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Treppa wrote:
Why do low battery alarms always start chirping at 3 a.m.? And why do they chirp once every 10 minutes so you absolutely cannot find what's making that maddening noise?

very regal looking avatar there Treppa.

Shadow Lodge

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Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Why do low battery alarms always start chirping at 3 a.m.? And why do they chirp once every 10 minutes so you absolutely cannot find what's making that maddening noise?
very regal looking avatar there Treppa.

I suddenly feel very under dressed.


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Uh... Hot.

I am going for a party in the open. There is supposed to be a bonfire.


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I'd stuck my finger into a broken outlet under our bed (our bed had shifted away from the wall before bed, somehow..;-D) anywho, turned out to be the best thing in my life as it cured my shoulder ailment, i had a nerve pinching between the arm socket and collarbone, couldn't lift my arm above shoulder level without incredible pain, doctors said I'd need surgery, ha! I showed them! Hasn't bothered me since. :-)


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But where is Treppa going to keep her shopping list now!


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David M Mallon wrote:

So I almost just got f!~*ing killed today. Ever since I moved into my apartment around 3 years ago, there have been two wires dangling about 2 feet above my head in the hallway where a smoke alarm was once hard-wired in. Since none of the hall lights work, I assumed that the whole circuit was disconnected, and left it alone for years. Today, I was moving a table between rooms, and must have knocked the two wires together. Big arc, big flash, and all of the lights in the apartment went out.

Turns out that the labels in the fuse box are WRONG WRONG WRONG. All of the lights in the apartment are on the same circuit, as well as the wall outlets in the bathroom (and at one point the missing smoke alarm), not just the hall lights. I capped off the hot and neutral lines, pulled the now blackened fuse out of the box, and plan on getting up bright and early tomorrow morning to have a nice little chat with my landlord.

In the mean time, I need a f%!&ing drink.

I am shocked you waited 3 years before thinking to complain to the landlord. I would have been b@#+@ing about it from day 1. Thank the Lord you weren't hurt.


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Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:
very regal looking avatar there Treppa.

Just another undead. Tough to keep a fresh look when you're not breathing, ya know?


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Treppa wrote:
Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:
very regal looking avatar there Treppa.
Just another undead. Tough to keep a fresh look when you're not breathing, ya know?

they have spells for that now :-) Gentle Repose and Prestidigitation keeps a person smelling as fresh as the Irish Hills :-)


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The Lich, Cliche BBEG wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:
very regal looking avatar there Treppa.
Just another undead. Tough to keep a fresh look when you're not breathing, ya know?
they have spells for that now :-) Gentle Repose and Prestidigitation keeps a person smelling as fresh as the Irish Hills :-)

Sihedron medallion does the trick as well. And who doesn't want to give a runelord a window into the world.


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The Lich, Cliche BBEG wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:
very regal looking avatar there Treppa.
Just another undead. Tough to keep a fresh look when you're not breathing, ya know?
they have spells for that now :-) Gentle Repose and Prestidigitation keeps a person smelling as fresh as the Irish Hills :-)

Don't the Irish Hills pretty much smell of sheep s#@*?


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Treppa wrote:
This is why I don't have a cat. If they would do something useful at 2 a.m., like changing batteries, I'd reconsider.

if your dog changes your batteries for you, I would like to see a youtube video of that.


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Treppa wrote:
Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:
very regal looking avatar there Treppa.
Just another undead. Tough to keep a fresh look when you're not breathing, ya know?

stop being hawt, you.

Silver Crusade

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Celestial Healer wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
2d6+6, with a 1d3 pool of bonus points in case of true mishaps.
I've converted to the school of point buy. I never thought I would.

I am thinking about a 20 pt buy, 1 for 1 for the next campaign


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Freehold DM wrote:
Treppa wrote:
This is why I don't have a cat. If they would do something useful at 2 a.m., like changing batteries, I'd reconsider.
if your dog changes your batteries for you, I would like to see a youtube video of that.

ours likes to clean his balls at around 4 every morning, I won't put that on YouTube tho :-)

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David M Mallon wrote:

So I almost just got f+!&ing killed today. Ever since I moved into my apartment around 3 years ago, there have been two wires dangling about 2 feet above my head in the hallway where a smoke alarm was once hard-wired in. Since none of the hall lights work, I assumed that the whole circuit was disconnected, and left it alone for years. Today, I was moving a table between rooms, and must have knocked the two wires together. Big arc, big flash, and all of the lights in the apartment went out.

Turns out that the labels in the fuse box are WRONG WRONG WRONG. All of the lights in the apartment are on the same circuit, as well as the wall outlets in the bathroom (and at one point the missing smoke alarm), not just the hall lights. I capped off the hot and neutral lines, pulled the now blackened fuse out of the box, and plan on getting up bright and early tomorrow morning to have a nice little chat with my landlord.

In the mean time, I need a f&+%ing drink.

Holy carp, this is a house of horrors, It's 9am and I want a drink


captain yesterday wrote:
Freehold DM wrote:
Treppa wrote:
This is why I don't have a cat. If they would do something useful at 2 a.m., like changing batteries, I'd reconsider.
if your dog changes your batteries for you, I would like to see a youtube video of that.
ours likes to clean his balls at around 4 every morning, I won't put that on YouTube tho :-)

...this is why I like cats.


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captain yesterday wrote:
I'd stuck my finger into a broken outlet under our bed (our bed had shifted away from the wall before bed, somehow..;-D) anywho, turned out to be the best thing in my life as it cured my shoulder ailment, i had a nerve pinching between the arm socket and collarbone, couldn't lift my arm above shoulder level without incredible pain, doctors said I'd need surgery, ha! I showed them! Hasn't bothered me since. :-)

....

Are you made of sorcery or something?


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Treppa wrote:
The Lich, Cliche BBEG wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:
very regal looking avatar there Treppa.
Just another undead. Tough to keep a fresh look when you're not breathing, ya know?
they have spells for that now :-) Gentle Repose and Prestidigitation keeps a person smelling as fresh as the Irish Hills :-)
Don't the Irish Hills pretty much smell of sheep s$!+?

Don't forget Potatoes:-)


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Back to Anchorage I go...


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Treppa wrote:
The Lich, Cliche BBEG wrote:
Treppa wrote:
Tordek Rumnaheim wrote:
very regal looking avatar there Treppa.
Just another undead. Tough to keep a fresh look when you're not breathing, ya know?
they have spells for that now :-) Gentle Repose and Prestidigitation keeps a person smelling as fresh as the Irish Hills :-)
Don't the Irish Hills pretty much smell of sheep s~!*?

That's the Scottish hills. The Irish hills smell of passed-out drunken Irishmen...

I figure I haven't apologized to Chris in days, so I might as well get the ball rolling...


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Aranna wrote:
I am shocked you waited 3 years before thinking to complain to the landlord. I would have been b@+&$ing about it from day 1. Thank the Lord you weren't hurt.

I've been b&$+@ing about getting the smoke detector replaced ever since my old roommate broke it, I just never realized that the circuit was still live.


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This morning, I went to change the fuse that blew, and found out that a) they don't sell the right fuses anymore, and b) there were some scorch marks on the inside of the box. Thankfully, the landlord was very responsive (they've been having problems with their maintenance department, and I doubt that my landlord had even been getting my messages), and she had an electrician over in about 20 minutes. The guy said that it was one of the oldest fuse boxes he'd seen (likely the original box from when the building was built, meaning that it's around 70 years old), and was amazed that the thing still worked. Some guys should be over at some point in the next few weeks to replace it with a breaker panel, which should probably have been done some time back in the 90s. Fun stuff. At least the landlord's paying for all of it, though.

Grand Lodge

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Hooray for positive resolutions!


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Aw, yeah. These Kit Kats have real cheese (⌐■_■)


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Tornadoes passing by, so far we've escaped a good thrashing, hopefully our luck holds out :-)


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David M Mallon wrote:
Kajehase wrote:
Donato Giancola being awesome again.
The semester after I graduated college, he started teaching there as an adjunct. Just my f&*#ing luck, right?

[Lie] I hear he's a complete disaster at teaching things, though. So there's a dodged bullet. [/Lie]


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Woah, the GURPS session today was intense...


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scottish trad music genres (stolen off of Tumblr):

Everyone I Love Is Dead

The English Have Stolen All My Sheep

You Want To Be My Boyfriend? First You Must Answer These Riddles Three

The Protestants Have Stolen All My Sheep

I Love You A Lot But You’ve Left Me And It’s Raining [fiddle solo]

The Sea Is Treacherous, Just Like The English

One Time Bonnie Prince Charlie Punched Me In The Face And It Was Awesome

The Fairies Have Stolen All My Sheep


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We have of course the traditional Irish music genres to go with them (also stolen off of Tumblr):

* Everyone I Love Is An Allegorical Representation of Ireland

* The English Stole My Farm And Put Sheep (which they've presumably stolen in Scotland) On It

* You Were My Boyfriend But Now You Won’t Even Come To The Window To Look Upon Me And Our Dead Infant Child (In The Rain)

* Whack Fol Too La Roo Umptytiddly Good They’ve Stopped Listening Now Let’s Talk About Revolution

* Something In Irish, I Think It’s About Fairies, Or Maybe A Cow


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And English folk songs:

* I Met a Girl and We Went Hunting (It Was a Metaphor for Sex)

* I Met a Girl and We Caught Some Birds (It Was a Metaphor for Sex)

* I Met a Girl and We Found Her Lost Pet (It Was a Metaphor for Sex)

* I Met a Girl By Staying At Her Parents’ House and She Made My Bed (It Was an Especially Thinly-Veiled Metaphor for Sex)

* I Am a Girl and I Regret Engaging In Metaphors for Sex Because Now I’m Pregnant

* I Met a Girl and Bribed Her Into Sex But She Stole My Horse and Ran Away With It

* I Met a Girl At an Inn and We Had Non-Metaphorical Sex But She Stole My Stuff The Next Morning and Now I Have Syphilis

* Your Fiance Died Either at Trafalgar or Waterloo, Let’s Get Married, I’m Glad You Said No Because I’m Really Him In Disguise

* Lord Nelson Sure Was Awesome

* The Press-Gang Dragged Off All the Important Men in My Life (And Now They Are Dead)

* Farm Laborers Are The Salt of the Earth And Are Never Grindingly Poor

* Begging Is a Completely Viable Career Option With Flexible Hours and Unlimited Access to Alcohol


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If anyone's watching the British Open, my mum's holding a "Quiet" sign on Hole #5.


Kajehase wrote:


You Want To Be My Boyfriend? First You Must Answer These Riddles Three

The answers are always

1. Scotch
2. Whiskey
3. Yo mama


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Forsooth, merrye yeoman, I believethed that ye answer two was always Deep Fried Sugar.

In exciting Mount & Blade Warband news, after a titanic series of battles around Veluca, I have lost about 1/4 of my troops, leveled up the rest, captured Count Reland and bought some dried fish.


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David M Mallon wrote:
This morning, I went to change the fuse that blew, and found out that a) they don't sell the right fuses anymore, and b) there were some scorch marks on the inside of the box. Thankfully, the landlord was very responsive (they've been having problems with their maintenance department, and I doubt that my landlord had even been getting my messages), and she had an electrician over in about 20 minutes. The guy said that it was one of the oldest fuse boxes he'd seen (likely the original box from when the building was built, meaning that it's around 70 years old), and was amazed that the thing still worked. Some guys should be over at some point in the next few weeks to replace it with a breaker panel, which should probably have been done some time back in the 90s. Fun stuff. At least the landlord's paying for all of it, though.

Crap. You are beating my house age by some four or five years... :/


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Kajehase wrote:

* I Met a Girl and Bribed Her Into Sex But She Stole My Horse and Ran Away With It

* I Met a Girl At an Inn and We Had Non-Metaphorical Sex But She Stole My Stuff The Next Morning and Now I Have Syphilis

I think I'll find Summer Wine on YouTube. The Sinatra-Hazlewood version.


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I went for a bonfire. Before I got to the location, I was caught by rain that got quite intense. Then I turned wrong direction and after coming out of wood next to the tram line I said screw this and returned home.


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Huh. Nancy Sinatra sang Hotel California? Must listen.


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Do rain clouds follow you around :-)


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I'm watching Ghostbusters whilst I do the dishes, tho I hope it doesn't take me the whole movie, in all honesty I'm a spurty dish washer, I'll go thru the majority before I suck it up and plow through them :-)

Wonder if my years working my way up from dishwasher and bus boy to sous chef and head baker have anything to do with that...:-)


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Drejk wrote:
David M Mallon wrote:
This morning, I went to change the fuse that blew, and found out that a) they don't sell the right fuses anymore, and b) there were some scorch marks on the inside of the box. Thankfully, the landlord was very responsive (they've been having problems with their maintenance department, and I doubt that my landlord had even been getting my messages), and she had an electrician over in about 20 minutes. The guy said that it was one of the oldest fuse boxes he'd seen (likely the original box from when the building was built, meaning that it's around 70 years old), and was amazed that the thing still worked. Some guys should be over at some point in the next few weeks to replace it with a breaker panel, which should probably have been done some time back in the 90s. Fun stuff. At least the landlord's paying for all of it, though.
Crap. You are beating my house age by some four or five years... :/

Judging by the state of the plumbing, I'd guess that my building was built some time between 1945 and 1950. The windows, cabinets, and carpets have definitely been replaced since then, along with some, but not all of the wiring.

Silver Crusade

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Mmmmm. Steak.

Silver Crusade

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Mmmmm. Commander Shepard.


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Celestial Healer wrote:
Mmmmm. Commander Shepard.

I was just playing ME3 for the first time in a week or so. Is it bad that one of my favorite things in the entire series is the Armax Arsenal Arena?


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Celestial Healer wrote:
Mmmmm. Commander Shepard.

"You can fight like a Krogan..."


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David M Mallon wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Mmmmm. Commander Shepard.
I was just playing ME3 for the first time in a week or so. Is it bad that one of my favorite things in the entire series is the Armax Arsenal Arena?

It's combat time, in the Armax Arsenal Arena!

Oh yeah. Piranha shotgun and maxed biotic charge. Good times.


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Manwolf wrote:
David M Mallon wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Mmmmm. Commander Shepard.
I was just playing ME3 for the first time in a week or so. Is it bad that one of my favorite things in the entire series is the Armax Arsenal Arena?

It's combat time, in the Armax Arsenal Arena!

Oh yeah. Piranha shotgun and maxed biotic charge. Good times.

I prefer to fight from a distance.


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David M Mallon wrote:
Manwolf wrote:
David M Mallon wrote:
Celestial Healer wrote:
Mmmmm. Commander Shepard.
I was just playing ME3 for the first time in a week or so. Is it bad that one of my favorite things in the entire series is the Armax Arsenal Arena?

It's combat time, in the Armax Arsenal Arena!

Oh yeah. Piranha shotgun and maxed biotic charge. Good times.

I prefer to fight from a distance.

Excellent choices. In the play through I just finished I was playing an Adept and had fun taking down the Illusive Man's base with the M-11.

I most like playing Vanguards in ME2 and ME3. Charge into a group, blast away with the shotgun, rinse and repeat. Throw in an occasional Nova to spice things up.


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Manwolf wrote:

Excellent choices. In the play through I just finished I was playing an Adept and had fun taking down the Illusive Man's base with the M-11.

I most like playing Vanguards in ME2 and ME3. Charge into a group, blast away with the shotgun, rinse and repeat. Throw in an occasional Nova to spice things up.

Currently finishing ME3 as an Adept, which is pretty fun, what with detonating combos and stuff. My all-time favorite, though, is the Infiltrator. Tactical Cloak is the best.


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Treppa wrote:
Why do low battery alarms always start chirping at 3 a.m.? And why do they chirp once every 10 minutes so you absolutely cannot find what's making that maddening noise?

Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

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