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It will be a non-optional coupon. It's delivered by masked men in a windowless white van. They "escort" you to an undisclosed hair-removal treatment facility. The job is done. Then you are released at a random location somewhere within a 2 mile radius of your home.If you can trick Vid7 into a bear costume, I know a guy who can shave him...
If I could trick Vid into a bear costume, then I would need to find a willing owl so I could have another owlbear. Fluffles wants a little brother/sister.
Gods can be nekkid if they want to be.
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*hootroars in agreement*
*is adorable despite the molting*
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It will be a non-optional coupon. It's delivered by masked men in a windowless white van. They "escort" you to an undisclosed hair-removal treatment facility. The job is done. Then you are released at a random location somewhere within a 2 mile radius of your home.If you can trick Vid7 into a bear costume, I know a guy who can shave him...You'd be surprised how easy it is to get me into a bear costume. Back when I used to play Wow I mained a bear druid and bear is what everyone called me.
Where do you think he gets all thos un-bear-able puns from?
The amount of bear puns are just grizzly.He is fully koala-fied to pun and I'm not just Panda-ering.
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I did always wonder what happened to that owlbear.
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I did always wonder what happened to that owlbear.
He mostly sits in his room and listens to s#*! "music". After all, he is basically a teenager by now. Like Infinity War/Endgame Groot, but less useful.
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*starts to argue, but then shrugs as he realizes that it's a fair assessment*
*is still frickin' adorable, though*
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well with a name like fluffles how could one not be cute?
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well with a name like fluffles how could one not be cute?
With a name like "Smucker's", it has to be good.
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I can just see it now. A bunch of drunken a*%#&&%s standing around betting on if Billy Joe Bob Junior Jr can last 8 seconds on The Crushificatornator of Doom.It's a good thing we don't have free range boulders down here. We'd lose a lot of free range drunken Floridas Man to bronco boulder riding accidents.I wish I had artistic skills so I could draw a guy looking like Jesus/Weird All wrangle a bunch of boulders in a field.Hmmmm free range boulder carving?Sure, he can carve free-range boulders.They are actually, every time we get a semi truck of boulders Greg spends the time to spread them out over the field so it's easy to find the boulder you need.
So yes, our boulders are free range.
If it's anything like Floridas Man and 4-wheelers/quadrunners, typically once they drunkenly fall off, the boulder will roll on top of them.
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^happened to my uncle^ well the 4 wheeler rolled on top of him but close enough.
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Excellent! My Masks of Nyarlothotep box set and Call of Cthulhu 7th edition shipped.
Finally I'll be able to say "I'm not crazy, you're crazy!!" And mean it.
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If it's anything like Floridas Man and 4-wheelers/quadrunners, typically once they drunkenly fall off, the boulder will roll on top of them.I can just see it now. A bunch of drunken a*%#&&%s standing around betting on if Billy Joe Bob Junior Jr can last 8 seconds on The Crushificatornator of Doom.It's a good thing we don't have free range boulders down here. We'd lose a lot of free range drunken Floridas Man to bronco boulder riding accidents.I wish I had artistic skills so I could draw a guy looking like Jesus/Weird All wrangle a bunch of boulders in a field.Hmmmm free range boulder carving?Sure, he can carve free-range boulders.They are actually, every time we get a semi truck of boulders Greg spends the time to spread them out over the field so it's easy to find the boulder you need.
So yes, our boulders are free range.
Bob Ross Captain has two people originally from Florida on his crew (their mom sent them North last summer to live with family when the pandemic started ravaging Florida) I'm sure they'll figure out something that's creatively destructive and injurious.
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It's really frustrating when management takes away your ability to be passive-aggressive.
As I've mentioned, policy at Global Megacorporation is that to ensure other people can see your calendar, you set up your vacation time as "meetings" to which everyone in your department is invited. So of course:
(1) Many people consider "department" to mean, "entire 2,100-person division"
(2) These same people can't be bothered to turn off "request responses", so all 2,100 people are asked to respond as to whether or not they'll attend this meeting.
It's a massive, stupid timewaster. Every week I spend two or three minutes accepting such meetings. Multiply by 2,100, and we're losing dozens of hours a week responding to nonexistent meeting requests.
Many of us took the passive-aggressive approach: If someone requested a response, we responded. These idiots started getting dozens (or even hundreds) of email responses to their meeting requests. They complained. So they were told to stop requesting responses, and we were told to stop responding.
Needless to say, they haven't stopped, and we have.
I hate email morons.
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Excellent! My Masks of Nyarlothotep box set and Call of Cthulhu 7th edition shipped.
Finally I'll be able to say "I'm not crazy, you're crazy!!" And mean it.
It's a big, big old campaign. You're in for the long haul, but it's very much worth it (have several backup characters)
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Multi-part question:
Have you tried carved a boulder into a 3' diameter d20?
If so, how did it go?
If not, why not?
Or he could make a spherical d6
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My only limit is your imagination and pocket book.
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I guess that the dogs think 2 hours of sleep is enough.
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It's a big, big old campaign. You're in for the long haul, but it's very much worth it (have several backup characters)Excellent! My Masks of Nyarlothotep box set and Call of Cthulhu 7th edition shipped.
Finally I'll be able to say "I'm not crazy, you're crazy!!" And mean it.
Yes, it looks like it will be fun ride, I've heard only great things about it.
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It's really frustrating when management takes away your ability to be passive-aggressive.
As I've mentioned, policy at Global Megacorporation is that to ensure other people can see your calendar, you set up your vacation time as "meetings" to which everyone in your department is invited. So of course:
(1) Many people consider "department" to mean, "entire 2,100-person division"
(2) These same people can't be bothered to turn off "request responses", so all 2,100 people are asked to respond as to whether or not they'll attend this meeting.It's a massive, stupid timewaster. Every week I spend two or three minutes accepting such meetings. Multiply by 2,100, and we're losing dozens of hours a week responding to nonexistent meeting requests.
Many of us took the passive-aggressive approach: If someone requested a response, we responded. These idiots started getting dozens (or even hundreds) of email responses to their meeting requests. They complained. So they were told to stop requesting responses, and we were told to stop responding.
Needless to say, they haven't stopped, and we have.
I hate email morons.
WHY
WHY IN THE NAME OF WHATEVERWHY WOULD YOU MARK VACATION TIME AS A MEETING
NO MATTER WHAT EMAIL PROGRAM YOU USE YOU CAN MARK IT AS VACATION OR JUST 'UNAVAILABLE'
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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Yes, it looks like it will be fun ride, I've heard only great things about it.It's a big, big old campaign. You're in for the long haul, but it's very much worth it (have several backup characters)Excellent! My Masks of Nyarlothotep box set and Call of Cthulhu 7th edition shipped.
Finally I'll be able to say "I'm not crazy, you're crazy!!" And mean it.
Our masks of Nyarlothotep campaign is on h old with the pandemic sadly but so far we've been having a lot of fun and a lot of screaming and running away and sheer denial of the things we've seen.
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It's really frustrating when management takes away your ability to be passive-aggressive.
As I've mentioned, policy at Global Megacorporation is that to ensure other people can see your calendar, you set up your vacation time as "meetings" to which everyone in your department is invited. So of course:
(1) Many people consider "department" to mean, "entire 2,100-person division"
(2) These same people can't be bothered to turn off "request responses", so all 2,100 people are asked to respond as to whether or not they'll attend this meeting.It's a massive, stupid timewaster. Every week I spend two or three minutes accepting such meetings. Multiply by 2,100, and we're losing dozens of hours a week responding to nonexistent meeting requests.
Many of us took the passive-aggressive approach: If someone requested a response, we responded. These idiots started getting dozens (or even hundreds) of email responses to their meeting requests. They complained. So they were told to stop requesting responses, and we were told to stop responding.
Needless to say, they haven't stopped, and we have.
I hate email morons.
WHY
WHY IN THE NAME OF WHATEVER
WHY WOULD YOU MARK VACATION TIME AS A MEETING
NO MATTER WHAT EMAIL PROGRAM YOU USE YOU CAN MARK IT AS VACATION OR JUST 'UNAVAILABLE'
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
As far as I can tell, our old homebrew email server was built to support secure organizations so you couldn't see other people's calendars. Thus, time marked as "vacation" wasn't visible to other users, but if you were in a meeting with them then you'd see the time blocked out.
Now that we've switched to a Microsoft Exchange server, I think the answer is, "Clueless management".
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Our masks of Nyarlothotep campaign is on h old with the pandemic sadly but so far we've been having a lot of fun and a lot of screaming and running away and sheer denial of the things we've seen.Yes, it looks like it will be fun ride, I've heard only great things about it.It's a big, big old campaign. You're in for the long haul, but it's very much worth it (have several backup characters)Excellent! My Masks of Nyarlothotep box set and Call of Cthulhu 7th edition shipped.
Finally I'll be able to say "I'm not crazy, you're crazy!!" And mean it.
I plan on starting it after everyone is vaccinated this summer.
I have a brother (that I get along with) who is a huge fan of Call of Cthulhu and Lovecraft stuff so I plan on inviting him.
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I guess everyone is bewaring the ides of march.
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We got a couple of inches of snow, but it's super slushy so I think I'll ask the boss if he wants me to bring in a couple of gallons of strawberry syrup so I can set up a Slushy Stand outside our biggest condo community and make some money while we can.
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We got a couple of inches of snow, but it's super slushy so I think I'll ask the boss if he wants me to bring in a couple of gallons of strawberry syrup so I can set up a Slushy Stand outside our biggest condo community and make some money while we can.
Mom wouldn't let me do that!
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It's really frustrating when management takes away your ability to be passive-aggressive.
As I've mentioned, policy at Global Megacorporation is that to ensure other people can see your calendar, you set up your vacation time as "meetings" to which everyone in your department is invited. So of course:
(1) Many people consider "department" to mean, "entire 2,100-person division"
(2) These same people can't be bothered to turn off "request responses", so all 2,100 people are asked to respond as to whether or not they'll attend this meeting.It's a massive, stupid timewaster. Every week I spend two or three minutes accepting such meetings. Multiply by 2,100, and we're losing dozens of hours a week responding to nonexistent meeting requests.
Many of us took the passive-aggressive approach: If someone requested a response, we responded. These idiots started getting dozens (or even hundreds) of email responses to their meeting requests. They complained. So they were told to stop requesting responses, and we were told to stop responding.
Needless to say, they haven't stopped, and we have.
I hate email morons.
WHY
WHY IN THE NAME OF WHATEVER
WHY WOULD YOU MARK VACATION TIME AS A MEETING
NO MATTER WHAT EMAIL PROGRAM YOU USE YOU CAN MARK IT AS VACATION OR JUST 'UNAVAILABLE'
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
So...I'm guessing this is not how things should work?
Wait who or what are we warning about me?
Spookemz vid! Like the man said! :D
EDIT: and just in case people are curious, BGD stands for "Brian Gilbert Davis" (or David? I... don't remember) and he's a YouTuber famed for his absurd and funny (and sometimes spookemz) videos.
Does this help?Alas, the link doesn't work. :/I figure that someone might find that helpful.
It works!
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My Mum sent me a joke today.
One wind turbine asks another, "What's your favourite type of music?"
** spoiler omitted **
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It will be a non-optional coupon. It's delivered by masked men in a windowless white van. They "escort" you to an undisclosed hair-removal treatment facility. The job is done. Then you are released at a random location somewhere within a 2 mile radius of your home.If you can trick Vid7 into a bear costume, I know a guy who can shave him...You'd be surprised how easy it is to get me into a bear costume. Back when I used to play Wow I mained a bear druid and bear is what everyone called me.
Bear druid?! Wait, this whole thread was about you?!
EDIT: I'm so good at coding you guyz
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Eve just sent me her favorite hoodie in the mail.
It says "Bowie World Tour 1974" on it.
She said she wanted to keep it, but it's my birth year, not hers, and every time she put it on, she heard Bowie's voice in her head saying, "Send me to your sister, you stupid t**t".
So who was she to argue?
Bonus: it still smells like Eve.
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It will be a non-optional coupon. It's delivered by masked men in a windowless white van. They "escort" you to an undisclosed hair-removal treatment facility. The job is done. Then you are released at a random location somewhere within a 2 mile radius of your home.If you can trick Vid7 into a bear costume, I know a guy who can shave him...You'd be surprised how easy it is to get me into a bear costume. Back when I used to play Wow I mained a bear druid and bear is what everyone called me.
Bear druid?! Wait, this whole thread was about you?!
EDIT: I'm so good at coding you guyz
Uh oh your on to me.
Edit: Not as much as that succubi however.
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Some people just really get on my nerves. I know that isn't hard to do, but sheesh.
"I can't get in the pool."
"The pool is closed for the night."
"What do you mean?"
"I mean the pool closed at 10, and it is 11:45. It is closed for the night. It will reopen at 6."
"I want to use the pool now."
"You can't. It's closed for the night."
"Is it broken?"
"No. It's just closed for the night."
"If it isn't broken, then why can't I use it?"
"Because it's closed for the night."
"I don't understand. Let me use the pool."
"No. It's closed for the night."For 15 minutes. Please, someone, shoot them. For the sake of us all.
... How does a pool break?
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Pumps and/or heaters.
Oh well I could still swim in that. so let me in.
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I don't understand.
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*vanishes*
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ARRH ye did not account for me. I'll be shivering ye timbers!
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YAAR! Ye be welcome ta try, scurvy dog! I'll be sendin' ye ta Davy Jones' locker, ya landlubbin' scallywag!