Deep 6 FaWtL

[gran rey de los nekkid]

I'm rubber, you're glue. He's a stapler. She's a tape dispenser. Those guys over there are paper clips. All my friends are office supplies.

Umm, nekkid office?

[gran rey de los mono]

I'm not a stalker, I'm an unpaid private investigator.

[gran rey de los mono]

I can't afford aromatherapy, so I just sniff random stuff and hope it helps.

[Rosita the Riveter]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

That would help a lot.

I double checked Roll 20, and it does support line of sight with the ability to specify field of vision. That'll work perfectly (And for a whole lot more than just the lighting system. Being able to zoom will be great when firearms dominate combat, and fights can happen at a whole lot of ranges. Not to mention cover being vital.).

[gran rey de los mono]

If you're feeling lonely, forgotten, or just need someone to cheer you up, remember you can always change your birthdate on your Facebook profile.

[gran rey de los mono]

You know you're getting old when you go to an antique auction and three people bid on you.

[gran rey de los mono]

What can travel around the world while staying stuck in the corner? A stamp.

[Dalindra]

gran rey de los nekkid wrote:

Umm, nekkid office?

That looks like a great movie title!! When do you start filming?

[Punniculus]

Dalindra wrote:

gran rey de los nekkid wrote:

Umm, nekkid office?

That looks like a great movie title!! When do you start filming?

As soon as you get Kileanna to sign this contract.

[gran rey de los mono]

Also, should the movie be "nekkid office" or "Umm, nekkid office?"? I kind of like the 2nd one.

[Dalindra]

"Umm, nekkid office" all the way!!

[Kileanna]

"Umm, nekkid hospital" or nothing xD

[Rosita the Riveter]

I like peanuts.

[Punniculus]

Kileanna wrote:

"Umm, nekkid hospital" or nothing xD

Hospitals can have offices. Done. Sign here. And here. Initials here. Sign here is blood. Sigh here. Initial here in someone else's blood. Initial sign there. Countersign on the back.

Just 12 more pages to go and we'll get started.

[gran rey de los mono]

Rosita the Riveter wrote:

I like peanuts.

The legume or the comic strip?

[Rosita the Riveter]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Rosita the Riveter wrote:

I like peanuts.

The legume or the comic strip?

Well, I do have a jar of dry roasted peanuts and a Flying Ace Snoopy mug on my desk right now.

Also, scotch. That's important, too.

[Kileanna]

Punniculus wrote:

Kileanna wrote:

"Umm, nekkid hospital" or nothing xD

Hospitals can have offices. Done. Sign here. And here. Initials here. Sign here is blood. Sigh here. Initial here in someone else's blood. Initial sign there. Countersign on the back.

Just 12 more pages to go and we'll get started.

I don't sign or sigh anything without my contract devil revising it first.

[Kelsey MacAilbert]

Kileanna wrote:

Punniculus wrote:

Kileanna wrote:

"Umm, nekkid hospital" or nothing xD

Hospitals can have offices. Done. Sign here. And here. Initials here. Sign here is blood. Sigh here. Initial here in someone else's blood. Initial sign there. Countersign on the back.

Just 12 more pages to go and we'll get started.

I don't sign or sigh anything without my contract devil revising it first.

So far, I've found three seperate clauses that involve relinquishing your soul to Urgathoa. I'm mostly confused as to what she wants with it and why Asmodeus isn't in on the deal.

[Dr. Aria Soto]

I have a new pen! I'm going to test its writing by signing multiple times on this papers...
Umm... Let's see if the writing is clearer with it or with my blood.
*Sighs*
Better with the pen.
Maybe better with Kileanna's blood. Nah, better with the pen. I think I am keeping it.

Hmm? Why are you looking at me?

[Kileanna]

Kelsey MacAilbert wrote:

Kileanna wrote:

Punniculus wrote:

Kileanna wrote:

"Umm, nekkid hospital" or nothing xD

Hospitals can have offices. Done. Sign here. And here. Initials here. Sign here is blood. Sigh here. Initial here in someone else's blood. Initial sign there. Countersign on the back.

Just 12 more pages to go and we'll get started.

I don't sign or sigh anything without my contract devil revising it first.

So far, I've found three seperate clauses that involve relinquishing your soul to Urgathoa. I'm mostly confused as to what she wants with it and why Asmodeus isn't in on the deal.

Hey, my contract devil is so pretty!!!

[Dr. Aria Soto]

Kelsey MacAilbert wrote:

Kileanna wrote:

Punniculus wrote:

Kileanna wrote:

"Umm, nekkid hospital" or nothing xD

Hospitals can have offices. Done. Sign here. And here. Initials here. Sign here is blood. Sigh here. Initial here in someone else's blood. Initial sign there. Countersign on the back.

Just 12 more pages to go and we'll get started.

I don't sign or sigh anything without my contract devil revising it first.

So far, I've found three seperate clauses that involve relinquishing your soul to Urgathoa. I'm mostly confused as to what she wants with it and why Asmodeus isn't in on the deal.

What???

Oh, don't tell me I have sold my soul again by accident...

Well... Urgathoa doesn't seem such a bad patron for a flesh eating vampire doctor, I guess...

[Punniculus]

Kileanna wrote:

Kelsey MacAilbert wrote:

Kileanna wrote:

Punniculus wrote:

Kileanna wrote:

"Umm, nekkid hospital" or nothing xD

Hospitals can have offices. Done. Sign here. And here. Initials here. Sign here is blood. Sigh here. Initial here in someone else's blood. Initial sign there. Countersign on the back.

Just 12 more pages to go and we'll get started.

I don't sign or sigh anything without my contract devil revising it first.

So far, I've found three seperate clauses that involve relinquishing your soul to Urgathoa. I'm mostly confused as to what she wants with it and why Asmodeus isn't in on the deal.

Hey, my contract devil is so pretty!!!

I'm glad you think so, since she just signed on to be your co-star.

[Punniculus]

Since we've got our two leads signed on, I guess I should start on a script. Or rather, have my scriptwriter do it.

[Ordinary Rabbit]

*piddles on typewriter*

*is huggably cute*

[Punniculus]

*heavy sigh*

It's a start, I guess.

[Tasha the half-kender]

I have already written it! I had it for a... uh... personal project!

Hey, god, now you have a necromancer too!!!

We need uniforms!

[Punniculus]

Necromancer uniform? I'll see what I can do.

[Punniculus]

Here's an option.

This might help with keeping the undead in line.

This could be fun too.

[Punniculus]

So, I have the following followers:

My Priestess Prime, the Bard/Cleric.
A Necromancer/Contract Devil.
An unnamed Paladin.
And possibly a time-share on a Pirate.

Does that seem right? Have I forgotten anyone? I mean, that's practically an adventuring party right there. I'm doing awesome for a new god.

[gran rey de los mono]

It's been a few years, but I decided I wanted to do some more cross-stitch. I think maybe I should have eased back into it instead of going straight for this.

[gran rey de los mono]

I also picked up this one, just because.

[gran rey de los mono]

This was the last big one I did, about 5 years ago.

Edit: Actually, I think it was more like 3 years ago. Either way, it's been a while.

[Dr. Aria Soto]

I am not going to wear that!!!
I am a respected doctor!

[Kileanna]

They are awesome!!! I have some sort of ugly faerie that my aunt did for me on cross stitch.

She has a play d'oh arm xD

[Freehold DM]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Personally, I don't understand why anyone would want those Pop things (assuming I'm thinking of the right stuff). I think they look dumb, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

the fit perfectly on a desk and being the right dimensions of square can keep your figuring safe and dust free while you gawk at it and feel less alone. In many ways they are shrines to your geekiness.

[Punniculus]

Then you can wear a lab coat. And nothing else. Oh, and the only lab coat that's available is three sizes too small.

Edit: This was directed at Dr. Aria Soto, in case of confusion. I wasn't trying to make Freehold wear a too-small lab coat as some kind of punishment. He can wear one for funsies, if he likes.

[Punniculus]

Or you can wear this. She's kind of a doctor, and will synergyze nicely with the summoner, should we get one.

[gran rey de los mono]

Freehold DM wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Personally, I don't understand why anyone would want those Pop things (assuming I'm thinking of the right stuff). I think they look dumb, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

the fit perfectly on a desk and being the right dimensions of square can keep your figuring safe and dust free while you gawk at it and feel less alone. In many ways they are shrines to your geekiness.

If you like them, go for it. I find them disturbing, kinda like how I feel about most "chibi" stuff. Therefore, I shall pass.

[Freehold DM]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Personally, I don't understand why anyone would want those Pop things (assuming I'm thinking of the right stuff). I think they look dumb, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

the fit perfectly on a desk and being the right dimensions of square can keep your figuring safe and dust free while you gawk at it and feel less alone. In many ways they are shrines to your geekiness.

If you like them, go for it. I find them disturbing, kinda like how I feel about most "chibi" stuff. Therefore, I shall pass.

yeah chibi stuff sure is silly...

Spoiler:

hugs chibi everything, hugs hello kitty twice

[captain yesterday]

captain yesterday wrote:

Dumb teenage cashier: Can you watch the service desk for me

Me: okay, but if anyone comes up I'm walking away

Dumb teenage cashier: You don't know how to do returns, they're easy, I'll show you!

Me: No, that's okay

Dumb teenage cashier: What are you, a lazy bum!

Me: No, that's why I work in the back.

Dumb teenage cashier brought this up to the manager on duty and he helpfully asked the teenager "How many bikes, pools or swing sets did you haul out to people's vehicles?" "None?" "And how much of the store did you straighten?" "Board games" "and how much reshop did you put away" "a cart or two" "exactly! Captain Yesterday did all of that, by himself, without complaining, if he doesn't want to do returns, he doesn't have to do returns"

Good times! :-)

[captain yesterday]

Freehold DM wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Personally, I don't understand why anyone would want those Pop things (assuming I'm thinking of the right stuff). I think they look dumb, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

the fit perfectly on a desk and being the right dimensions of square can keep your figuring safe and dust free while you gawk at it and feel less alone. In many ways they are shrines to your geekiness.

Do they stand up pretty good, they (the pop figures) always look so top heavy and they would fall over at any moment. If they don't I'd love to get one for the General's desk at work. :-)

[Freehold DM]

captain yesterday wrote:

Freehold DM wrote:

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Personally, I don't understand why anyone would want those Pop things (assuming I'm thinking of the right stuff). I think they look dumb, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

the fit perfectly on a desk and being the right dimensions of square can keep your figuring safe and dust free while you gawk at it and feel less alone. In many ways they are shrines to your geekiness.

Do they stand up pretty good, they (the pop figures) always look so top heavy and they would fall over at any moment. If they don't I'd love to get one for the General's desk at work. :-)

they don't! Get her one!

[gran rey de los mono]

G: "Did I ever tell you about the time I met Bill Murray?"
J: "You met Bill Murray?"
G: "Nope. That's probably why I've never told you about it."

[The Game Hamster]

The head is hollow, so It weighs less than the solid vinyl body.

[Kileanna]

Arde Lucus, a historial recreation fair celebrated all years in Lugo, begins today. It atracts many tourists, both from Spain and from abroad.

Since yesterday we have at least triplicated our drug and alcohol tests made, and the fair has not even begun.

Half of those tests are made to people who (judging by the names) come from other countries.

Principal touristic attractive from Spain: cheap alcohol!

[gran rey de los mono]

Kileanna wrote:

Arde Lucus, a historial recreation fair celebrated all years in Lugo, begins today. It atracts many tourists, both from Spain and from abroad.

Since yesterday we have at least triplicated our drug and alcohol tests made, and the fair has not even begun.

Half of those tests are made to people who (judging by the names) come from other countries.

Principal touristic attractive from Spain: cheap alcohol!

Oh, then I guess I should stop planning a trip to Spain.

[gran rey de los mono]

One of the Kickstarters I backed a while ago finally shipped. About an hour ago, I got the email telling me that it had shipped. When I checked the tracking, it shows it shipped like 3 days ago, and is supposed to be delivered today. I'm glad it's almost here, but it seems like they could have gotten the notice out a little sooner.

[Kileanna]

Which kickstarter it was?

[gran rey de los mono]

JourneyQuest Season 3.

[Tasha the half-kender]

gran rey de los mono wrote:

Kileanna wrote:

Arde Lucus, a historial recreation fair celebrated all years in Lugo, begins today. It atracts many tourists, both from Spain and from abroad.

Since yesterday we have at least triplicated our drug and alcohol tests made, and the fair has not even begun.

Half of those tests are made to people who (judging by the names) come from other countries.

Principal touristic attractive from Spain: cheap alcohol!

Oh, then I guess I should stop planning a trip to Spain.

So bad. I already had fetched your outfit for the Arde Lucus...