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He's naaaaked underneath that beard, y'know.
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So who here is picking up Mass Effect Andromeda?
am taking off the next day to get it release night while wearing my mass effect gear and looking for release night parties.
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I still have my goatee. I can't go completely without facial hair.
That would just be crazy.
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The dog has decided he's going to sit on a chair in the kitchen, looking sad, with an erection (how is that even possible!?) until I let him clean the bacon pan.
Well played.
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The dog has decided he's going to sit on a chair in the kitchen, looking sad, with an erection (how is that even possible!?) until I let him clean the bacon pan.
Well played.
o_O
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Indeed.
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It used to be easy finding Cliche British Guy, what happened, man.
Oh, right.
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It used to be easy finding Cliche British Guy, what happened, man.
Oh, right.
Get with the times, man. There's a Cliche British Woman in the U.K.'s big seat.
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It was one of my first aliases, used it to poke fun at Magnuskn. Good times.
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So, uh, saying I'm Antonio Banderas in my profile, maybe not my best idea.
But, it's too late to change it now.
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Ok. Day 2 at the con. Let's make some sales.
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It's winter still, anyone else notice that.
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It's winter still, anyone else notice that.
no it isn't. There's no snow here.
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You can have ours, it's all hard and dirty now though.
I should see when we'll get more. I'd love to pack in a whole bunch of big storms before spring, it's the long, cold, silence of late winter that gets to me.
Something about being alone with my thoughts for long periods of time make Captain Yesterday go something, something...
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Perhaps a good book?
Even if I have to reread something -- a good story always helps shut my thoughts up long enough for me to get through those wonderful, quiet, and all-too-rare extended periods of solitude. Otherwise, . . . well, let's just say it's better this way.
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Oh I'm cool, you don't get to be as old as me, living where we do, without finding a way to cope. :-)
Fargo is a surprisingly cathartic show to watch during winter, for instance.
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Perhaps a good book?
Even if I have to reread something -- a good story always helps shut my thoughts up long enough for me to get through those wonderful, quiet, and all-too-rare extended periods of solitude. Otherwise, . . . well, let's just say it's better this way.
Leadership Secrets Of Atilla the Hun is one of my favorite books.
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Even the title is intriguing . . . . I sincerely hope it offers insights for furthering one's ambitions of global domination . . . . .
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The more I work on my "Eberrontech, but 60s and very American" Pathfinder setting, the more I realize I have an unbreakable mental association between Reggae, Hawaiian and Californian beach culture, and Druids.
This is not a bad thing.
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Warning: may trigger allergies.
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Get with the times, man. There's a Cliche British Woman in the U.K.'s big seat.It used to be easy finding Cliche British Guy, what happened, man.
Oh, right.
{Opens mouth}
{Closes mouth}
Do you know, I have nothing whatsoever to say about that.
7.4% stout and 'Flashdance', oyyyyyyy.
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Great! Now I have to get ready for work.
At least it's cold and a Saturday. That's prime time for f*++ing with stoners and teenagers , or the all too common stoned teenagers.
Question is, do I do Boomhauer's voice, the meow game, end every sentence with a question, or whisper conspiratorially between sentences like Deadpool. Or do I just not talk at all, only communicating via hand gestures and facial expressions.
Hard choices to make.
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Of course, just because I don't mind working, doesn't mean I'm going to be on time.
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The system says it belongs on the floor, but not where. But it's a kitchen, so those just have tags you take to the checkout, then I bring it up. So it shouldn't go on the floor, but because the system thinks we need one on the floor, it won't let me put it in back. *glares at archaic inventory thingamajig*
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Also, yay for the return of monthly toy propaganda! The manager strongly recommended watching the Nintendo Switch propaganda.
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What about a Kinetic Sand monster.
Maybe has Kineticist abilities.
Just something I thought of as I straightened the Kinetic Sand aisle.
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Toy propaganda done. Nintendo Switch looks like it's trying to do too much. Graphics did not impress me.
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I don't see why I can't.
It's almost time for the Stoner Hour (the last hour before we close).
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M MARRIED!!!
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M MARRIED!!!
** spoiler omitted **
Enjoy wearing the world's smallest handcuff.
Oh, and Gratz TS!!!
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I'm pretty sure The Littles have smaller handcuffs.
Yes, congrats!
Every day gets better than the last one. :-)
Pick your battles, always say you're sorry before bed, even if you're right. Never fight over housework, especially dishes, and laundry.
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Newest entry into the adult only version of board games, I present you:
Trivial Pursuit X
Edgy Trivia That Leaves It's Mark.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M MARRIED!!!
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Congratulations!
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M MARRIED!!!
** spoiler omitted **
Congratulations, my friend!
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Newest entry into the adult only version of board games, I present you:
Trivial Pursuit X
Edgy Trivia That Leaves It's Mark.
BRING TO FREEHOLD
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I have misplaced my pants.
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I have found my pants.
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Were they on your head?
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Nope, although the General and i had a good laugh when she asked if I'd left them in the car after work. :-D
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An abridged recap for Carrion Crown here, a bit late but better than never!
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Hurray, TS! Congrats!
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M MARRIED!!!
(...) I'll get used to it, I'm sure.
Wearing ring or being married?
:P
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I've been married for over fifteen years now, and I barely even notice my wife.
... wait a minute...
My ring, I barely notice my ring.