gran rey de los nekkid |
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I was driving when I see a woman run over a poor rabbit. I stopped immediately to render assistance. I notice the woman is hysterical and the rabbit, well let's just say he's had better days. I think to myself "Can I render first aid?" Then it hits me, I can fix this. I go to the trunk of my car and grab a can of spray. So I spray this onto the rabbit and sure as shit he jumps up and hops away. As he is hopping away every ten steps he stops looks backs and waves at us! He repeats this until he eventually was out of sight. The women then asks me "what was that can of spray you used?" I show it to her and say "It's hair restorer with a permanent wave."
Let's go with the rabbit being the nekkid one here.
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Orthos wrote:I don't really have a problem with monk speed, but they can definitely use the boost to their combat ability. Unchained helps with that, to some degree, but the big issue is the problem with the inability of Death By A Thousand Cuts to transfer well into a system with per-attack DR. That's the main thing I think, at this point, I need a workaround for.Add Clustered Shots as a melee feat for monks.
Yeah, this!
It’s funny, though, I was under the impression that most people were just frustrated by a monk’s inability to use their abilities at the same time. It’s probably just because of the enemies I’ve used in the past, but I don’t know if I’ve had the DR problem, as monks get magic, cold iron, silver, lawful, and adamantine at about the time those usually show up in our games (or have had other ways to cover). It makes sense though.
Tacticslion |
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Melee Clustered Shots.
Wow. That’s an embarrassing thing for a guy who tried to compile a flowchart of all PF combat feats once.
In my defense! I never got passed “F.”
Drejk |
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Orthos wrote:I don't really have a problem with monk speed, but they can definitely use the boost to their combat ability. Unchained helps with that, to some degree, but the big issue is the problem with the inability of Death By A Thousand Cuts to transfer well into a system with per-attack DR. That's the main thing I think, at this point, I need a workaround for.Add Clustered Shots as a melee feat for monks.
I think that one of the many Player Companions you were not so fond of might have introduced such feat...
Or it might have been one of 3.5 many-many-many books... Not sure about that one. There were too many of them.
EDIT: Or what TOZ linked.
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gran rey de los mono wrote:No, but I said it aloud which elicited a few weird looks from my coworker, who doesn't play games.captain yesterday wrote:There was a yellow sign on the way to Joliet that only said "Rock falls".Did you spray paint "Everyone Dies" beneath it?
*high five*
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The Basketball Diaries (and The Jim Carroll Band before I read the book and saw the movie) convinced me not to do hard drugs.
I read Wonderland Avenue: Tales of Glamour and Excess by Danny Sugerman when I was at university.
The only drug I use is alcohol, and I drink rarely and never to excess. That is never going to change.
NobodysHome |
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Impus Minor: (Approaches me with outstretched arms while I'm cooking with my noise-canceling headphones on)
NobodysHome: (Removes headphones, looks at Impus Minor suspiciously): What do YOU want?
Impus Minor: (Face falls) I want a real Dad!
Impus Major: My head hurts, and I hunger for porn!
NobodysHome: What the heck did I just walk in on?!?!?!?
IM: It's the life of all teenagers, Dad! Get used to it!
Freehold DM |
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Impus Minor: (Approaches me with outstretched arms while I'm cooking with my noise-canceling headphones on)
NobodysHome: (Removes headphones, looks at Impus Minor suspiciously): What do YOU want?
Impus Minor: (Face falls) I want a real Dad!Impus Major: My head hurts, and I hunger for porn!
NobodysHome: What the heck did I just walk in on?!?!?!?
IM: It's the life of all teenagers, Dad! Get used to it!
can confirm, have been there before.
gran rey de los mono |
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Tacticslion wrote:!!!! something about apocalypse beard bros?!?!?!?Scavion wrote:Working on my apocalypse beard. Mount and Blade:Bannerlord is occupying my time nicely and I still get to go to work. Roll20 has been quite the saving grace for all my weekly RPGs.Apocalypse beard bros.!
It's guys with beards that resemble En Sabah Nur.
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Most people know that SCUBA is an acronym that means Self-Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus. But did you know that tuba is also an acronym? It stands for Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
I always though it was fun that The Arctic means place with bears and Antarctica is place without the bears.
gran rey de los mono |
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gran rey de los mono wrote:Huh weird with the de los mono part I figured you spoke a little at least.Vidmaster7 wrote:No.gran rey de los mono wrote:What did one Frenchman says to the other Frenchman? I don't know, I don't speak French.Do you speak spanish?
I had two years of it in high school, but never was anything close to fluent. The name is actually from an inside joke I had with a friend back in college and I've just kept it as my online identity.
Ambrosia Slaad |
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Maybe brain damage from watching Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark? I know it's convinced me not to do drugs.
I have been a fan of the band since middle school, and SM:TotD nearly convinced me to give up U2.
TriOmegaZero wrote:Melee Clustered Shots.Wow. That’s an embarrassing thing for a guy who tried to compile a flowchart of all PF combat feats once.
In my defense! I never got passed “F.”
Pathfinder combat feats are like Joe Dante's gremlins: 1) They multiply like crazy, b) They turn angry mean on you if you're not careful, and π) They're all voiced by Frank Welker, Howie Mandel, Michael Winslow, and Peter Cullen.
Brain Bleach Salesgremlin |
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Freehold DM wrote:Morbid curiosity and the magic of Youtube.Scintillae wrote:Maybe brain damage from watching Spider-Man: Turn off the Dark? I know it's convinced me not to do drugs....you watched that?
Sorry, I can't help you. I sold all my brain bleach with a high markup as hand sanitizer.
I've heard a paddle bit and a drill works if you're desperate enough.
Imperator Ambriosa |
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Woran wrote:Do it! Do it! Buy a pair of brogue boots too, and go full '69 skinhead!Played a session of Starfinder on roll 20 and did some crafting. I'll get trough this quarantine.
But the need to shave my head is rising...
Or raid your toolbox for parts to craft a prosthetic arm, and go full Furiosa.
Drejk |
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Rules questions not covered in the rules (2nd edition)
Do I (a lizardfolk champion) have to strike if all I want to do is lick an adjacent allie's eyeball? What if they're willing? Is licking my own eyeball considered banter?
The former sounds like Interact action (though it uses tongue instead of usual hands), at least if Allie is willing. An attack roll against Reflex modifier +10 might be required if not.