hair.
My names do indeed mean something—ME!
(And the language is "Elven," not Elvish.)
Occasionally a rogue will pick up stuff that their travelling companions regard as their personal property.
How frequently does this misunderstanding arise with you? Never? Sometimes, but just with real stick-in-the-muds that don't count as friends? Lots of times? Or never, but only because you are way too tricksy to let them know what's happening?
Ummm... never?
Stealing stuff from friends is a really good way to not keep friends. Rogues who do that are better suited to be loners and weirdos who live in alleys and talk to stains on the walls and maybe drink too much and smell like cabbage stew left in the sun too long. Either that, or they're looking for a stabbing on general principle.
Give her some credit, man. She's an elf, not a kender.Yes, of course. But asking a rogue "how often do you steal from the party" seems like inviting a stabbing.
(rolls eyes)
Just because I know how to fight with style and don't need to wear ugly armor and don't bother casting silly spells and am sneakier than you doesn't also automatically mean I don't understand the difference between what's mine and what's not mine.
Again... folks who get all grabby and snatchy are jerks and should be pushed into a well where a monster lives and then maybe sprinkled with rot grubs.
Actually, I didn't yet say that, so saying "again" doesn't make much sense, but still.
Rot grubs.
merisiel,
what style of fashion do you prefer when you are not adventuring? i personally prefer the kimono.
it would be highly discomforting for you to wear all those belts 24/7
what style of rogue are you?
i am personally a ninja of sorts
do you have advice on how a godling ninja can overcome the drawbacks of her massive level adjustment?
