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I just sat down by the seaside singing about dreams and s*$+ with my hair blowing in the breeze and viola, fins, gills, and some dickbag lobster nanny.


Keep at it, you'll catch up, eventually.


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Oh, and just to shine some good news on this otherwise-angry day, I get to keep the duck.

And the pocketknife.

But I'm more excited about the duck.

CAN IT, Captain Yesternaughty!

But I had plans! For a smart phone powered dildo called the Periscoping Duck I thought you'd want to invest in!


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[Babs Bunny voice]Perhaps I've gone too far.[/Babs Bunny voice]


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But, I have work to do...


I thought it was the f+%%ing broccoli that got swallowed by the whale...


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"That's not something your dad or I would do in a million years!" - The General, overheard from the other room.

I don't know what it is, but I'm in!


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Dog has figured out a new way of asking to go out in the morning.

He sits next to the bed and alternates between looking up hopefully and vigorously licking his balls.


In case you too want to be a mermaid.


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I call Ariel!