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Today's success.
I got up before the sun set...
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It's not like it is bright and sunny, in fact it's gray and wet and not really pleasant but I am up. Yeah, my sleep schedule got borked recently again.
Also, I need to get to shop and get some groceries ASAP. I am out of sugar!
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In the hindsight, it's good I did not write that I am out of "white death". It could be misunderstood in such situation...
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Why every landscaping company in the Midwest insists on having a casino night holiday party is beyond me, but whatever, I'll go and show off how hot my wife is and have a few drinks and get a cab home.
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I really need to shave the beard now that I won the "no way you can grow a full beard in three weeks" bet.
Mostly I grew it because facial hair keeps your face warm when you're working outside all day but now that I'm only on call for snow it's not as necessary.
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I would send you my straight razors that you could shave in comfort, but I have need of them.
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Just a regular Bic sensitive skin disposable razor for me, thank you.
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Just a regular Bic sensitive skin disposable razor for me, thank you.
just thinking about those makes me break out in razor bumps. Moms ignorance cost me greatly.
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If you don't shave with the shattered shards of the beer bottle you just finished off, you're not a real man.
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If you don't shave by putting your facial hair in a tiger's mouth and then flicking its balls with a rubber band, you're not a real, real man.
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Wait... Since when real men don't wear beards?!
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Unless you shave by using the event horizon of a super-massive black hole, have a full and luxurious beard able to drown the galaxy, are stone cold stoic, and able to confront your emotions by singing Icelandic Pop Sensation Baba*, you’re not a real, real, real man!
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I'm still waiting for you guys to come up with something I haven't done.
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Well, I was going to say 'starred in all twelve months of a Sexy Calendar produced to benefit the Libertarian Party', but...
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Eh, I have no problem with being The Unreal Man.
It's not like I am a real person anyway, just a series of posts on the internets.
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So... tonight I'm on closeout duty for the final show of dessert theater, and will be stuck with 3-4 large cases of desserts.
Anyone want to come over for tea?
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I guess I'm lucky to have an extended family so apathetic about sports. I have one uncle who likes to watch big tennisball events, but other than that nobody in my family cares enough to even mention sports.
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So... tonight I'm on closeout duty for the final show of dessert theater, and will be stuck with 3-4 large cases of desserts.
Anyone want to come over for tea?
Let's ride.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
THANK YOU
(You know who you are!)
(Or maybe not to eat, as the case may be.) XD
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So... tonight I'm on closeout duty for the final show of dessert theater, and will be stuck with 3-4 large cases of desserts.
Anyone want to come over for tea?
Let's ride.
Pick me up on the way?
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So... tonight I'm on closeout duty for the final show of dessert theater, and will be stuck with 3-4 large cases of desserts.
Anyone want to come over for tea?
Dammit, I left my jet plane in the other pants...
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"How does he fit a jet plane in his pan-"
*notices he's an ancient red dragon*
"Oh, yeah, I guess that does make sense. Nevermind, carry on."
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Pick me up on the way?So... tonight I'm on closeout duty for the final show of dessert theater, and will be stuck with 3-4 large cases of desserts.
Anyone want to come over for tea?
Let's ride.
it is an abscondicar after all.
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Dammit, I left my jet plane in the other pants...So... tonight I'm on closeout duty for the final show of dessert theater, and will be stuck with 3-4 large cases of desserts.
Anyone want to come over for tea?
Like you need a jet plane.
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Dammit, I left my jet plane in the other pants...So... tonight I'm on closeout duty for the final show of dessert theater, and will be stuck with 3-4 large cases of desserts.
Anyone want to come over for tea?
Wait a minute, this isn't MY jet plane....
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"Do you have any glitter, so I can greatly expand the population of eyes" - Tiny T-Rex, channeling God, Doctor Frankenstein, and Martha Stewart, all in one sentence.
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By the way, no matter where you are in our house, our Christmas tree will be looking at you.
And because Gravity Falls has such a huge influence on him quite a few of them are on triangles (glittery triangles, but still triangles).
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Yet Another Thing NobodysHome Doesn't Understand:
So, more power to her and her self-confidence and her ability to walk around in 44˚F weather with bare legs in that thing, except...
...I was walking behind her and her friend on the way back to the venue to haul more stuff back to storage and I overheard her say, "Yeah, I can't do that in this skirt because I end up flashing my panties to everyone. I hate that."
And it's like, "Er... add 4 inches of fabric like a normal person and don't worry about flashing people?"
I understand that many people who've got it really want to flaunt it. I'm totally OK with that. But when they flaunt it and then complain that they're flaunting too much, it's like, "Er, really?"
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Monster: Ratzilla. Weren't you supposed to get 12 rat tails?
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I wish they would just stop with fireworks.
A few years back they blew up our mailbox. Our in wall mailbox. With some very illegal piece of fireworks. It blew a hole in the wall and part of the mailbox flew trough the livingroom after bouncing off the couch. Id been sitting on the couch just half an hour earlier, and if I hadnt gotten up after finishing watching an episide (and had continued to watch another episode), I would have been seriously hurt.
So now that its getting closer to the end of year, there are more and more loud bangs outside.
And it stresses me out. A lot.
Oh, wow! I haven't seen fireworks go that off since Lithuania, and even then nothing quite that intense happened!
(In our case, it was a spinner disc flaring with fire that arced around the apartment building, aimed for my head, bounced off the brick wall when I ducked under it - I was between twelve and fifteen -, and continued back arcing around the building.)
But, no, that's insane, Woran, and has to be illegal. Is there any recourse for having your mailbox vandalized like that?
We reported it to the police. But I dont think they ever caught anyone. And yes, it was illegal fireworkds.
Here is some pics.
from the in looking out
from the out looking in
I wish they would just stop with fireworks.
A few years back they blew up our mailbox. Our in wall mailbox. With some very illegal piece of fireworks. It blew a hole in the wall and part of the mailbox flew trough the livingroom after bouncing off the couch. Id been sitting on the couch just half an hour earlier, and if I hadnt gotten up after finishing watching an episide (and had continued to watch another episode), I would have been seriously hurt.
So now that its getting closer to the end of year, there are more and more loud bangs outside.
And it stresses me out. A lot.
Oh, wow! I haven't seen fireworks go that off since Lithuania, and even then nothing quite that intense happened!
(In our case, it was a spinner disc flaring with fire that arced around the apartment building, aimed for my head, bounced off the brick wall when I ducked under it - I was between twelve and fifteen -, and continued back arcing around the building.)
But, no, that's insane, Woran, and has to be illegal. Is there any recourse for having your mailbox vandalized like that?
We reported it to the police. But I dont think they ever caught anyone. And yes, it was illegal fireworkds.
Here is some pics.
from the in looking out
from the out looking in
UGG. I’m so sorry. People that inconsiderate and dangerously negligent or just… Incredibly frustrating.
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why are fireworks going off exactly?I wish they would just stop with fireworks.
A few years back they blew up our mailbox. Our in wall mailbox. With some very illegal piece of fireworks. It blew a hole in the wall and part of the mailbox flew trough the livingroom after bouncing off the couch. Id been sitting on the couch just half an hour earlier, and if I hadnt gotten up after finishing watching an episide (and had continued to watch another episode), I would have been seriously hurt.
So now that its getting closer to the end of year, there are more and more loud bangs outside.
And it stresses me out. A lot.
I can only imagine its either people being dicks, or people being insecure about the size of their dick.
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UGG. I’m so sorry. People that inconsiderate and dangerously negligent or just… Incredibly frustrating.I wish they would just stop with fireworks.
A few years back they blew up our mailbox. Our in wall mailbox. With some very illegal piece of fireworks. It blew a hole in the wall and part of the mailbox flew trough the livingroom after bouncing off the couch. Id been sitting on the couch just half an hour earlier, and if I hadnt gotten up after finishing watching an episide (and had continued to watch another episode), I would have been seriously hurt.
So now that its getting closer to the end of year, there are more and more loud bangs outside.
And it stresses me out. A lot.
Oh, wow! I haven't seen fireworks go that off since Lithuania, and even then nothing quite that intense happened!
(In our case, it was a spinner disc flaring with fire that arced around the apartment building, aimed for my head, bounced off the brick wall when I ducked under it - I was between twelve and fifteen -, and continued back arcing around the building.)
But, no, that's insane, Woran, and has to be illegal. Is there any recourse for having your mailbox vandalized like that?
We reported it to the police. But I dont think they ever caught anyone. And yes, it was illegal fireworkds.
Here is some pics.
from the in looking out
from the out looking in
I mean, we were even lucky they picked our house. Futher down the road, houses have been divided up. So people live upstairs, and another set of people downstairs.
In the divided houses, part of the living room is converted to a small bedroom. This is mostly a children's bedroom (as you couldnt fit a double bed in it).
Our neighbor two doors down, who lives in a divided house showed up with the noise, and when he realized it could have been his house, blowing up in the chamber where his kid sleeps, he went white as a sheet and had to sit down on the planter outside as his legs gave out temporarily.
So yeah. I'm slightly traumatized but insurance payed out and now I hate fireworks with a passion.
But it could have ended in tradgidy.
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I can only imagine its either people being dicks, or people being insecure about the size of their dick.why are fireworks going off exactly?I wish they would just stop with fireworks.
A few years back they blew up our mailbox. Our in wall mailbox. With some very illegal piece of fireworks. It blew a hole in the wall and part of the mailbox flew trough the livingroom after bouncing off the couch. Id been sitting on the couch just half an hour earlier, and if I hadnt gotten up after finishing watching an episide (and had continued to watch another episode), I would have been seriously hurt.
So now that its getting closer to the end of year, there are more and more loud bangs outside.
And it stresses me out. A lot.
That is monstrous!!!! I am so sorry!
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Post I've not beEn able to make today because of the subject of said post and because I managed to thoroughly hurt my left fingers, werist, elow, and shoulder (I'm okay, and the story is stupid and hilarious, takingg place before the post below):
We're at Disney World today!
We're At Disney World Today!
WE'RE AT DISNEY WORLD TODAY!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
(And now we are back home.)
UGG. I’m so sorry. People that inconsiderate and dangerously negligent or just… Incredibly frustrating.I wish they would just stop with fireworks.
A few years back they blew up our mailbox. Our in wall mailbox. With some very illegal piece of fireworks. It blew a hole in the wall and part of the mailbox flew trough the livingroom after bouncing off the couch. Id been sitting on the couch just half an hour earlier, and if I hadnt gotten up after finishing watching an episide (and had continued to watch another episode), I would have been seriously hurt.
So now that its getting closer to the end of year, there are more and more loud bangs outside.
And it stresses me out. A lot.
Oh, wow! I haven't seen fireworks go that off since Lithuania, and even then nothing quite that intense happened!
(In our case, it was a spinner disc flaring with fire that arced around the apartment building, aimed for my head, bounced off the brick wall when I ducked under it - I was between twelve and fifteen -, and continued back arcing around the building.)
But, no, that's insane, Woran, and has to be illegal. Is there any recourse for having your mailbox vandalized like that?
We reported it to the police. But I dont think they ever caught anyone. And yes, it was illegal fireworkds.
Here is some pics.
from the in looking out
from the out looking inI mean, we were even lucky they picked our house. Futher down the road, houses have been divided up. So people live upstairs, and another set of people downstairs.
In the divided houses, part of the living room is converted to a small bedroom. This is mostly a children's bedroom (as you couldnt fit a double bed in it).
Our neighbor two doors down,...
This is beyond the pale. This tragedy could have ended in manslaughter of children. Unacceptable. That's mild language, but it's what I have. Is there any other legal recourse? For your neighbor, even?
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On Amazon Prime. Anna and the Apocalypse or The zombie apocalypse, the musical. I figure that some of you might enjoy that much cheese.
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...UGG. I’m so sorry. People that inconsiderate and dangerously negligent or just… Incredibly frustrating.I wish they would just stop with fireworks.
A few years back they blew up our mailbox. Our in wall mailbox. With some very illegal piece of fireworks. It blew a hole in the wall and part of the mailbox flew trough the livingroom after bouncing off the couch. Id been sitting on the couch just half an hour earlier, and if I hadnt gotten up after finishing watching an episide (and had continued to watch another episode), I would have been seriously hurt.
So now that its getting closer to the end of year, there are more and more loud bangs outside.
And it stresses me out. A lot.
Oh, wow! I haven't seen fireworks go that off since Lithuania, and even then nothing quite that intense happened!
(In our case, it was a spinner disc flaring with fire that arced around the apartment building, aimed for my head, bounced off the brick wall when I ducked under it - I was between twelve and fifteen -, and continued back arcing around the building.)
But, no, that's insane, Woran, and has to be illegal. Is there any recourse for having your mailbox vandalized like that?
We reported it to the police. But I dont think they ever caught anyone. And yes, it was illegal fireworkds.
Here is some pics.
from the in looking out
from the out looking inI mean, we were even lucky they picked our house. Futher down the road, houses have been divided up. So people live upstairs, and another set of people downstairs.
In the divided houses, part of the living room is converted to a small bedroom. This is mostly a children's bedroom (as you couldnt fit a double bed in it).
Our
He had that mailbox filled up by the landlord and has an external mailbox now. So no chance of it happening again.
We also have an external mailbox now.
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Good morning John. Hopefully you have a good day today.
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On Amazon Prime. Anna and the Apocalypse or The zombie apocalypse, the musical. I figure that some of you might enjoy that much cheese.
Yes please!
ALL the cheese!!!!! :)
(What? I am a product of the Went-through-the-80's-as-a-teen-generation. I likes my video entertainment CHEESY!) ;P
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Woran- Glad that your OK, and that you have it 'fixed' where such a thing cannot happen to you again.
While I would never WISH harm upon another human being, I would say that you probably won't have to worry about that happening again too much.
- Karma has a way of making what goes around come around, and let's just say, they give out Darwin awards for a reason,... ;P
Seriously, glad you and yours are alright. :)
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For the sports obsessed:
Get them a biography of Lou Gehrig with appurtenant discussion of ALS.
A copy of Michael Vick's dog fighting trial with full description of the conditions in which he kept the dogs.
A copy of the medical reports on the study of football players' brains and how concussions are the debul.
The book about the corrupt NBA referee who wagered on games/helped organized crime fix games.
These will still be on topic for them, but also satisfy your moral indignation.