As evidenced by my nudity.
Wow, I hate those almost as much as being asked to go to a costume party for New Years. Unfortunately my mind is blank.
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I need a "fun fact" about myself. These are always deceptively difficult to come up with.
That's not a shield your avvy is holding. It's a codpiece.
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Something dirty would be hilarious.
"I can fit an entire banana in my mouth."
"I own a vast collection of ball-gags, including every color of the rainbow."
"I was once caught having sex in public, but the cop let me go with a warning."
"I've visited every glory hole in Nevada."
The department administrator would probably find any of those hilarious, but would probably not use them.
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"I was once caught having sex in public, but the cop let me go with a warning."
...let's improve that one.
"I was once caught having sex in public, but the cop didn't want any trouble with his superior, so he had to let me go as well."
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Bow down to the might of Doctor Hoot!
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"My friend J once had a large bottle of home-made strawberry wine explode in her airing cupboard. Her whole house smelled like summer for months."
When my uncle was a kid (circa 1978), he smuggled home a case of beer and hid it inside a baby grand piano. Unfortunately, it was the dead of summer, and you can imagine what happened.
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Now I expect a number of sneaky attempt to provide Charlie with Dr Pepper from FAWTLies just to see the effects.I would never give Charlie Dr Pepper.
~Picks up 2 liter of Mt Dew and walks off in search of old can of Jolt Cola.~
You ought to be ashamed.
5-hour energy and/or Red Bull would be much more effective.
Me ashamed? But I have no shame.
The offside-rule explained in the geekish wayThis makes even less sense.
agreed.
And And horrible it is. :-)
Yeerg! Arrgh!When y kids hear that they run into the living room screaming "Dr Horrible!!!"
I thought to were gonna let me microwave them!
And And horrible it is. :-)Hush you. Or I'll share the pics of you holding the Whedon collection and grinning like a whore at a boy's school. :PYeerg! Arrgh!When y kids hear that they run into the living room screaming "Dr Horrible!!!"
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I thought to were gonna let me microwave them!And And horrible it is. :-)Hush you. Or I'll share the pics of you holding the Whedon collection and grinning like a whore at a boy's school. :PYeerg! Arrgh!When y kids hear that they run into the living room screaming "Dr Horrible!!!"
If left up to me I would've. All but Firefly stuff, I like that. The rest I tried to stuff into your bags while you weren't looking but SHE caught me.
I would have gone skeet shooting or made them into coasters.
I thought to were gonna let me microwave them!If left up to me I would've. All but Firefly stuff, I like that. The rest I tried to stuff into your bags while you weren't looking but SHE caught me.And And horrible it is. :-)Hush you. Or I'll share the pics of you holding the Whedon collection and grinning like a whore at a boy's school. :PYeerg! Arrgh!When y kids hear that they run into the living room screaming "Dr Horrible!!!"
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I would have gone skeet shooting or made them into coasters.I thought to were gonna let me microwave them!If left up to me I would've. All but Firefly stuff, I like that. The rest I tried to stuff into your bags while you weren't looking but SHE caught me.And And horrible it is. :-)Hush you. Or I'll share the pics of you holding the Whedon collection and grinning like a whore at a boy's school. :PYeerg! Arrgh!When y kids hear that they run into the living room screaming "Dr Horrible!!!"
I know. Why do you think I tried it. >:)
Ahhhh Hate, so close to Love!
Embrace the love FHDM.
:P
"I Love my job"?!?
Nah. I tried it. Still here.
On the up side, I AM getting to play with multiple fly rigs for Peter Pan, and swordfighting with pirates! ;)
Ahhhh Hate, so close to Love!
Embrace the love FHDM.
:P
I would gleefully hug those dvds until they were crushed into a fine powder. Does that show love?
Heh heh
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So that's where Cardassians come from...
I think Kim Cardassian got the saline shots in her butt cheeks.
That's gotta be about the goofiest thing I ever done seen.
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I would gleefully hug those dvds until they were crushed into a fine powder. Does that show love?Ahhhh Hate, so close to Love!
Embrace the love FHDM.
:P
goood morning FaWtL
Good morning, aeglos.
I should go back to bed, i guess.
I was in the pub yesterday because gaming was canceled
had a couple of ciders and played Skat with teo friends
does anyone know Skat?
It is the most important germna card game, it is complicated, abstract and has a ton of strange rules (like this:
the dealer gives out 3 cards to every player, then two cards to the middle, 4 to each player than 3 to each player, then player 3 starts the bidding to player two until one of them foulds than the dealing players starts bidding.....)
there is even an international Skat court of Law (in Germany with 7 german and 2 non germna members) you can call on them in the case of disputes in organized club play or tournaments
Good morning, aeglos.
I should go back to bed, i guess.
sleep thight again, Treppa
Can't sleep, but too tired to get any work done. F@++ my life.
hang in ther Shiny, times will change, don't lose hope
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sleep thight again, TreppaGood morning, aeglos.
I should go back to bed, i guess.
This is my new favorite word. :-)
Dear god man, that movie was truly awful. Why, why WHY?!
Today is bad decision day. First, I decided to drink coffee and whiskey when I've been having stomach problems. And then I watched Highlander: The Source. Why do I do this to myself?
good morning Freehold
How are you and the future Mrs. Aeglos doing?
I saw another one of those "possums" last night when I was in Central Park.
Morning *yawn*
Night with board games. Friend has a nice house, except it is on the other side of the world... Thankfully from the start we planned that he will drive us all back home.
With any reasonable excuse for tantrum or just because?
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Then I found a text from my wife. She's crazy.
Since I mentioned to her that Charlie had a fever yesterday and seems to have a bad cold, she decided to change her flight back from Hawaii.
So now, instead of arriving back in Philly at 1320 on Sunday, she's arriving at 0720 on...Sunday. A whole 6 hours earlier.
Like I said, crazy.