Deep 6 FaWtL

[gran rey de los nekkid]

Whenever Spring arrives I get so excited that I wet my plants.

Edit: Yeah. That's what I use to wet my plants.

[gran rey de los mono]

I want to open a factory that makes stuff that's just OK. I'll call it the "Satis-factory".

[gran rey de los mono]

A woman was on trial for beating her husband to death with a guitar. The judge asked "First offender?" The woman said "No, first a Gibson, then a Fender."

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

I want to open a factory that makes stuff that's just OK. I'll call it the "Satis-factory".

That one almost sounds like a Mitch Hedburg joke.

[gran rey de los mono]

I was the store the other day and the bagger asked me "Paper or plastic?" I said "Either. I'm bisacktual."

[Sissyl]

Why shouldn't you be in the jungle between 3 and 5 PM? Because that's when the elephants practice skydiving.

[Sissyl]

Why are the crocodiles so flat? Because they were in the jungle between 3 and 5 PM.

[gran rey de los mono]

I'll spoiler this one to protect any younglings who wander through:

Spoiler:

Do you know the difference between a frog and a horny toad? A frog says "Ribbit, ribbit" and a horny toad says "Rub it, rub it."

[Vidmaster7]

Sissyl wrote:

Why shouldn't you be in the jungle between 3 and 5 PM? Because that's when the elephants practice skydiving.

If that is the case I'll just go ahead and avoid the hours of 1-8 just to be really sure.

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

I'll spoiler this one to protect any younglings who wander through:

** spoiler omitted **

O_O

MY POOR INNOCENT EYES!

[gran rey de los mono]

What did the horse say when it tripped? "Help! I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"

[gran rey de los mono]

Another one that's not for the young and/or innocent:

Spoiler:

What do you call a masturbating bull? Beef stroganoff.

It sounds like stroking off.

[gran rey de los mono]

I can only name 25 letters of the English alphabet. I don't know why.

[gran rey de los mono]

I went out to eat the other night, and the waitress asked "Soup or salad?" I said "Ohh! A super salad sounds great!"

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

I can only name 25 letters of the English alphabet. I don't know why.

But still I wonder Y?

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

I went out to eat the other night, and the waitress asked "Soup or salad?" I said "Ohh! A super salad sounds great!"

I would just bring you a salad with bacon on it. That should cover it.

[gran rey de los mono]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

I went out to eat the other night, and the waitress asked "Soup or salad?" I said "Ohh! A super salad sounds great!"

I would just bring you a salad with bacon on it. That should cover it.

Cover the salad with bacon, and that would be pretty super.

[gran rey de los bacon]

Use this to cover the salad.

[Vidmaster7]

Sounds super to me.

[gran rey de los bacon]

*puts on red robes, long white fake beard, waits in cave for someone to come in*

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.

[Vidmaster7]

Aww looks like my work computer won't let me.

[gran rey de los mono]

I guess somebody else will get to be the hero.

[All_might!]

It okay I'm my own hero!

[gran rey de los mono]

What does a pulley like most about it's position? It's the center of a tension.

[Vidmaster7]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

What does a pulley like most about it's position? It's the center of a tension.

That was deep.

[gran rey de los mono]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

What does a pulley like most about it's position? It's the center of a tension.

That was deep.

Was it in a well?

[Vidmaster7]

I'm well thanks how are you?

[gran rey de los mono]

Dry, which you probably aren't if you're in a well.

[Vidmaster7]

No No No It was Jonah that was swallowed by the whale.

[Captain YesterAriel]

I thought it was the f@!%ing broccoli that got swallowed by the whale...

[Vidmaster7]

Was he a broccoli or an asparagus?

[captain yesterday]

Beats me, I hate Veggietales, I just remember that stupid broccoli a+@~&@& on the cover.

[Vidmaster7]

Not a huge fan either but the cebu song is really catchy.

Also You seem to have awfully strong feelings against the broccoli/asparagus vegetable. whats that about?

[captain yesterday]

Yeah, I get enough preaching in my life, I don't need the vegetables to join in.

[Vidmaster7]

Fair. I can relate.

[captain yesterday]

Unrelated, Tiny T-Rex and I both woke up early, so it's lemon curd pie for him and three cups of coffee for me.

And then maybe pie.

[Vidmaster7]

3 cups? whew You must have that resistance built up 3 would give me the jitters.

Also I googled lemon curd pie and I suggest definitely the pie.

[captain yesterday]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

Not a huge fan either but the cebu song is really catchy.

Also You seem to have awfully strong feelings against the broccoli/asparagus vegetable. whats that about?

I love broccoli (especially fresh, with ranch or French onion dip), so I'd prefer it wasn't sullied in such a way.

I'm sure Tacticslion will disagree, and that's alright, I'll watch Veggietales if he watches Spongebob. :-)

[captain yesterday]

Vidmaster7 wrote:

3 cups? whew You must have that resistance built up 3 would give me the jitters.

Also I googled lemon curd pie and I suggest definitely the pie.

They are those small diner coffee cups, so 3 isn't much.

Begins running around house to see if I can turn back time ala Superman.

Dang it!

Pours self another cup of coffee.

[Vidmaster7]

Not a broccoli fan. If I do feel the need to eat it fresh with something on it to hide the taste is my preferred method.

[John Napier 698]

An important bridge here in Pittsburgh was re-opened last night. The old span was falling apart, so it was torn down. It took two years to tear down and rebuild the span.

[Vidmaster7]

It takes at least 300 cups to control time however 301 you have a severe aneurysm so its a risky road. Actually I'm pretty sure anything over 10 cups probably risks an aneurysm.

[captain yesterday]

I hope to see the sun again today.

I think Wednesday was the last time it was out.

[NobodysHome]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

I'll spoiler this one to protect any younglings who wander through:

** spoiler omitted **

Bad Malek!

[NobodysHome]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

I went out to eat the other night, and the waitress asked "Soup or salad?" I said "Ohh! A super salad sounds great!"

Impus Major actually did that at a restaurant. It was hilarious. He just misheard.

[Chromantic Durgon <3]

How old is Impus major? Sounds like a funny bunny.

[NobodysHome]

Chromantic Durgon <3 wrote:

How old is Impus major? Sounds like a funny bunny.

He's 16. I think he did the "super salad" thing back when he was around 12.

[NobodysHome]

So, being a parent and having gone to great lengths to make sure my kids did not disturb other people, I'm just going to take a moment to vent at parents who arrive for a visit at early hours on a Sunday morning (7:30 am) and then, because their kids have been cooped up in the car for who-knows-how-many-hours, turn them loose to run loose in the neighborhood, screaming their little heads off.

Know what, parents? Other people in the neighborhood really are trying to sleep at 7:30 am on a Sunday...

EDIT: And to be clear, we're not talking, "Oh, carp! The kids got loose! Ah, well, we'll let them run around a little while we unload the car."
We're talking, "Well, it's been a long trip. Why don't you go run onto other people's porches to look at their Halloween decorations, and scream at the top of your lungs how cool they are."

[NobodysHome]

Gotta LOVE clueless parents:

I told my mother in no uncertain terms that she had fired me, and she was to stop contacting me about the property. Ever.

I talked to my brother, and he said he'd take over the whole thing and I shouldn't have to worry about it nor hear about it ever again.

So the day before yesterday I get an e-mail from my mother: "Why isn't the property rented out yet? Should I call the property manager?"

Honestly, if I were the property manager, at this point I'd just let the property sit empty until I got fired. Some homeowners are just so much work that the income you get from 8% of the rent doesn't make up for the amount of your time the homeowner demands.

My mother definitely falls into that category, and I really think at this point the property managers are just working on getting fired so they can be done with her.

[Freehold DM]

NobodysHome wrote:

So, being a parent and having gone to great lengths to make sure my kids did not disturb other people, I'm just going to take a moment to vent at parents who arrive for a visit at early hours on a Sunday morning (7:30 am) and then, because their kids have been cooped up in the car for who-knows-how-many-hours, turn them loose to run loose in the neighborhood, screaming their little heads off.

Know what, parents? Other people in the neighborhood really are trying to sleep at 7:30 am on a Sunday...

EDIT: And to be clear, we're not talking, "Oh, carp! The kids got loose! Ah, well, we'll let them run around a little while we unload the car."
We're talking, "Well, it's been a long trip. Why don't you go run onto other people's porches to look at their Halloween decorations, and scream at the top of your lungs how cool they are."

meh. If I want them in bed by 8 and asleep by 830, I need to work them out SOMEHOW.