Fawlties at PaizoCon.Made my will save and am not reading 1700+ posts since I was last here.
What did I miss??
Sweet...
I'm assuming because the world is still around, we were foiled in our attempt to raise the Great Old Ones?
Apparently playing Cthulu Dice wasn't enough to raise one.
PMG, I gotta say it again:
Focus = AWESOMSAUCE
Wait for Ent and Twiddler. ;)
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Apparently playing Cthulu Dice wasn't enough to raise one.Fawlties at PaizoCon.Made my will save and am not reading 1700+ posts since I was last here.
What did I miss??
Sweet...
I'm assuming because the world is still around, we were foiled in our attempt to raise the Great Old Ones?
CURSES!!!! Foiled again!!!
Next time Inspector Gadget!!!
Why haven't they given me my job offer yet?
Well, if you want to know the truth......
...the folks you interviewed with are actually alien beings sent to earth to collect navel lint. It's considered a delicacy on their world, and the ruling caste will pay bucketloads for it. Using their advanced detection equipment, they must have found your navel to be too lint free.
What?Wait for Ent and Twiddler. ;)PMG, I gotta say it again:
Focus = AWESOMSAUCE
Ent and Twiddler are two new sentient programs that the PMG (all praise to his Phenomenal Digital Power) developed to help enforce his will against a hapless humanity. With them in place, he has more time to spend seeking his true goal - mastery of Canasta!
What?Wait for Ent and Twiddler. ;)PMG, I gotta say it again:
Focus = AWESOMSAUCE
Think thousands of PIEs.
Uh-oh. J11's name was misspelled in the front of Wayfinder 5, and was written as the Name Which One Must Never Call Her. Bracing for impact.
EDIT: And misspelled in the section where her illustration appeared.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't annoyed but what can you do, I am thankful I was given the opportunity to participate in Wayfinder.
Soooo many posts to catch up on. :P
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+1+1Ugh, Mothy, sorry to hear that. 34 is way too young.Just heard that an old friend of mine passed away after a long battle with illness. He was 34.
I pretty much lost contact with him about three years ago when he moved overseas and life got really busy for me with kids and such.
This makes me really sad.
Agreed. My condolences, Mothman.
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Soooo many posts to catch up on. :PThat's why I'm thankful I made my will save. :P
Well didn't read all of it, but I finally have some free time now that I'm on 4th week at new job.
SympathiesJust heard that an old friend of mine passed away after a long battle with illness. He was 34.
I pretty much lost contact with him about three years ago when he moved overseas and life got really busy for me with kids and such.
This makes me really sad.
Likewise.
Why haven't they given me my job offer yet?You forgot to clean the dried blood off your wings. I've found potential employers hate dried blood.What if it's the blood of heathens?
Also - it's a mass media company. I hear they like the smell of blood.
On behaf of the heathens - Ow!
And most mass media companies are rife with heathens. They like blood, but usually they prefer the blood of virgins fresh off the bus from Iowa of Nebraska or one of those other squarish states in the Midwest.
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Why haven't they given me my job offer yet?You forgot to clean the dried blood off your wings. I've found potential employers hate dried blood.What if it's the blood of heathens?
Also - it's a mass media company. I hear they like the smell of blood.
Then they are like sharks in a feeding frenzy. You'll be loved.
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Why haven't they given me my job offer yet?You forgot to clean the dried blood off your wings. I've found potential employers hate dried blood.What if it's the blood of heathens?
Also - it's a mass media company. I hear they like the smell of blood.
On behaf of the heathens - Ow!
And most mass media companies are rife with heathens. They like blood, but usually they prefer the blood of virgins fresh off the bus from Iowa of Nebraska or one of those other squarish states in the Midwest.
I'm in one of those squarish states.
I always wondered if by blood of virgins did they mean, virginal blood, wedding night blood. Brings a whole new thought to blood magics. Also why did Dragons always want a virgin girl??
Why haven't they given me my job offer yet?You forgot to clean the dried blood off your wings. I've found potential employers hate dried blood.What if it's the blood of heathens?
Also - it's a mass media company. I hear they like the smell of blood.
If they're anything like this place, you're correct. We have a collection of dried husks out back to prove it.
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If they're anything like this place, you're correct. We have a collection of dried husks out back to prove it.Why haven't they given me my job offer yet?You forgot to clean the dried blood off your wings. I've found potential employers hate dried blood.What if it's the blood of heathens?
Also - it's a mass media company. I hear they like the smell of blood.
Do some of them still have typewriters in front of them?
Why haven't they given me my job offer yet?
The job-offer stoat was out sick today?
Seriously, I hope you get the job offer soon.
hello everyone
Likewise.SympathiesJust heard that an old friend of mine passed away after a long battle with illness. He was 34.
I pretty much lost contact with him about three years ago when he moved overseas and life got really busy for me with kids and such.
This makes me really sad.
sorry to hear that, mothman
Yeah, sympathies Mothman.
How's things, Fawtl? I really haven't seen much by way of news from the con, did they show ultimate combat at all? Last year it was teaser-teaser-teaser....
Work is bonkers. Busy. Frumpy about missing the con.
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They showed the cover, and gave a glimpse at some of the pages. The classes are, as expected: gunslinger, samurai, ninja. They also mentioned that the feats summary table is SEVEN PAGES LONG. @_@
Yikes!
Oh, yes, and one of the archetypes offered will be the Spell Slinger, a.k.a. "".
:)
I am seeing a spell slinger campaign in the future. Betwixt that and the Paladin of Muryland from the old Dragon mag, it would be interesting to see.
They showed the cover, and gave a glimpse at some of the pages. The classes are, as expected: gunslinger, samurai, ninja. They also mentioned that the feats summary table is SEVEN PAGES LONG. @_@
Yikes!
Oh, yes, and one of the archetypes offered will be the Spell Slinger, a.k.a. "".
:)
Well now, THAT is exciting! I'm really pumped for Ultimate Combat.
Think thousands of PIEs.What?Wait for Ent and Twiddler. ;)PMG, I gotta say it again:
Focus = AWESOMSAUCE
That's alot of PIE.....
You sure Dr. Leafy, PhD can handle it? He'll have competition.
1. There can never be too much PIE/pie.
2. Competition?3. I've tinkered with Twitter, but I'm not that impressed.
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Don't read too much into the name "twiddler". I was just trying to be funny, along the lines of "teh facetube".
Oh hahahaha.......... is that better? :)
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Don't read too much into the name "twiddler". I was just trying to be funny, along the lines of "teh facetube".
It sounds rather perverted. Was that the funny part or the too much part?
My new experiment: It's so blasted hot, will it help if I'm dryer than usual?
Don't read too much into the name "twiddler". I was just trying to be funny, along the lines of "teh facetube".
I find twiddler funny, even if everyone else doesn't get it. ;)
So, I hear that PaizoCon was a total disaster, and that everyone spent the whole weekend moping around missing my awesomeness.
Yep completely miserable, we had no fun at all, some of us didn't have a really nice lunch on Saturday.
Mini-Rant** spoiler omitted **
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Are the forums acting odd for anyone else? I clicked on the new posts and the site sent me to the store, but when I just clicked on last it worked fine.
So, I hear that PaizoCon was a total disaster, and that everyone spent the whole weekend moping around missing my awesomeness.
Huh, no one mentioned your absence in their reports.