I pick my hairs out, one by one, with rusty f#~$ing tweezers, and then douse it with Smirnoff, just to make it more manly. (Also, you do NOT want to drink it, trust me)
What do you mean you're wussing out! You're king of the f*%+ing jungle, did Simba wuss out!?! F#%$ no he did not!! See you got me so worked up I forgot all the other cartoon lions!! What do you have to say for yourself son!!