
David M Mallon |
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My two go-to fast food places lately have been McDonald's and my old favorite, Stewart's. I just realized that my usual meal orders (2 McDoubles, large fries, medium drink for dinner at McD's; breakfast sandwich, blueberry muffin, medium coffee for breakfast at Stewart's) each equal out to $6.66. What I've gained from this, is that if I get breakfast at Stewart's or dinner at McDonald's for 100 days straight, I'll bring about the apocalypse. Sound right?

Powdered Toast Man |
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My two go-to fast food places lately have been McDonald's and my old favorite, Stewart's. I just realized that my usual meal orders (2 McDoubles, large fries, medium drink for dinner at McD's; breakfast sandwich, blueberry muffin, medium coffee for breakfast at Stewart's) each equal out to $6.66. What I've gained from this, is that if I get breakfast at Stewart's or dinner at McDonald's for 100 days straight, I'll bring about the apocalypse. Sound right?
If you get dinner from McDonald's for 100 days straight, you might bring on a heart attack. Or a colon tumor. Instead, you should make Powdered Toast! a part of your regular diet. It's packed with Vitamin F!!
Now, cling tenaciously to my buttocks.

Drejk |
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My two go-to fast food places lately have been McDonald's and my old favorite, Stewart's. I just realized that my usual meal orders (2 McDoubles, large fries, medium drink for dinner at McD's; breakfast sandwich, blueberry muffin, medium coffee for breakfast at Stewart's) each equal out to $6.66. What I've gained from this, is that if I get breakfast at Stewart's or dinner at McDonald's for 100 days straight, I'll bring about the apocalypse. Sound right?
More likely you would have to keep it for 666 days. At best worst it will be apocalypse in your guts.

NobodysHome |
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Aaaaaand... we have our first true, "You are the parents of teenagers" moment, even though the kids are only 14 and 11, and Impus Major barely tips the scales at 90 pounds.
We got our usual order from Little Star: A large 16" thin crust pepperoni for the boys, and a salad and a 12" deep dish for us. I like leftovers; my wife and I don't even do half the deep dish.
So I went in to get my second piece of deep dish and saw the pepperoni carton by the sink. "Why'd you guys put this here?"
"It's empty, Dad!"
Yes. My two sons finished off a 16" pizza between the two of them so fast that I hadn't even gotten to my second piece of the other pizza before they'd done it.
Wow. Just... wow.

The Yodelling Smurf |
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Valygar, he's, uh, Valygar
Valygar, he's, uh, Valygar
He rides the range, he sails the seas
He rescues kittens stuck up trees
He succours maidens in distress
And greatly fears the Sorceress
Lem:"Seoni asks if you could stop
Flicking peanuts down her top"
Valygar:"Naah!
Lem:"Hark! Why do you squeal and gasp?"
Valygar:"Just two words for you: Shocking Grasp""
"Sooo, we were all down at the Maul, which is where Dwarves smash things with sodding great hammers and buy beard ornaments and stuff and there was this actress there. I said, "Heey, are you Demi Moore?" and she said "NO, I'M DEMI LICH!" and her clothes fell away and she was just a skull spinning in mid-air with flaming eyes and jewels for teeth! "Agh! It's Grod!", yelled Haersk; "Yikes! It's "Y"!", shouted Kyra. "Gracious! It's Thuthemachs!", bellowed Ezren. "Mwahahaha! Yes! I am Grod Y Thuthemachs!", shrieked the demi-lich, and it was about to do more Evil talky-talk or cast a spell or something when I neatly GAGGED IT WITH A BOHEMIAN EAR SPOON!"
Valygar, he's, uh, Valygar
Valygar, he's, uh, Valygar
With beery breath and malty farts
That undulate around his parts
A truer soul you'll never find
(Just make sure that you're well upwind)
Valygar: "Once you go half orc you'll never go... Er.... Oook... Aieee... Nnnggg... HEY LEEEM! LEM! What rhymes with half-orc?"
Lem: "Barf pork?"
Valygar: "Wow - great! Thanks! OH IMRIJKA! IMRIJKA! IMRIIIJKA! HAVE I GOT A CHAT-UP LINE FOR YOU!
Valygar, he's, uh, Valygar
Valygar, he's, uh, Valygar
With tankard, sword and razored dirk
He goes about his bloody work
The quintessential fighting man
(At least he's better than Alain)
I am very sorry.

Freehold DM |
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Aaaaaand... we have our first true, "You are the parents of teenagers" moment, even though the kids are only 14 and 11, and Impus Major barely tips the scales at 90 pounds.
We got our usual order from Little Star: A large 16" thin crust pepperoni for the boys, and a salad and a 12" deep dish for us. I like leftovers; my wife and I don't even do half the deep dish.
So I went in to get my second piece of deep dish and saw the pepperoni carton by the sink. "Why'd you guys put this here?"
"It's empty, Dad!"
Yes. My two sons finished off a 16" pizza between the two of them so fast that I hadn't even gotten to my second piece of the other pizza before they'd done it.
Wow. Just... wow.
my nephew did something similar during his visit. He then slept for 19 hours and grew about an inch.

NobodysHome |
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Oh, I should mention that yesterday (Day 43) is the longest I've been without alcohol since I started drinking 15 years ago... or started abusing perhaps 10 years ago.
I even made it through a wine tasting without anyone the wiser! :-P
NobodysWife knows I don't like to drink after 5, so when our friend from Ashland suggested a wine tasting, I was very hesitant. I finally relented, we went in, I'd take a teensy sip, then pass the rest to NobodysWife. 18 glasses went around, I tasted 3, and drank none.
Not bad at all!
And yes, I have unashamedly turned it into a game for myself. How long can I go before someone realizes I'm not drinking at all any more? 44 days and counting!

Drejk |
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I'm writing, I am, really!
Sheesh. I doubt the blog post will be ready today, though. I still need to think a few things before the new race will be ready.
Uh, two race posts in a row? Maybe I get something else in the meantime... I had some idea for a post in between, but of course I forgot what that was...

Sharoth |
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I made Swedish pancakes yesterday and by the time I was done with the last one and ready to eat some the table was abandoned and I was left with just that last one :-)
And I made a double batch! :-D
How many Swedish people did you use to make these "pancakes"? I worry about you sometimes. Next time you play Fallout, you really should not take the cannibal perk.