Biddley beepadeepa vo-do-de-oh.
Boom -boom-shakka-shakka-boom-boom-yiff!
I AM the Antipoet! Tremble and weep in my Presence!
Do you also have a master volume?
Are you a Marshall JCM 800?
It’s a bit loud in here. Time to don your hearing protection.
I'm stuffin' my ears with tofu, man. Free the curd.
Someone say something? I am enjoying eating Jaffa cakes with custard mixed with strawberry jam.
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And a flim-flam, flobba dob to you as well!
He thinks that you are talking gibberish, so he responded with some more gibberish.
Eyih? Tiaboro yuv jiderai! Recobidod gadlu'amyz. Sniubu.
That’s easy for you to say!
Not quite, I’m afraid. Still, it’s better than trying that new fangled chalk paint on the veranda.
Why on earth would anyone want to paint chalk?
That’s my question as well, do let me know when you find out okay, Pulg?
Holy crapcakes on fire!!! This thing is still going?!?
It won't, unless you extinguish those crapcakes.
Also, do you know why people paint chalk?
They must do what they must do.
We know Better White, and Better Davis. Possibly Better Boop, too(p)
She got better Davis eyes.
Yes. Due to budget cuts, we can't afford to grit the trombones, so they're currently full of snow.
I’ve got fields of salt plains if that’s of any interest?
Two new moons this month. Isn’t that exciting?
Full moon, new moon, blood moon, blue moon!
You left me standing alooooone
Shootin’ for the mooon. Crash landed in the Crescent City.
-Sonny Landreth.
Awful joke time! What did the moon say to the planet?
And the faithful did gather and dream unto themselves, that the sun would return verily, unto its fullness, of summertime.
Though it be too hot.
Hot, just like Fairy Jack Teagarden's incandescent 'bone obbligato.
Eh, it’s alright I suppose, but Goblin Jill Coffeemeadow has much better taste in music.
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Boggart Jim CocoaOrchard, on the other hand...
“ Wastin’ away again in Margaritaville.”
*Blows up Margaritaville, but no one is hurt or killed.*
Margaritaville is inflatable, ‘tis true.
And there is also a bottomless Jimmy Buffet, for fans of all-you-can eat Jimmies.
I’ll just stick to the jammies, thanks all the same.
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