Here, here! Hear, hear! !?!
All hail Leafar!
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@VM mercenario--My master is too busy plotting your gruesome demise, heathen, to be bothered with spelling.
@Dorkmash--Budweiser is the king of beer. Also, I only have PC class levels, cur!
Honestly budweiser is swill but I would not expect someone like yourself to know the difference.
Maybe you should have taken ranks in taste because obviously you don't have any, either that or you failed your wisdom check because you continue to post as an imaginary character Lacy the Loser or Looney I can't remember which it was. Not to worry your time is drawing to a close and it has nothing to do with that half baked theory because someone forgot to finish their calendar that means the world will end.
So stockboy get back to work.
B-but... It says it's the king of beers right on the can! One would think the king of beers would have to be pretty good beer.
Oh, well, it's not important. Leafar will lead us into the 4th dimension while we groove to the hip sounds of the 5th dimension on our journey away from the end of time. I'll drink a Bud to your memory as you and all the other unbelievers vanish from time and space.
Oh, a bounty? *Draws a pair of artifact lances* *shapeshifts into a Large weretiger* *drinks mutagen* *starts rage* *declares smite on Acolyte Doodlebug* *starts judgement on Acolyte Doodlebug* *has a dozen of buff spells cast on him by cohort caster, including improved invisibility* *charges Doodlebug*
RAGESMITEJUDGEMENTMUTAGENSNEAKATTACKDUALWIELDINGLANCEPOUNCECRITICAL
*Stands at the bottom of the resulting crater while atoms of the former Acolyte Doodlebug are spread across a dozen different dimensions and pieces of the goblins soul are sent to both the Abyss and the nine Hells to suffer for eternity*
Any other goblins want to mess with the epic level gestalt DMPC? Anyone?
You will get you rants when I'm done making them. It takes time to come up with a good rant.
Also, I have decided that Leafar does not exist. So, therefore why am I responding to him?
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You will get you rants when I'm done making them. It takes time to come up with a good rant.
Also, I have decided that Leafar does not exist. So, therefore why am I responding to him?
I am amazed that there are people arguing over whether I exist or not. It amazes me that this is what you chose to talk about as the world is about to come to an end in 11 months. I see myself in a mirror everyday, so I know I exist. However, believe what you want. In the end it won't matter anyway................
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Oh, a bounty? *Draws a pair of artifact lances* *shapeshifts into a Large weretiger* *drinks mutagen* *starts rage* *declares smite on Acolyte Doodlebug* *starts judgement on Acolyte Doodlebug* *has a dozen of buff spells cast on him by cohort caster, including improved invisibility* *charges Doodlebug*
RAGESMITEJUDGEMENTMUTAGENSNEAKATTACKDUALWIELDINGLANCEPOUNCECRITICAL
*Stands at the bottom of the resulting crater while atoms of the former Acolyte Doodlebug are spread across a dozen different dimensions and pieces of the goblins soul are sent to both the Abyss and the nine Hells to suffer for eternity*
Any other goblins want to mess with the epic level gestalt DMPC? Anyone?
I can cast epic level spells in my sleep. I could stop the end of time if I wanted to, but you know I won't. Your spells are like cantrips to me...
I can cast epic level spells in my sleep. I could stop the end of time if I wanted to, but you know I won't. Your spells are like cantrips to me...Oh, a bounty? *Draws a pair of artifact lances* *shapeshifts into a Large weretiger* *drinks mutagen* *starts rage* *declares smite on Acolyte Doodlebug* *starts judgement on Acolyte Doodlebug* *has a dozen of buff spells cast on him by cohort caster, including improved invisibility* *charges Doodlebug*
RAGESMITEJUDGEMENTMUTAGENSNEAKATTACKDUALWIELDINGLANCEPOUNCECRITICAL
*Stands at the bottom of the resulting crater while atoms of the former Acolyte Doodlebug are spread across a dozen different dimensions and pieces of the goblins soul are sent to both the Abyss and the nine Hells to suffer for eternity*
Any other goblins want to mess with the epic level gestalt DMPC? Anyone?
1- "I can do it but I won't" means "I really can't but I'll never admit it". Everybody knows.
2- I didn't even cast any spells. How bad is your perception? That was all in plain view with lots of sound. That is a DC 0 with bonus to your roll. Even if you rolled a one you should have noticed it. Unless your Wisdom is really, really low...Well, huh, that explains a lot now, doesn't it?
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I can cast epic level spells in my sleep. I could stop the end of time if I wanted to, but you know I won't. Your spells are like cantrips to me...Oh, a bounty? *Draws a pair of artifact lances* *shapeshifts into a Large weretiger* *drinks mutagen* *starts rage* *declares smite on Acolyte Doodlebug* *starts judgement on Acolyte Doodlebug* *has a dozen of buff spells cast on him by cohort caster, including improved invisibility* *charges Doodlebug*
RAGESMITEJUDGEMENTMUTAGENSNEAKATTACKDUALWIELDINGLANCEPOUNCECRITICAL
*Stands at the bottom of the resulting crater while atoms of the former Acolyte Doodlebug are spread across a dozen different dimensions and pieces of the goblins soul are sent to both the Abyss and the nine Hells to suffer for eternity*
Any other goblins want to mess with the epic level gestalt DMPC? Anyone?1- "I can do it but I won't" means "I really can't but I'll never admit it". Everybody knows.
2- I didn't even cast any spells. How bad is your perception? That was all in plain view with lots of sound. That is a DC 0 with bonus to your roll. Even if you rolled a one you should have noticed it. Unless your Wisdom is really, really low...
Well, huh, that explains a lot now, doesn't it?
You still roll dice??? Man, I stopped needing to roll dice 20 levels ago...
You still roll dice??? Man, I stopped needing to roll dice 20 levels ago...I can cast epic level spells in my sleep. I could stop the end of time if I wanted to, but you know I won't. Your spells are like cantrips to me...Oh, a bounty? *Draws a pair of artifact lances* *shapeshifts into a Large weretiger* *drinks mutagen* *starts rage* *declares smite on Acolyte Doodlebug* *starts judgement on Acolyte Doodlebug* *has a dozen of buff spells cast on him by cohort caster, including improved invisibility* *charges Doodlebug*
RAGESMITEJUDGEMENTMUTAGENSNEAKATTACKDUALWIELDINGLANCEPOUNCECRITICAL
*Stands at the bottom of the resulting crater while atoms of the former Acolyte Doodlebug are spread across a dozen different dimensions and pieces of the goblins soul are sent to both the Abyss and the nine Hells to suffer for eternity*
Any other goblins want to mess with the epic level gestalt DMPC? Anyone?1- "I can do it but I won't" means "I really can't but I'll never admit it". Everybody knows.
2- I didn't even cast any spells. How bad is your perception? That was all in plain view with lots of sound. That is a DC 0 with bonus to your roll. Even if you rolled a one you should have noticed it. Unless your Wisdom is really, really low...
Well, huh, that explains a lot now, doesn't it?
And you still failed miserably on a check that a level one NPC wouldn't even have to roll. What does that say about you, I wonder?
Maybe Laeafar the Loud-mouth is actually a level one warrior with really low Wisdom? That would explain everything, don't you guys think?
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You still roll dice??? Man, I stopped needing to roll dice 20 levels ago...I can cast epic level spells in my sleep. I could stop the end of time if I wanted to, but you know I won't. Your spells are like cantrips to me...Oh, a bounty? *Draws a pair of artifact lances* *shapeshifts into a Large weretiger* *drinks mutagen* *starts rage* *declares smite on Acolyte Doodlebug* *starts judgement on Acolyte Doodlebug* *has a dozen of buff spells cast on him by cohort caster, including improved invisibility* *charges Doodlebug*
RAGESMITEJUDGEMENTMUTAGENSNEAKATTACKDUALWIELDINGLANCEPOUNCECRITICAL
*Stands at the bottom of the resulting crater while atoms of the former Acolyte Doodlebug are spread across a dozen different dimensions and pieces of the goblins soul are sent to both the Abyss and the nine Hells to suffer for eternity*
Any other goblins want to mess with the epic level gestalt DMPC? Anyone?1- "I can do it but I won't" means "I really can't but I'll never admit it". Everybody knows.
2- I didn't even cast any spells. How bad is your perception? That was all in plain view with lots of sound. That is a DC 0 with bonus to your roll. Even if you rolled a one you should have noticed it. Unless your Wisdom is really, really low...
Well, huh, that explains a lot now, doesn't it?And you still failed miserably on a check that a level one NPC wouldn't even have to roll. What does that say about you, I wonder?
Maybe Laeafar the Loud-mouth is actually a level one warrior with really low Wisdom? That would explain everything, don't you guys think?
I am level infinity! I taught E. Gary Gygax how to play D&D!!!!
I was there when my Lord and Master sketched up Blackmoor for Dave Arneson!
[Deep within a bunker in Free New Hampshire, Doodlebug Anklebiter, leader of the Goblin Resistance and devoted zealot of Leafar the Loved, composes a missive to the self-fancied Lord Gruumash., Despot of New England]
Dear Dorkmash,
Do you have intention of attending TotalCon in Mansfield the end of February? If so, I shall meet you with d20s at dawn, good sir! Honor shall be satisfied!
DA,
Acolyte of Leafar the Loved
Hate when both the demons and the devils find someone so annoying that they have to send him back. First time I seen it happen to a goblin.
New rant incoming. You have been warned.
JMD031’s Infamous Rants. Brought to you by some corporate industry. Anyways, this rant is supposed to be about root canals. I’ve never had a root canal so I really can’t rant about them. But I have been to the dentist and I can rant about that. Do you know what (expletive deleted) me off about dentist? When these (expletive deleted) guys have their hands in your mouth and they talk to you. What the (expletive deleted) is that about? Do you know how hard it is to talk with someone’s (expletive deleted) hands in your mouth? And what’s with all the pain inducing tools? Seriously, if it wasn’t for the fact that you could die from diseases of the mouth, I’d be perfectly fine with getting rid of the whole profession. What really gets me is these guys know less than a doctor but charge just as much as a doctor. Is it really worth that much just to look at someone’s teeth? Sometimes I wish I would have become a dentist so I’d have a reason to hate myself. Seriously, the only profession that (expletive deleted) me off more are cable repair technicians. “I’ll be over to your house to overcharge you for cable sometime between tomorrow at 8AM and then end of the year. If you are not home at that time you’ll have to call back and reschedule for the end of never. [insert evil laughter here]” I think there is a special place in hell for these (expletive deleted) people. Cable TV just pisses me off anyways. How can you have over a thousand channels of content and still have (expletive deleted) nothing on? Where was I? Oh, I’m supposed to talk about root canals, well (expletive deleted) that. That is a stupid topic and whoever came up with it needs to come up with better ones. Ok, rant done. Tune in next time for a rant about TOZ…(dun, dun, dunnnnn!).
They look good enough. Want some cabbages too?
I hate cabbage.
Remaining topics to rant about:
TOZ
llamas
That (expletive deleted) guy who said I should stop ranting.
Leafar the Lost
Followers of Leafar the Lost
Updated list. And I kept my promise of adding a rant before Sunday.
Apparently my rant has satisfied all of you. Or there happens to be something good on TV...
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I was there when my Lord and Master sketched up Blackmoor for Dave Arneson!
I was there when E. Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson fist came up with Chainmail. I gave them the idea to turn it into a roleplaying game. I came with with the first class ideas. I had a vision that one day it would turn into D&D and change the world as we know it! I also saw the abomination that is D&D 4th edition, but I could not tell them that. It would have broken their hearts to know that the game they created (actually I did) would one day be corrupted into a horrific RPG. Now stop posting on this thread.
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Be silent, your time has passed.
Hello, my Lord and Master!
I was there when my Lord and Master sketched up Blackmoor for Dave Arneson!I was there when E. Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson fist came up with Chainmail. I gave them the idea to turn it into a roleplaying game. I came with with the first class ideas. I had a vision that one day it would turn into D&D and change the world as we know it! I also saw the abomination that is D&D 4th edition, but I could not tell them that. It would have broken their hearts to know that the game they created (actually I did) would one day be corrupted into a horrific RPG. Now stop posting on this thread.
Now this is some serious tripping. You either need more medication or less. Either way the dose seems to be wrong.
None dare deny the mighty words of Lord Leafar. None!
I said NONE!
I was there when E. Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson fist came up with Chainmail. I gave them the idea to turn it into a roleplaying game. I came with with the first class ideas. I had a vision that one day it would turn into D&D and change the world as we know it! I also saw the abomination that is D&D 4th edition, but I could not tell them that. It would have broken their hearts to know that the game they created (actually I did) would one day be corrupted into a horrific RPG. Now stop posting on this thread.
fist came up with
fist
LOL!
Now this is some serious tripping. You either need more medication or less. Either way the dose seems to be wrong.I was there when my Lord and Master sketched up Blackmoor for Dave Arneson!I was there when E. Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson fist came up with Chainmail. I gave them the idea to turn it into a roleplaying game. I came with with the first class ideas. I had a vision that one day it would turn into D&D and change the world as we know it! I also saw the abomination that is D&D 4th edition, but I could not tell them that. It would have broken their hearts to know that the game they created (actually I did) would one day be corrupted into a horrific RPG. Now stop posting on this thread.
Maybe he needs stronger meds. Oh wait...he doesn't exist.
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Maybe he needs stronger meds. Oh wait...he doesn't exist.Now this is some serious tripping. You either need more medication or less. Either way the dose seems to be wrong.I was there when my Lord and Master sketched up Blackmoor for Dave Arneson!I was there when E. Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson fist came up with Chainmail. I gave them the idea to turn it into a roleplaying game. I came with with the first class ideas. I had a vision that one day it would turn into D&D and change the world as we know it! I also saw the abomination that is D&D 4th edition, but I could not tell them that. It would have broken their hearts to know that the game they created (actually I did) would one day be corrupted into a horrific RPG. Now stop posting on this thread.
I hate to break the news to you like this, but it is you that doesn't really exist. Everything you know is a lie. When you are ready for the truth, you know where to find me...
No, master! Don't do it! Don't share the precious truth with these blaspheming infidels!
Or if you do, do it like Zeus with Semele! Burn, motherf#@@ers, burn!
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No, master! Don't do it! Don't share the precious truth with these blaspheming infidels!
Or if you do, do it like Zeus with Semele! Burn, m~~@~@%~*+**s, burn!
He has until December 21, 2012, to accept the truth...
Maybe he needs stronger meds. Oh wait...he doesn't exist.Now this is some serious tripping. You either need more medication or less. Either way the dose seems to be wrong.I was there when my Lord and Master sketched up Blackmoor for Dave Arneson!I was there when E. Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson fist came up with Chainmail. I gave them the idea to turn it into a roleplaying game. I came with with the first class ideas. I had a vision that one day it would turn into D&D and change the world as we know it! I also saw the abomination that is D&D 4th edition, but I could not tell them that. It would have broken their hearts to know that the game they created (actually I did) would one day be corrupted into a horrific RPG. Now stop posting on this thread.
Maybe he needs strong inexistent meds.
Maybe he needs strong inexistent meds.Maybe he needs stronger meds. Oh wait...he doesn't exist.Now this is some serious tripping. You either need more medication or less. Either way the dose seems to be wrong.I was there when my Lord and Master sketched up Blackmoor for Dave Arneson!I was there when E. Gary Gygax and Dave Arneson fist came up with Chainmail. I gave them the idea to turn it into a roleplaying game. I came with with the first class ideas. I had a vision that one day it would turn into D&D and change the world as we know it! I also saw the abomination that is D&D 4th edition, but I could not tell them that. It would have broken their hearts to know that the game they created (actually I did) would one day be corrupted into a horrific RPG. Now stop posting on this thread.
Maybe
Ebyam.
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The malfeasance displayed by most of the illegal posters on this thread is truly troubling. I will be glad when the world, and time itself, ends on December 21, 2012...
Heathen dog! The word of Leafar is the law! And he who breaks the law shall go to the house of pain! And that law is: don't reply to this thread! And, um...
[Looks around wildly and throws himself at Leafar's well-manicured feet]
Forgive me, master!
Embracing the truth and beauty of the true religion of Leafar the Lost has made my life purposeful and happy. I know a joy that the nonbelievers will never experience, and revel in the sure knowledge that I will survive the end of time through Leafar's magic, or whatever.
As a side benefit, I'm 56% more smug, too!
Only 56%? Well, you're a neophyte. Give it a few more weeks and your smugness levels will be through the roof!
(Hmm, italics didn't work. Maybe I'll try bold.)
The word of Leafar is the law!
A conjugation of the verb "to be". As in, "The word of Leafar IS the law."
Damn it! How do I underline, master?
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Only my Acolytes are worthy to post on this thread. They have accepted the Law of Leafar and they will join me in the Realm Beyond Time when EVERYTHING ends on December 21, 2012. Everything will end, except for my Realm of course...
Last post of the page! Woohoo! I rock!
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[Deep within a bunker in Free New Hampshire, Doodlebug Anklebiter, leader of the Goblin Resistance and devoted zealot of Leafar the Loved, composes a missive to the self-fancied Lord Gruumash., Despot of New England]
Dear Dorkmash,
Do you have intention of attending TotalCon in Mansfield the end of February? If so, I shall meet you with d20s at dawn, good sir! Honor shall be satisfied!
DA,
Acolyte of Leafar the Loved
Dear Traitor Doodblebug,
I actually have never attended a CON in my life. But that does not mean I won't attend. What are the dates of this said TOTALCON? I may decide to meet you there and watch you squirm as you gaze in awe of my mighty person.
Gruumash
PS: Why do you incist on pretending this Lanfear character you created exists? We all know the truth now that he does not exist.