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The back warehouse has flooded. Which is apparently enough for everyone but me and another guy to FREAK THE F!## OUT!!!!
I'm not impressed.
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Tacticslion wrote: Though, uh, I've always wanted to play a successful assassination character, complete with assingments and missions... and all my characters tend to be (or become) lawful good, really quickly... and they tend to be quite generous and nice... and I sometimes bake cookies...
... s-shut it! You don't know! I can be edgy, any time I want!
I made an assassin once. He was a rat folk slayer, who died in shattered star via the trapped clone of Sorshen. Reborn in her clone, (s)he continued on and became quite proficient at killing things. Later, she one shot the necromancer in the party, fled, got a little too cocky with success, and died after framing the group.
Being a church assassin for Abaddar she had always had issues with the evil members of the party. After all, Professionals Have Standards.
I played one "assassin" character who was a low-level fetchling ninja.
In a fit of rather extreme irony, he was tapped (along with a host of others) to take part in a grisly spiritual murder mystery-cum-haunted house for a crime he neither committed, nor had any real relationship with.
He was chaotic good, and, though he accepted contracts, he was very careful about their - heh - execution (look, I enjoy what I enjoy), and he always did a lot of extra foot-work to make sure his targets were "worthy" of the execution. His "main" business was as a traveling medicine salesman "from Tian-Xia" (he wasn't, though he had a few features that were reminiscent of said continent, and he adopted a heavy accent) who was certainly always a law-abiding salesman. He brewed his (non-lethal) poisons in a hidden alchemy lab in his cart. None of that ever mattered in the one game I played him in... In fact, the only part of his build that ever became relevant was his catch off-guard and throw anything feats. Oh well!
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Tammy doesn't get paid to kill people, she let's it happen organically. :-)
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So, I've mentioned before that my family and I share a house with our landlord in a weird sort of arrangement, because he had a colossal awesome house and was recently widowed and afraid of being old and alone and weird, and we were broke and needed a better place to live and it seemed to work out.
But, well, he's old-ish and a self-decribed borderline-Aspy (I don't think he actually has Aspergers, I think he just enjoys being an a@%~@!@).
And yesterday out of the blue, he said to me, "Hey, I learned a new word today that describes you! Well, it's not a new word, apparently, but I'd never heard of it before. HOT MESS! But not, you know, a lot. Only about a one or a two on a scale from one to ten."
This after I'd just worked ten and a half straight hours with no break and no food because my school is short-staffed during summer term, and I was completely exhausted.
I think I totally get points for not throwing a f%*%ing kitchen knife at him.
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NobodysHome wrote: NobodysHome's life
EDIT: Meh. You know you're getting old when you forget to put on pants in the morning. Or you're just Kileanna...
You know, that could be interpreted as "You know you're getting old when you're Kileanna." I'm sure that isn't what you meant, but maybe you're jealous of all the attention she's been getting.
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NobodysHome wrote: Ah, the terrible trials and travails of the upper middle class:... I think I might hate you.
No, not seriously. But if you are looking for something different (and entirely less fun), I'd be more than happy to set you up with a boring-ass 'vacation' in beautiful East Central Illinois for only $20,000! There will be nothing much to do, nowhere good to eat, and not much to see except the corn and soybean fields. But, I guarantee the money will be put to good use. Well, some of the money might not be put to good use, but I don't think anyone would be surprised by that.
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lisamarlene wrote: So, I've mentioned before that my family and I share a house with our landlord in a weird sort of arrangement, because he had a colossal awesome house and was recently widowed and afraid of being old and alone and weird, and we were broke and needed a better place to live and it seemed to work out.
But, well, he's old-ish and a self-decribed borderline-Aspy (I don't think he actually has Aspergers, I think he just enjoys being an a@@%$!#).
And yesterday out of the blue, he said to me, "Hey, I learned a new word today that describes you! Well, it's not a new word, apparently, but I'd never heard of it before. HOT MESS! But not, you know, a lot. Only about a one or a two on a scale from one to ten."
This after I'd just worked ten and a half straight hours with no break and no food because my school is short-staffed during summer term, and I was completely exhausted.
I think I totally get points for not throwing a f*~$ing kitchen knife at him.
At least he said you're hot. That counts for something, right?
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Ahh, shipment tracking. I ordered some stuff online the other day, and at checkout it estimated a delivery of the 30th. When I got the shipment notification, it said the 1st. I just checked it, and now it says the 29th. Hopefully that won't change again, especially since the last activity was when it was checked into my local post office about 2 hours ago.
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And now, everyone's favorite time of the night: gran rey's joke hour!!
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If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I've had to restart my computer...Oh, wait. He does.
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Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes the reason is you.
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I'm not a Facebook status, you don't have to like me.
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Honesty may be the best policy, but sometimes insanity is the best defense.
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I think that for vacation this year (Yeah, right. Like I ever get vacation) I'm going to find a sleepy little seaside town with a horrifying backstory and a murder to solve.
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If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else and seek counseling.
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If you can smile during a crisis, then you have already found your scapegoat.
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The most important lesson I learned in Chemistry class was to never lick the spoon.
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I like to exercise as soon as I wake up. That way I get it done before my brain realizes what I'm doing.
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gran rey de los everything wrote: NobodysHome wrote: NobodysHome's life
EDIT: Meh. You know you're getting old when you forget to put on pants in the morning. Or you're just Kileanna...
You know, that could be interpreted as "You know you're getting old when you're Kileanna." I'm sure that isn't what you meant, but maybe your jealous of all the attention she's been getting. LOL I had already thought that but I didn't take it that way. Anyway, as my birthday was two days ago he could also mean I am getting old, and that's true. There only one thing worse than getting old and that's NOT getting old, so I don't care.
And he might get as much attention as me if he got rid of some of his clothes from time to time, I guess.
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I read a book about Stockholm Syndrome. It was pretty bad at first, but by the end I really enjoyed it.
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My daughter buys a lot of ringtones for someone who never answers her calls.
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Is everything really expensive, or am I just poor?
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True friendship is when the silence between two people is no longer awkward.
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This is the internet. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you do say will be misquoted, and then used against you.
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If we got rid of all the margarine, the world would be a butter place.
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Kileanna wrote: gran rey de los everything wrote: NobodysHome wrote: NobodysHome's life
EDIT: Meh. You know you're getting old when you forget to put on pants in the morning. Or you're just Kileanna...
You know, that could be interpreted as "You know you're getting old when you're Kileanna." I'm sure that isn't what you meant, but maybe your jealous of all the attention she's been getting. LOL I had already thought that but I didn't take it that way. Anyway, as my birthday was two days ago he could also mean I am getting old, and that's true. There only one thing worse than getting old and that's NOT getting old, so I don't care.
And he might get as much attention as me if he got rid of some of his clothes from time to time, I guess. I'm not sure if I want to encourage him to get nekkid.
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Someone stole my mood ring and I'm not sure what I'm supposed to feel about that.
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If I ever get interviewed by a police sketch artist, my goal will be to see how far we can get before he realized I'm having him draw a pirate.
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I sometimes wish conversations with my wife could be like computer user agreements. Then I could skip straight to the end and just agree to everything.
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No matter how fast I run, I just can't seem to catch my breath.
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I tossed and turned so much in bed last night that the monster under the bed said he couldn't take it anymore and left.
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Is it weird that cells multiply by dividing?
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After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF".
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If you weigh 99 lbs, and then eat 1 lb of nachos, you would be 1% nachos.
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I'm more pissed off right now than a red dragon trying to blow out the candles on his birthday cake.
I tried to say "No" to drugs, but they just wouldn't listen.
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I want to hang a map of the world in my house, and then put pins in everywhere I've been. But first, I'll have to travel to the two top corners so that the map won't fall of the wall.
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People tend to make rules for others, and exceptions for themselves.
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Some days I feel like running away. Then I remember how much I hate running.
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No matter how hard I try or how much I practice, whenever I dance I look like I'm telling the runner on first to steal second.
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With my luck I'll be reincarnated as me.
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It doesn't matter if you win or lose. What matters is if I win or lose.
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Mondays are a terrible way to spend 1/7th of your life.
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The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat tire.
Here's a fun game. Call the police and order a pizza at the same time, and see who gets there first.
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gran rey de los mono wrote: You have the right to remain silent. Don't tell me to shut up!
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If you don't know what you're doing, then do it quickly.
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The "get rich or die trying" philosophy on life is going terribly one-sided for me.
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The value of money is relative. For instance, the $10 your wife or the IRS don't know you have is worth far more than the $100 they do know about.
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