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I love that my computer keeps telling me that there's nothing wrong with it whenever I turn it on.


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Well of course it does.

If you're nekkid you'd turn on anything - even a computer. And there's nothing wrong with that.

Scarab Sages

Good morning to all my beloved FAWTLY Folk! Remember, you are each unique - like little snow flakes falling on a cold winter morning.

Scarab Sages

The boy is getting better about being dropped off at daycare. He doesn't start crying until we are about to leave.

Scarab Sages

Speaking of....yesterday when we picked him up, they informed us that he had been jumping head first into the ball pit (yes, the lucky little turds have a ball pit). Then he'd burst forth laughing, climb out, and do it all again.

That's my boy...


Why does he cry? Do they mistreat kids there or something?

Scarab Sages

Almost at the evilbad place. Time to go earn my pay while I still can. Word is there might be furloughs coming.


Icyshadow wrote:
Why does he cry? Do they mistreat kids there or something?

Small kids can have a hard time seeing their parents leave. It usually goes away after a few weeks. (Longest I experienced during my temping years was 2 weeks, and the oldest I saw it in was a 6-year old boy at preschool.


Okay, now I'm just plain pissed off...

...friend walked off on me when I pointed out he's been hanging around with an a-hole of a person.


Can't save people from themselves and their own choices.

Scarab Sages

A gift of beer is a wonderful thing.


Sleep. It did not happen much. Despite crashing early.

RPG Superstar 2012

Sorry to hear that Icyshadow. I hope he comes back around.


Orthos wrote:
Sleep. It did not happen much. Despite crashing early.

Bummer. Is that common?

Silver Crusade

Morning, all. What did I miss?

RPG Superstar 2012

Celestial Healer wrote:
Morning, all. What did I miss?

My inability to grasp the concept of "square feet"?

Sovereign Court

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::looks down::

They are not square!!! Large, sure. If I wore traditional Dutch wooden shoes I could float on them like boats, sure. But NOT SQUARE.

...more oblong-ish...


Jess Door wrote:

::looks down::

They are not square!!! Large, sure. If I wore traditional Dutch wooden shoes I could float on them like boats, sure. But NOT SQUARE.

...more oblong-ish...

I loved that show... And those funky wooden shoes.


Bitter Thorn wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Sleep. It did not happen much. Despite crashing early.
Bummer. Is that common?

Not really. Usually it takes a while for me to get to sleep - my brain won't shut up - but once I'm out I'm out all night.

Last night was just a bunch of drifting in and out of various states of dozing between tossing and turning. The one time I nearly was out I woke up coughing and choking.


UM,What TF does "FaWTL" stand for anyway, this has bothered my sensibilities for months now?


Forums Are Way Too Long

Scarab Sages

Conundrum wrote:
UM,What TF does "FaWTL" stand for anyway, this has bothered my sensibilities for months now?

sniff, sniff

Brainnnnssss......?

Scarab Sages

Orthos wrote:
Forums Are Way Too Long

Indeed! We took it as a challenge to create a thread that would reach 551 pages, since (at the time) it had never actually been done. The rest, as they say, is history.....

...history littered with the broken remains of the earlier FAWTLy threads as each one reached the limits of its then potential and disrupted the delicate space-time continuum in which this messageboard operates.

Scarab Sages

Celestial Healer wrote:
Morning, all. What did I miss?

Well, Gary's attempt to use the mystic arts to unleash a snowpocalypse was caught on video and soon became a popular Youtube hit. Meanwhile, Mike and Jess plotted to use their knowledge of genetic engineering to produce the world's first square-footed human. And, across town Scott and Steve's cross-country pilgrimage to Houston took a turn for the comical when....No, wait! That's my soap opera.


<Sigh>
There just isn't enough coffee,...

Any chance of a decent job in Houston? It wouldn't take much to convince me to move right now. :(

Although, as was pointed out on the last page, I would probably get hosed on the selling my current house. ;P


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Aberzombie wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Morning, all. What did I miss?
Well, Gary's attempt to use the mystic arts to unleash a snowpocalypse was caught on video and soon became a popular Youtube hit. Meanwhile, Mike and Jess plotted to use their knowledge of genetic engineering to produce the world's first square-footed human. And, across town Scott and Steve's cross-country pilgrimage to Houston took a turn for the comical when....No, wait! That's my soap opera.

Yes! I'm a YouTube superstar! Take that, rpg superstar!


Ragadolf wrote:

<Sigh>

There just isn't enough coffee,...

Any chance of a decent job in Houston? It wouldn't take much to convince me to move right now. :(

Although, as was pointed out on the last page, I would probably get hosed on the selling my current house. ;P

I hear it's wall to wall hot chicks there. Does this help?

Scarab Sages

Freehold DM wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Morning, all. What did I miss?
Well, Gary's attempt to use the mystic arts to unleash a snowpocalypse was caught on video and soon became a popular Youtube hit. Meanwhile, Mike and Jess plotted to use their knowledge of genetic engineering to produce the world's first square-footed human. And, across town Scott and Steve's cross-country pilgrimage to Houston took a turn for the comical when....No, wait! That's my soap opera.
Yes! I'm a YouTube superstar! Takerthat, rpg superstar!

Well, it was either that or you were going to accidently rip a hole in the space-time continuum and unleash an otherworldy entity on an unsuspecting populace. But that didn't poll well with our test audience.


Freehold DM wrote:
Ragadolf wrote:

<Sigh>

There just isn't enough coffee,...

Any chance of a decent job in Houston? It wouldn't take much to convince me to move right now. :(

Although, as was pointed out on the last page, I would probably get hosed on the selling my current house. ;P

I hear it's wall to wall hot chicks there. Does this help?

Works for me! :)

(My WIFE might have something to say about that though,...) ;P

Scarab Sages

Ragadolf wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Ragadolf wrote:

<Sigh>

There just isn't enough coffee,...

Any chance of a decent job in Houston? It wouldn't take much to convince me to move right now. :(

Although, as was pointed out on the last page, I would probably get hosed on the selling my current house. ;P

I hear it's wall to wall hot chicks there. Does this help?

Works for me! :)

(My WIFE might have something to say about that though,...) ;P

They always do.


Yeah... Women object to being used as walls. How odd.


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In other news, got to play Council of Thieves for the first time in a month on Monday. I missed my snarky sorceress.

We also met the stuckup actor, who has been promptly nicknamed Ruffles McJerkin because his real name is annoyingly long and Gwyn can't be arsed to remember it.


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I preferred Brat Pitt.


hi everyone,

good luck HD ( so this is propably to late for him to read it)

did any FaWtL make it into the second superstar round?

Sovereign Court

Ragadolf wrote:

<Sigh>

There just isn't enough coffee,...

Any chance of a decent job in Houston? It wouldn't take much to convince me to move right now. :(

Although, as was pointed out on the last page, I would probably get hosed on the selling my current house. ;P

Well, it depends on what field you're in. I'm in IT, and when I got pissed at my old boss, I had a new job lined up with a 25% pay bump in 4 business days.


What happened to HoustonDerek, btw? I gathered he was going to prison or something?


Aberzombie wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Aberzombie wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Morning, all. What did I miss?
Well, Gary's attempt to use the mystic arts to unleash a snowpocalypse was caught on video and soon became a popular Youtube hit. Meanwhile, Mike and Jess plotted to use their knowledge of genetic engineering to produce the world's first square-footed human. And, across town Scott and Steve's cross-country pilgrimage to Houston took a turn for the comical when....No, wait! That's my soap opera.
Yes! I'm a YouTube superstar! Takerthat, rpg superstar!
Well, it was either that or you were going to accidently rip a hole in the space-time continuum and unleash an otherworldy entity on an unsuspecting populace. But that didn't poll well with our test audience.

I don't understand why. Yog sothoth tells me regularly that he just wants to bring us love and peace.


Sissyl wrote:
What happened to HoustonDerek, btw? I gathered he was going to prison or something?

He violated his parole terms a while back, and is now finishing out the remainder of his previous sentence


Scintillae wrote:
I preferred Brat Pitt.

Poor English-speakers, you miss hilarity which is introducing NPCs named "brat Pitt" (brat means brother in Polish, which made monk - in the European sense, not oriental - called brother Pitt or variations of thereof a common joke on various sessions).


Jess Door wrote:
Ragadolf wrote:

<Sigh>

There just isn't enough coffee,...

Any chance of a decent job in Houston? It wouldn't take much to convince me to move right now. :(

Although, as was pointed out on the last page, I would probably get hosed on the selling my current house. ;P

Well, it depends on what field you're in. I'm in IT, and when I got pissed at my old boss, I had a new job lined up with a 25% pay bump in 4 business days.

Wow. Must be nice! :)

Sadly, I was not smart enough to go into IT, my misspent youth and all of my degrees are in theater. Lots of fun, but never pays very well, or have a high turnover rate. (When we get a job, we try to keep it!) :)

My old college roommate (Also in IT) takes every opportunity to rub it in and tell me, "I told you so!" ;P


That lovely feeling of waking up with a bladder that's close to bursting... *moves very fast*

Sovereign Court

If it helps, the pay bump was because I was severely underpaid at my previous position. :) I figure I"m about where I should be right now.

I went the very boring practical route when pursuing my degree.


Kajehase wrote:
That lovely feeling of waking up with a bladder that's close to bursting... *moves very fast*

Uh, are we taking water?


Drejk wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
That lovely feeling of waking up with a bladder that's close to bursting... *moves very fast*
Uh, are we taking water?

The bilge pumps have fixed the problem now.


Drejk wrote:
Scintillae wrote:
I preferred Brat Pitt.
Poor English-speakers, you miss hilarity which is introducing NPCs named "brat Pitt" (brat means brother in Polish, which made monk - in the European sense, not oriental - called brother Pitt or variations of thereof a common joke on various sessions).

That's kinda cool!

Liberty's Edge

I'm ready to break some skulls. I traded in one of my guitars to put in a deposit on a better one. When I went in today to pay for the rest of it, I found that not only had the owner of the music store jacked up the price by $50, he'd stolen a $30 cable out of my bag. I confronted him about this, and was told "you can't prove that I did any of that." So yeah, basically I just got f$~+ed in the ass.


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
I'm ready to break some skulls. I traded in one of my guitars to put in a deposit on a better one. When I went in today to pay for the rest of it, I found that not only had the owner of the music store jacked up the price by $50, he'd stolen a $30 cable out of my bag. I confronted him about this, and was told "you can't prove that I did any of that." So yeah, basically I just got f@!%ed in the ass.

It's time to rip someone a new corn chute.


Orthos wrote:
Bitter Thorn wrote:
Orthos wrote:
Sleep. It did not happen much. Despite crashing early.
Bummer. Is that common?

Not really. Usually it takes a while for me to get to sleep - my brain won't shut up - but once I'm out I'm out all night.

Last night was just a bunch of drifting in and out of various states of dozing between tossing and turning. The one time I nearly was out I woke up coughing and choking.

I hope you feel better soon.


The Eldritch Mr. Shiny wrote:
I'm ready to break some skulls. I traded in one of my guitars to put in a deposit on a better one. When I went in today to pay for the rest of it, I found that not only had the owner of the music store jacked up the price by $50, he'd stolen a $30 cable out of my bag. I confronted him about this, and was told "you can't prove that I did any of that." So yeah, basically I just got f@&~ed in the ass.

I hope he gets what's coming to him.


Report him to the Better Business Bureau.

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