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26 posts. Alias of Syrus Terrigan.


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And we've gotten about 4 inches of snow on the ground here in Podunk, TN. Highly irregular. I was still in elementary school when last I recall snowfall of similar depth.

Hooray!! Winter!!!


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Freehold, I think it's time we stepped up your Weather Dominator's output . . . . 'Cause you just got a special request.


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Winter is coming!!

Leave off, haters!! :D


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I know! It's been wonderful to have days that have barely broken 80 degrees here lately -- post-Harvey cold snap, as it were; a heavily-tarnished silver lining, but silver nonetheless --, and that means . . . .

>.>

<.<

Wait for it . . . .

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>.>

Winter is coming!!

*confetti*


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Freehold!! Has the issue been your aim this whole time??! If Kajehase's report is fully accurate, we may have some . . . "operator error" variances to address . . . .

hefts throwing wrench, tests balance


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Oh, do be quiet about it.

huff

:)


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I'm having to act like I'm excited that it's 42 degrees out here. A bit brisk when you're driving UTVs around in short sleeves, but . . . . Well, let's just say that I'm almost feeling another alias coming on -- something like Syrus Terrigan's Climate Change Despair. These past two winters here have been ludicrously un-cold.

That's not too political a thing to say, right?


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Even symbolic stand-ins have power, John. Just ask Harry Dresden.

Besides -- I offed this guy a couple weeks back, and I need to get some use out of him. And I can off the "real deal" once he gets back from vacation.

stupid, lyin' groundhogs


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We're getting a "swamp deposit" here in SW TN. Weather rolls in --> makes its deposit --> turns everything into a swamp.

mounts Puxsutawney Phil's head on pike, charges northward to war


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assassinates Punxsutawney Phil for being a bigger liar than [redacted]


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turns to Freehold DM

I think your weather dominator is broken. And I don't like that. Not one bit.


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Perhaps a good book?

Even if I have to reread something -- a good story always helps shut my thoughts up long enough for me to get through those wonderful, quiet, and all-too-rare extended periods of solitude. Otherwise, . . . well, let's just say it's better this way.


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Stinkin' 50-something degrees out here.
Broke a sweat at work today -- twice!!
I fear Cap'n's aliases (aliasii??) will thaw much too soon . . . .


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SNOW!!!!!! IN *TENNESSEE*!!!!!!!

Low teens temperatures!! Better wind chill!! Easy money!!!!!

Haaaahaaaahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

VICTORY!!


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Cap'n Yesterdays Winter Madness wrote:

Yeah!! We're up to 11 degrees! With a windchill of 0! Zero!!!

strips naked, jumps in the nearest snowbank to make Snow Captain's.

cries a snowflake tear

Sooooooo jealous. It's in the low 50s here, I think. :(


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New Weather Bulletin --
We made it to the low twenties overnight!!

Yay!! confetti


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In other news: best we've done here in west TN is *maybe* upper twenties -- I think Memphis caught a 31-degree low, and we're usually 2-3 degrees cooler out here in the boonies.

Half-a$$ed winter 'round here . . . .

But!! People are wearing gloves and hoodies and coats and such at work, and cussing me for still being in my customary jeans/cargos and a t-shirt.

Muuhuuwaahahahahahahhahahaaaaaa. :D


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I only see snow on TV. ;-; :(

No 500-lb birds here, but our deer crossings handle weigh-ins at about that rate. But then you get to tack on the weight of the vehicle involved.

Ah, the whitetail deer -- deadliest animal on the North American continent.


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Winter is almost here!!!

XD


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You cannot stop it!

Winter is coming!!

:D

p.s. -- NH, ever been in the Southeast for one of our "gullywashers"??


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taps the Killing Frost of Ghulurak for UB, casts Glimpse the Unthinkable targeting captain yesterday

You have my express permission to lose your mind, good friend. We'll keep you in cryostasis till the Spring Thaw.


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In the cold, there is good.
In the snows, there is peace.
In the winds, there is serenity.

And the cold will flat-out wreck the plans of any heat-crazed, button-pushing Winter-deniers!!!
Forward the Frosty Fundament!!


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Feels so awesome outside this morning!!! Cooler temperatures!!!

Winter is coming!!


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whooshes in to chill chillingly in the AM, reads the digital newspaper (far more reliable than any other source) that is FaWtL, and . . .

Ahem.

I had nothing to do with that. Seriously. The fever, I mean.

cough

May he Minecraft his way to health rapidly.

And, yes, he does take after his father a bit. :)


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snows and rushing frigid winds . . . .

silent, inexorable


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Cap'n Yesterday's Summer Dreams wrote:

gets out industrial paint sprayer, starts spraying the leaves green.

Come on! Just another week! Summer can't be over already! It just started!

curls up in a fetal position in the corner, clutching the deflated alligator floaty toy

It just started!!!!

Winter is coming.

And not soon enough!!!