Shasthaak

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5 posts. Alias of captain yesterday.


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Oh I enforce it alright!

If they can't talk the psycho mayor down from the tower, then they best be ready to drop and give me twenty!


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I pick my hairs out, one by one, with rusty f*#*ing tweezers, and then douse it with Smirnoff, just to make it more manly. (Also, you do NOT want to drink it, trust me)


Suck it up sailor!


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That latrine better be clean enough to eat soup out of, Because that's where you're eating your supper!


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What do you mean you're wussing out! You're king of the f~~+ing jungle, did Simba wuss out!?! F%+! no he did not!! See you got me so worked up I forgot all the other cartoon lions!! What do you have to say for yourself son!!