Deep 6 FaWtL

[Mothman]

Naked Human Centipede for totp?

[Mothman]

Aberzombie wrote:

Speaking of meetings: Does anyone else have a problem with the growing exponentially in both size and scope?

I was in a meeting yesterday, attendants were two architects, a builder, a council officer, a building inspector / certifier, a fire brigade officer and two fire engineers ... at one point about half an hour in one of the guys spoke up with, “So what exactly is the point of having this meeting?”

[Mothman]

And after that long and somewhat pointless meeting, why oh why did I waste yet more of my time when I got back by posting in a paladin thread?

[Id Vicious]

Callous Jack wrote:

Ah...thank you thread blocker. No more whining and wringing of hands about fascist Arizona...

Arizona? I've never heard of it...

Wait! Yes, I remember! That's the mythical land to the west, from whence came Spoony!

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Mothman wrote:

Naked Human Centipede for totp?

THE HUMAN SPIDER!

NSFW

[Ambrosia Slaad]

Celestial Healer wrote:

My partner did not get the teaching job.

That's too bad.

Spoiler:

He seems to be a naturally gifted photographer. Has he considered something like Teresa Berg's project to help more pets become adopted? It would get him out of the apartment and exercising his talent, and at the same time, helping needing pets find loving homes.

Celestial Healer wrote:

Here's hoping that the new job for me comes through. It would be a lot more money, and better work.

Add my +1 to the hopes and best wishes for you on your possible job.

(You too, Taig and Urizen.)

[Mike Welham]

Ambrosia Slaad wrote:

(You too, Taig and Urizen.)

Thanks, Amby!

I have a rant to share about my experience today, but I will have to wait to do that later. :)

[Crimson Jester]

Mothman wrote:

Naked Human Centipede for totp?

lets not.

[Professor Paladin]

Next to lovin', I like fightin'
I like fighting -- it's excitin'!
Next to lovin' I like fightin' best!

Anti-paladin's a pest,
Smite that bastard then I'll rest!
Next to lovin' I like fightin' best!
Next to lovin' I like fightin'...
BEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeST!

[Moorluck]

<.<

>.>

Spoiler:

BOO!!!

[Emperor7]

Reason #534 of why the human race should be destroyed -

Linky

If you dare

[Moorluck]

Emperor7 wrote:

Reason #534 of why the human race should be destroyed -

Linky

If you dare

Shit. I'm the gawddamn LPM b@&#~. There's nothing I won't da.....

OH GOD, IT BURNS!!!!!

[TriOmegaZero]

Prime example of how entertainment was just as crappy in the old days as it is today.

[Mairkurion {tm}]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

Prime example of how entertainment was just as crappy in the old days as it is today.

Now I know why people are making threads about OTD needing to be more entertaining. This post failed to entertain me at all. A prime example of crap, indeed, but I don't know what it has to do with the old days. The days before HOT LINKS?

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

huzzah!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Aberzombie wrote:

Aberzombie's Really Grim Fairy Tales:

The Liar Who Got What He Deserved, and Then Some

A young man who had once left his sister to the not-so-tender mercies of a fierce ogre was riding through the woods when he came upon a familiar clearing. It was the clearing where he'd abandoned his sister to the monster. Later, he'd lied to his parents and told them she'd run off.

As the young man reminisced, his horse was startled by a sudden noise and threw him off. When he fell, he pierced his leg on a shard of bone sticking from the ground. As the man lay there bleeding, out from the woods stepped the same ogre from years before.

"I remember you." Said the Ogre. "You let me eat your sister."

"Please, oh terrible lord," Said the young man," I've hurt my leg. It was stabbed by this bone. Can you help me? I promise I'll give you 10 goats from my farm."

"Not this time, little liar." said the ogre.

So the ogre took the boy back to his home and did terrible, ogre things to him for an entire month. Then, finally, the ogre said, "Now I'm going to eat what's left of you, little liar, but I wanted you to know something first. That bone that pierced your leg and allowed me to catch you? It belonged to your sister."

The young liar screamed as he died.

The End?

I don't believe it.

[TriOmegaZero]

What, you think I'm your court jester, Leafy? Here to amuse and titillate you? I don't even have tits! You want I should flip a few pratfalls and put on a nice cap with bells? That what you want?

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Celestial Healer wrote:

My partner did not get the teaching job. Here's hoping that the new job for me comes through. It would be a lot more money, and better work.

bummer!

[Mairkurion Jr.]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

What, you think I'm your court jester, Leafy? Here to amuse and titillate you? I don't even have t~#$! You want I should flip a few pratfalls and put on a nice cap with bells? That what you want?

What? Oh, never mind now, Spanky is here!

[Lady Pood Pood]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

What, you think I'm your court jester, Leafy? Here to amuse and titillate you? I don't even have t&+$! You want I should flip a few pratfalls and put on a nice cap with bells? That what you want?

I didn't before now... tell you what, strip down, put on the leather chaps and nipple tassels, and show us how well you can dance.

[TriOmegaZero]

I'm sorry, me dancing is illegal in 37 of the 50 states.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Huzzah!

[Princess of Puke]

Ssssssssssssssspppppppppppppppppppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BluePigeon]

1966 individual messages since I've been gone. Wow! Looks like I have some catching up to do.

Hi everybody! Miss me?

[TriOmegaZero]

Nope. Who are you again? :)

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Is he one of those Goodfella birds? From that show?
Cartoon?

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Well, I missed BP. But uh, yeah...Tiny Toon Adventures. :-)

[Angry Bird]

~Narrows eyes~

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

What happened to British Petroleum?

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Angry Bird wrote:

~Narrows eyes~

<golfclap>

[BluePigeon]

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Well, I missed BP. But uh, yeah...Tiny Toon Adventures. :-)

Thanks you Mairkurion. Dealing with a new manager, district manager, and a regional manager for the last two weeks. Don't you just love the New Year already. I smell doom when it pertains to job security.

I'm playing in two new PBeM games. I'm crossing my fingers that they will last more than two months.

Also, I've weening myself off Skyrim with some success.

[Burning Midnight Oil]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

What happened to British Petroleum?

They're still pumping oil.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

huzzah b$!~+es!

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Burning Midnight Oil wrote:

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

What happened to British Petroleum?

They're still pumping oil.

Like Popeye!

[Mairkurion {tm}]

BluePigeon wrote:

Mairkurion {tm} wrote:

Well, I missed BP. But uh, yeah...Tiny Toon Adventures. :-)

Thanks you Mairkurion. Dealing with a new manager, district manager, and a regional manager for the last two weeks. Don't you just love the New Year already. I smell doom when it pertains to job security.

I'm playing in two new PBeM games. I'm crossing my fingers that they will last more than two months.

Also, I've weening myself off Skyrim with some success.

Yoiks! Well, it sounds like you are having realizations and taking steps.

[BluePigeon]

Crap. I still need to buy my copy of Kobold Quarterly #20.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Mothman wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

Twas an amazing film.

The Human Centipede? I haven't seen it and don't really plan to. A colleague of mine at work saw it and found it pretty 'meh'.

Didn't see it; it just sounds like something a fourth grader thought up. It's too goofy to be scary..

[Crimson Jester]

night all.

[TriOmegaZero]

Night CJ.

[Mothman]

cu CJ

[Mairkurion {tm}]

Wait! I wasn't done!

[houstonderek]

TriOmegaZero wrote:

I'm sorry, me dancing is illegal in 37 of the 50 states.

Is that only because you haven't danced in the other 13 yet?

[psionichamster]

As a certain mythical creature says, "huzzah!"

Last night on the overnight shift!

Plus, 6 days off coming up. For once, schedule changes are working in my favor.

Happy thoughts to all those looking for work and the like.

[Mike Welham]

minor interview rant:

My second phone interview with Amazon reverted to the annoying "What are the textbook answers to these questions?" which annoyed me the very first time I got a call. I kind of, maybe, see where they're going, but I've been doing this for 20 years, and I really shouldn't have to spend an hour telling you about hash tables at a basic level or go through a discussion about how to combine two sorted arrays. It's challenging, but not in the way they think--more of a "Oh, I have to study for my CSC 102 exam, so I better cram on my notes on B-Trees and Quick Sort." The job is for a *senior* engineer position; surely, we could talk about something a little more interesting. Especially when I ask how they use the things they just asked me about, and the response is, "Well we just use libraries." (which I did mention during the interview, just in case they wanted to make sure I was aware of libraries). I didn't get frustrated during the interview, and I answered the questions reasonably well, I think. So, I'll see. I am learning what kind of interview I'd like to give if it were me doing the interviewing. :)

[houstonderek]

taig wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

I just want to know if they're going to require you to cut off your breast as to not interfere with plying a bow in combat..

[TriOmegaZero]

houstonderek wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

I'm sorry, me dancing is illegal in 37 of the 50 states.

Is that only because you haven't danced in the other 13 yet?

I cannot confirm nor deny.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

houstonderek wrote:

taig wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

I just want to know if they're going to require you to cut off your breast as to not interfere with plying a bow in combat..

Every time somebody I know gets a job at Amazon, we get this same conversation.

I'm serious.

[Mike Welham]

Spanky the Leprechaun wrote:

houstonderek wrote:

taig wrote:

** spoiler omitted **

I just want to know if they're going to require you to cut off your breast as to not interfere with plying a bow in combat..

Every time somebody I know gets a job at Amazon, we get this same conversation.

I'm serious.

Weird. :P

I worked hard to earn my moobs, so I'm not giving them up.

[Treants In the Mist]

I'm a pro at MTTH. I do that for tips at my pole dancing job I moonlight for to pay for my college education so I can speak three languages fluently.

[Mike Welham]

So, anyone cheering for any of the teams left in the NFL playoffs?