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My wife kicked me out for my terrible Schwarzenegger impersonations. But don't worry, I'll return.
Now I feel this one only work s in person so you can accompany it with a bad accent.
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Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "Hey man, do you know how to drive this thing?"
(I know I've posted that one before, but I really like it)
If you take the time to imagine it in your head it gets extra special. Also do you imagine them like still in fish bowls or just flopping around?
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Personally I see them in two separate bowls sitting side-by-side in the tank.If you take the time to imagine it in your head it gets extra special. Also do you imagine them like still in fish bowls or just flopping around?Two goldfish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says "Hey man, do you know how to drive this thing?"
(I know I've posted that one before, but I really like it)
Not one on the floor working the pedals and another in the seat reaching for the steering wheel?... do tanks have steering wheels?
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^^^^^
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Was she drunk or stoned?
If she had been it would of for sure mentioned it.
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If she were stoned, she'd be going 35 in a 115 zone, not the other way around.
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Why don't people like Civil War jokes? Because General Lee they're not funny.
I got a Grant for my US Civil War cosplay.
They asked me if I could do any other Union generals and I said, 'Sherman'.
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Why don't people like Civil War jokes? Because General Lee they're not funny.I got a Grant for my US Civil War cosplay.
They asked me if I could do any other Union generals and I said, 'Sherman'.
Oh I see! You guys are Lincoln these jokes together.
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Businesses all around have announced that they aren't opening tomorrow for the safety of their employees.
My office is staying open.
My office is holding a job fair.
Anyone want to hire a somewhat surly middle-aged IT guy?
Yes.
Want to relocate to the netherlands?
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Businesses all around have announced that they aren't opening tomorrow for the safety of their employees.
My office is staying open.
My office is holding a job fair.
Anyone want to hire a somewhat surly middle-aged IT guy?
Yes.
Want to relocate to the netherlands?
Get John to do it.
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How that upper body str? If I remember that's the primary muscle groups for that.
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What's that supposed to mean? Did, did you just call me stupid!
It was a shinning reference. I was imagining Jack Nicholson frozen out in the snow.
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There has been light snow in the south of the country. No snow here in the midwest :(
You're in the wrong Midwest then.
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How that upper body str? If I remember that's the primary muscle groups for that.
Not very good haha. I can't even do a single pull up.
I did try to work on resistance training/weights twice a week in the gym...
It might be time for me to start looking for high intensity interval training classes since my weight loss seems to have reached a plateau atm, but again I'm a bit twitchy on losing too much muscle mass.
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Get yourself a two-handed sword or mace.
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Build a wall.
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Build a wall.
A big one! Oozing with symbolism!!
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-26 degrees with a wind chill of -47.
Yeah, that's pretty cold.
Edit: I had to check and it's currently 101 degrees colder here than where Nobodyshome lives (roughly).
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Don't worry about me though, I've lived too long in the Midwest and seen too many episodes of Ice Road Truckers to let a little arctic cold get the best me.
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-26 degrees with a wind chill of -47.
Yeah, that's pretty cold.
Edit: I had to check and it's currently 101 degrees colder here than where Nobodyshome lives (roughly).
literally throw in one milkmaid and I am good.
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We missed the worst of the cold (thank you valley) and it's only 8F right now, but the wind is terrifying. It's no wonder I've never seen a homeless person up here. This would peel the flesh off the bone it's so cold.
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Don't worry about me though, I've lived too long in the Midwest and seen too many episodes of Ice Road Truckers to let a little arctic cold get the best me.I'll pass on helping you shovel snow I think. I'm a fair weather cat ;)
It doesn't snow when it's this cold.
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I'm only slightly warmer than Cap. -21°F with a -45 wind chill.
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Businesses all around have announced that they aren't opening tomorrow for the safety of their employees.
My office is staying open.
My office is holding a job fair.
Anyone want to hire a somewhat surly middle-aged IT guy?
Yes.
Want to relocate to the netherlands?
I'm seriously tempted.
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-26 degrees with a wind chill of -47.
Yeah, that's pretty cold.
Edit: I had to check and it's currently 101 degrees colder here than where Nobodyshome lives (roughly).
You're looking at the wrong city.
We're at 52°F at the moment, so we're only 78°F warmer. Nyah!
I'll refrain from discussing wind chill other than to mention that my father was a physicist and I have a B.A. in physics, so "wind chill" is "a number meteorologists make up to make things sound much worse than they are."
Water won't freeze at 33°F with a wind chill of 20°F.
People don't go out with exposed skin and no wind protection at -26°F, so wind chill is meaningless to them as well.
Unless you have bikini streakers running around in that weather...
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I'm seriously tempted.Businesses all around have announced that they aren't opening tomorrow for the safety of their employees.
My office is staying open.
My office is holding a job fair.
Anyone want to hire a somewhat surly middle-aged IT guy?
Yes.
Want to relocate to the netherlands?
My company is hiring. Do you speak any other languages then english?
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Damn.
*Resets his blackboard count of "Days without succumbing to cynicism/ being a nihilistic prick" to 0*
For the record,
A bit of ranting among friends is good for the psyche, so rant on!
Nobody expects anyone to read every post here; I will often skip entire pages.
And you are awesome, and I'm glad you're here on FAWTL and in life. :)
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Unless you are wearing a ski mask and snow goggles, the wind chill means something to most of us, NH. As I said - peel flesh from the bone cold. I thought I was going to look in the mirror and see a skeleton.
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-26 degrees with a wind chill of -47.
Yeah, that's pretty cold.
Edit: I had to check and it's currently 101 degrees colder here than where Nobodyshome lives (roughly).
You're looking at the wrong city.
We're at 52°F at the moment, so we're only 78°F warmer. Nyah!
I'll refrain from discussing wind chill other than to mention that my father was a physicist and I have a B.A. in physics, so "wind chill" is "a number meteorologists make up to make things sound much worse than they are."
Water won't freeze at 33°F with a wind chill of 20°F.
People don't go out with exposed skin and no wind protection at -26°F, so wind chill is meaningless to them as well.Unless you have bikini streakers running around in that weather...
You haven't been to the Midwest in awhile, people will absolutely go outside in this cold with exposed skin.
I won't, but other people will.
-26 degrees with a wind chill of -47.
Yeah, that's pretty cold.
Edit: I had to check and it's currently 101 degrees colder here than where Nobodyshome lives (roughly).
You're looking at the wrong city.
We're at 52°F at the moment, so we're only 78°F warmer. Nyah!
I'll refrain from discussing wind chill other than to mention that my father was a physicist and I have a B.A. in physics, so "wind chill" is "a number meteorologists make up to make things sound much worse than they are."
Water won't freeze at 33°F with a wind chill of 20°F.
People don't go out with exposed skin and no wind protection at -26°F, so wind chill is meaningless to them as well.Unless you have bikini streakers running around in that weather...
as a cyclist in one of the windiest cities on the east coast, wind chill is very much a thing. It will scythe through you unless you are layered up.
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There's a reason I wear 25 pounds of layers in the winter.
I don't get cold.
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There's a reason I wear 25 pounds of layers in the winter.
I don't get cold.
25 extra pounds of clothing on a bike isn't a lot of fun for you or the bike.