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Kyonin fans, hmm? weird...False rumors. Those pathfinders are stuffed shirts! Ezren's okay though. I GUESS.
That's it. Some elves are literally trying to copy your style. I can bet I saw couple ot them working with Society.
Oh, and the question answering isn't free. Just because you don't realize what I take in payment doesn't mean I don't get paid.
Well, what kind of profit do you get then?
Reflexively checks his jewelry and pockets. Just to be sure.
Kyonin fans, hmm? weird...False rumors. Those pathfinders are stuffed shirts! Ezren's okay though. I GUESS.
That's it. Some elves are literally trying to copy your style. I can bet I saw couple ot them working with Society.
Oh, and the question answering isn't free. Just because you don't realize what I take in payment doesn't mean I don't get paid.
Well, what kind of profit do you get then?
Reflexively checks his jewelry and pockets. Just to be sure.
I'm fine with those other elves copying my style. Can't fault someone for wanting to be stylish, can I?
And my profit here is strictly in the form of glory and reputation building. If I need gold, there's richer pockets to pick. No offense, but those games you buy all the time must be expensive!
What is your favorite non-knife/dagger weapon? Like maybe a sap? Crossbow?
Do you like to play pranks? If so, what is your favorite one to play on the other iconics (or just one or two since there are a lot now...)?
What is your favorite non-knife/dagger weapon? Like maybe a sap? Crossbow?
Do you like to play pranks? If so, what is your favorite one to play on the other iconics (or just one or two since there are a lot now...)?
Favorite non-knife/dagger weapon is the rapier. Favorite after rapier is my tongue.
I do enjoy playing pranks. They keep stuffy egotistical chuckleheads in their place.
I prefer pranks to be specifically engineered to the specific person at the specific time, so that means that since each one is different, I can't have a favorite one. I guess TECHNICALLY my favorite one at any one time is the one I'm about to play on someone, regardless of who.
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Catfolk are fine, but they confuse me cause they always have different types of feet. PICK ONE.
So, if hobgobs wear hairpieces... is it possible that catfolk have different types of feet, like pairs of shoes, that they can wear too?
Also, as a Calistrian, have you ever tried mad honey?
What do you think of Lamia?
Gross.
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Catfolk are fine, but they confuse me cause they always have different types of feet. PICK ONE.So, if hobgobs wear hairpieces... is it possible that catfolk have different types of feet, like pairs of shoes, that they can wear too?
Also, as a Calistrian, have you ever tried mad honey?
Ask a catfolk. I dunno cause I have regular always-the-same elf feet.
Mmmmmmmmmad honey, you mean? I'm sure I have no idea what you're talking about! I'm sure!
Even the kitty ones?What do you think of Lamia?Gross.
Hardly "kitty" when you're bigger than a person, smell like rot and filth and waste, have an ear-grating voice, and want to either eat you or drain every bit of your willpower to make you into a mindless drone.
Yes, even the "kitty ones" are gross.
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Even the kitty ones?What do you think of Lamia?Gross.Hardly "kitty" when you're bigger than a person, smell like rot and filth and waste, have an ear-grating voice, and want to either eat you or drain every bit of your willpower to make you into a mindless drone.
Yes, even the "kitty ones" are gross.
*takes notes*
Interesting...
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Meri what is been happening in Taldor? I have been hearing some news that there is something going down but no one seems to know for sure what
Buncha comfy dudes are getting what's comin' to them finally.
Let's say I'm a powerful being with the goals of helping people, solving problems, making deals, and gaining power. How would I know whether I'm chaotic good or neutral?
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Let's say I'm a powerful being with the goals of helping people, solving problems, making deals, and gaining power. How would I know whether I'm chaotic good or neutral?
I'm not sure why you're asking me that... I don't make those decisions, or really care about hypothetical stuff like that I can't stab or kiss or trick or confound or rob.
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Dear Ms. Merisiel,
An unnamed source (definitely allegedly drunk on hallucinogenic mushroom "wine" brewed in a lead clay barrel) informed me of a vivid vision of the future where one of your adventuring comrades, the handsome Damiel, is mysteriously replaced by a new goblin alchemist.
Is this true? If so, did Damiel blow himself up? If so, did he blow up real good? Or did Damiel alchemically turn himself into a goblin?
Sincerely,
Pillbug Anklebiter,
reporter, Thistletop Fishwrapper
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Dear Ms. Merisiel,
An unnamed source (
definitelyallegedly drunk on hallucinogenic mushroom "wine" brewed in a lead clay barrel) informed me of a vivid vision of the future where one of your adventuring comrades, the handsome Damiel, is mysteriously replaced by a new goblin alchemist.Is this true? If so, did Damiel blow himself up? If so, did he blow up real good? Or did Damiel alchemically turn himself into a goblin?
Sincerely,
Pillbug Anklebiter,
reporter, Thistletop Fishwrapper
Nope. He's still around.
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Hey Merisiel! Long time no... “chat”? I hope your current adventures are keeping you entertained, in good health and most importantly of all, fabulously wealthy. Some interesting things have happened in my journeys, one of my longtime party members and friend has asked me for my hand in marriage! Still figuring out the details on the ceremony, trying to make sure it’s equal parts formal and in line with my particular faith. *wicked grins*. Speaking of which, do you know of any good spots for a proper Calistrian honeymoon?
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How are you liking your new boots, Merisiel? Are they comfy?
I got new boots? I guess they are, since I didn't notice.
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Hey Merisiel! Long time no... “chat”? I hope your current adventures are keeping you entertained, in good health and most importantly of all, fabulously wealthy. Some interesting things have happened in my journeys, one of my longtime party members and friend has asked me for my hand in marriage! Still figuring out the details on the ceremony, trying to make sure it’s equal parts formal and in line with my particular faith. *wicked grins*. Speaking of which, do you know of any good spots for a proper Calistrian honeymoon?
Of course I do. They're secrets though.
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Hello Lady Sillvari,
Excluding all things bat and bat-related, do you truly believe that dumb ol' ugly copper-a-dozen goblins are your "favorite troublemakers"? Or would you classify the extremely vexing, unluck-spamming pugwampis to be the more infamous troublemakers?
If pugwampis aren't in your Top 3 of most trouble-making opponents, or at least above goblins, would...
>_>
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...would you be open to bribery to tell everyone we were?
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Hello Lady Sillvari,
Excluding all things bat and bat-related, do you truly believe that dumb ol' ugly copper-a-dozen goblins are your "favorite troublemakers"? Or would you classify the extremely vexing, unluck-spamming pugwampis to be the more infamous troublemakers?
If pugwampis aren't in your Top 3 of most trouble-making opponents, or at least above goblins, would...
>_>
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...would you be open to bribery to tell everyone we were?
Nope. Bribery is for city guards and judges who aren't brave enough to admit that if they wanna break the law to get rich they should just rob someone... or aren't agile enough to pull that off... or both.
Greetings and felicitations!
If I may trouble so respected a procurer of difficult to locate items for a moment of their time, a query:
What do you make of the ridiculous little ears humans have? Do you find yourself wondering how they can possibly hear anything?
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Greetings and felicitations!
If I may trouble so respected a procurer of difficult to locate items for a moment of their time, a query:
What do you make of the ridiculous little ears humans have? Do you find yourself wondering how they can possibly hear anything?
Nah, they're cute!
I'm guessing some point not long after I was born.Dear Merisiel, stabbiest of all rogues,
what was the first time you stared death in the eye?
...then we actually have something in common. My parents told that I had almost died when I was but a few weeks old because of a intestinal infection.
Hypothetical Situation:
Kyra is pregnant from you. Boy, girl or twins with one of each?
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I'm guessing some point not long after I was born.Dear Merisiel, stabbiest of all rogues,
what was the first time you stared death in the eye?
...then we actually have something in common. My parents told that I had almost died when I was but a few weeks old because of a intestinal infection.
Hypothetical Situation:
Kyra is pregnant from you. Boy, girl or twins with one of each?
Girl!!!
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Since you'll be able to STAB with greatswords in 2e have you thought about picking one up?
Nope. That's awkward and ugly and silly looking to me. Not graceful at all. Like some sort of deformed sword freak bodyguard invented by a wizard too afraid of threats and unable to physically defend himself.
Rapiers and daggers are prettier than greatswords every day of the week in every way.
This is regardless of whatever weird "edition rules game system thing" is that you folks on that side are always going on about. From my side, all those changes are invisible.
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Ah. And unlike the other iconics, you aren't flat-footed by invisible changes. ;)
Grandmother Merisel,
Are you aware you are appearing as some sort of ghost just off to the left hand side on various pages on this site? Did something happen? Are you trapped in a magic item? Have I drank too much raspberry ale?
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To ask Merisiel what are your thoughts on the Dominion of the Black?
Gross, icky, nasty, stab-worthy foes. And oh, if the Dominions is watching, stay out of my head please kay? Thanks.
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My same thoughts on them and I hope there not watching if they are I say there ships would be crashing around us.
Next question what are your thoughts on the drow?
I'm not sure if they're sexy because they look it or because they're naughty... but I still don't trust them.
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I see not the answer I was thinking about the drow but alright.
To ask what was your worse experience in life and what was the best?
Worst: Andoran. Or maybe the day all those bats nearly killed me.
Best: Kyra.
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Might I ask what happen at Andoran?
You might, but I can't be sure, since I'm not you and I don't know what sorts of things you might be into.
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I am into many things and I am a collector if you will.
I had visit Andoran once it is not a bad place but at a same time it has it flaws as ever nation has and it your choice to tell me what happen there.
But what of the bats?
The bats got everywhere and their little blood-draining teeth hurt so much and they got in my hair and they had sick on them and eeeew it was naaaasty.
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Bats are quite a annoyance.
Next question what is your favorite nation?
Varisia. In large part because it's NOT a nation. It's a bunch of city states and wilderness regions, with no centralized government being all pushy about how they think everyone is supposed to live and act... but not completely unsettled so there's plenty of places to go to relax and have a good time without worrying about never knowing when you're gonna get your next bath or well-prepared meal or talented entertainment.
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But here the next question how was your first adventure?
Exciting and scary and profitable and memorable and dirty and stabsy.
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I see.
Alright to ask if you past the star stone test what kind of goddess would you try to be?
What makes you think I'm not already a Goddess?
AKA the kind of Goddess you'd least expect, just to keep you on your toes.
If you could sneak attack one person, who would it be?
I bet it’s not me!