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I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like, it's got a basket, and a bow, and a lot of things to make it look good.
Ride on, Bicycle Hero! Ride on!
Build a wall. A big one! Oozing with symbolism!!
I think that might be my best wall yet! And I didn't have to shave my eyebrows.
Back to work! The wall won't build itself. You'd be surprised what you can accomplish by shaving your eyebrows and trashing your apartment!
I'm not crazy! You're the one who is crazy!!!
Hush now baby, don't you cry.
So, I shaved for nothing then? If anyone needs me, I'll be smashing s#++ in the den.
Calm down there Phil, everyone knows you can't dance.... Collins? Whoa! Chill out guys! what we all need to do is drop some acid, shave our eyebrows, and smash the s%+@ out of a bunch of t.v.'s. And if we have time, form our own fascist regime. But one thing at a time...
All that matters is an education! A rigid, non-conformist education. With lots of walls! And hookers! In fact, forget the kids, education and walls! I'll keep the razor and shaving cream though...
If you vote for me, I'll actually put up that f&&@ing Wall, and make sure the nation is clean... and... smooth. Because that's what mother wants, don't anger mother, don't anger mother, don't anger mother...
Momma warned me about Clowns... And body hair...
Oh no, mama told me I'd be the only one left, if I built the wall....
As long as Momma isn't around. That b#*++ is crazy!
Is there anybody out there...
Is there anybody out there?
New Jersey?
I can always use more more bricks, the wall's never finished...
I mostly use my phone too, and look at me, never better! Shhh!... did you hear that?... did someone let mother over the wall..
You let a dog answer that question....what is wrong with you?Dogs. Who let a cat over the Wall! Damn it, I thought the flying pig with the huge dong was watching the perimeter... what's that?... Roger Waters made us castrate it in a lawsuit... dude, that's f&#$ed up.
They actually each have full page write-ups of fluff. It's just that they're scattered throughout Bestiary 5 in an elaborate code embedded in the number of vowels per page.It would take someone with a beautiful mind to crack that code. Do you mind if I shave first, and maybe call mother, just to make sure it's okay, I really don't want her breaking my balls over it.
I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like, it's got a basket and bow.
Well, they sure as hell don't need no education. Or thought control for that matter. All they need is mother, she'll keep them safe.
Have you tried building a wall? I built a wall, and I'm doing great!
I told them they would come! No one believed me!
Who let you over the Wall!!! Great! Now I gotta shave again!
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