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I needed a new alias to really make those posts work.
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The Game Hamster wrote:
So... You finally admit to making the vidmaster page? No that guy is totes completly unrelated to me. aside from our name.
DO NOT LOOK BEHIND THE CURTAIN!
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The Game Hamster wrote:
I needed a new alias to really make those posts work. Oh I definitely approve.
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The Game Hamster wrote:
I spared you the nudity. None shall be spared.
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YOU ANSWERED NOT MY QUESTION KNAVE!!! WHERE ART THE OTHER FIVE!!!
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You know you can make an alias your main by clicking a little box right?
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Yes. The Game Hamster Alias is my default right now.
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*still searching for pastries*
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Cool You know I would of thought it would of made your name blue instead of that reddish color.
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I don't think I'll be posting any jokes tonight. I'm not really in the mood, and quite frankly, I'm running out and don't feel like scouring teh interwebs for more right now.
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Ah ok you have given us much so you can have a day off.
Kile might be a little sad, but I bet shell understand.
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That's ok. Just find some link to a youtube yo momma joke video or some-such.
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Hes done enough yo momma jokes.
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Well, I've been giving it to you all long, hard, often, and whether you wanted it or not, so I think we all deserve a break. I'll try to make it up to her later, after I've recovered my stamina.
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The Game Hamster wrote:
That's ok. Just find some link to a youtube yo momma joke video or some-such. Well, since you literally asked for it, how about 17 minutes of math as a set up for a yo momma joke?
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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Hes done enough yo momma jokes. Believe it or not, I'm not a huge fan of Yo momma jokes, I was suggesting it for you'll.
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You'll? yoel maybe. maybe yodel: yodel le he ho
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The Game Hamster wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
Hes done enough yo momma jokes. Believe it or not, I'm not a huge fan of Yo momma jokes, I was suggesting it for you'll. You can still enjoy the math.
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What kind of fruit has a bad attitude.
A grizzly pear.
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Vidmaster7 wrote:
Cool You know I would of thought it would of made your name blue instead of that reddish color. Magenta. The reddish color is magenta.
Also the blue colour is
cerulean. indigo.
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Why did the cowboy adopt a dachshund?
To get a long little doggy.
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What has four wheels and flies.
A garbage truck.
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I'm up to late...
I'm correcting people on insignificant matters...
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Cap is giving gran a day off apparently.
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The Game Hamster wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
Cool You know I would of thought it would of made your name blue instead of that reddish color. Magenta. The reddish color is magenta.
Also the blue colour is cerulean. Like the man said: red, blue.
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Captain yesterday feeling in. Nice. Leading strong with grizzly pear. We also like Goosebearies btw.
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How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb.
One.
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The Game Hamster wrote:
I'm up to late...
I'm correcting people on insignificant matters...
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What do you call a potato that joins a monastery.
A chip monk.
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What did the bees do after they moved into their new hive.
They threw a house swarming party.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a ladybug?
I don't know, but you better hope it doesn't land on your arm.
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What do you get if you cross an ape and a prawn.
A shrimpanzee.
I'm pretty sure there's at least five things wrong with that joke.
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At least they got the chimp being a ape right.
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The Game Hamster wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
Cool You know I would of thought it would of made your name blue instead of that reddish color. Magenta. The reddish color is magenta.
Also the blue colour is cerulean. indigo. Is it indigo? It doesn't look indigo to me.
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What did Darth Vader name his daughter.
Ella Vader.
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What do you call a nut with facial hair.
A mustachio.
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captain yesterday wrote:
What did Darth Vader name his daughter.
Ella Vader.
But his wife insisted on Leia. She could give up on life but not that name.
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Why is a frog always happy.
It eats whatever bugs him.
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I should probably turn in.
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Night! thanks for filling in.
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Vidmaster7 wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
What did Darth Vader name his daughter.
Ella Vader.
But his wife insisted on Leia. She could give up on life but not that name. It just goes to show you, don't go to an animal joke book if you want canonically correct Star Wars jokes.
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captain yesterday wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
captain yesterday wrote:
What did Darth Vader name his daughter.
Ella Vader.
But his wife insisted on Leia. She could give up on life but not that name. It just goes to show you, don't go to an animal joke book if you want canonically correct Star Wars jokes. That is a rather specific piece of advice but solid.
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Vidmaster7 wrote:
The Game Hamster wrote:
Vidmaster7 wrote:
Cool You know I would of thought it would of made your name blue instead of that reddish color. Magenta. The reddish color is magenta.
Also the blue colour is cerulean. indigo. Is it indigo? It doesn't look indigo to me. There is just a slight purple tint to it.
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In just a little over an hour we added fifty or so posts here.
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The Game Hamster wrote:
Cap is giving gran a day off apparently. I just realized... This is all just part of a plot to replace us all with cap-bots.
He's feeling out gran's job so he knows how to program that cap bot, and once he has given us all a "day off" each will be replaced in turn...
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Are you saying there will be a captain vidmasterday at some point?
Good luck programming my amazing beard.
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I just started working on a quick adventure I want to run my friends through in an RPG called Demon Hunters: A Comedy of Terrors. I have so far written the following background for the BBEGs. Does it seem comedically terrifying enough?
Spoiler: Jeff and Carol were average high school students. Except that everyone hated them, and they hated everyone. This brought them together. They have spent the last 10 years dreaming of revenge on all those a*$%%#@ jocks and prime-dona b!!%$es that ruined their lives. Now they have their chance. The reunion is coming up, and they've learned how to animate the dead. How? Microwave popcorn. I know, it doesn't make sense, but there it is. Microwave popcorn, and a few words from an old book they found in Jeff's great-aunt's attic, and BOOM! the dead walk again. Well, shamble forward at t a limp. Sometimes even a fast limp. They still haven't figured out quite how to make the little buggers do what they say, but at least they've worked out how to keep their new playthings from attacking them. Now, they bide their time until they can unleash a staggering, reeking, moaning hell upon those who dared to look down upon them during that most important time of their lives, High School!