Last one to post wins

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Original price. You still get bargains of course.

[Ventnor]

I bargain with NO ONE, be they man or GOD!!!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

What about Unspeakable Horrors From Beyond Time And Space? *waves politely*

[BlackLightning]

and what about cute little baby Chimeras? (starts singing) I want to bite everyones face off...

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

If you bite the faces off of the severed heads, I'm selling, you're going to have to pay for them.

[Message board troll]

Avatar of Zon-Kuthon wrote:

I've still got body parts on sale, folks! Come and get them while they're still - relatively - fresh, now 50% cheaper!

ARE ANY OF 'EM MY BITS?!!? I SEEM TO BE MISSING A FEW SINCE MY LAST REGENERATION!!!

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Possibly, you'll have to come and see for yourself.

[Ventnor]

I can confirm at least one troll bit. Maybe as many as five; I don't think troll flesh is supposed to be puce.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Anything in my wares that takes your fancy, Ventnor? Everything is genuine and marked down in price. Take this aboleth eye, for example, anywhere else you would be expected to pay over 10,000,000 platinum pieces for just the lens. But I'm selling the WHOLE eye for just 3 copper pieces.

[Lemoncherry Candyapple]

I'll give you 1 copper, and even that is too much.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

I'll give you a pinecone!

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Girls don't have to pay to purchase my wares, sorry fellas.

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Screw that, then. *tosses pinecone at Avatar of Zon-Kuthon's head; pinecone drills into it and begins injecting tree sap*

["THE" Poog of Zarongel]

ClosetClown make good joke, it just need fire.
*Proceeds to cast and set AoZ-K on fire*

Fireball of ZARONGOL!

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

Yes, yes I did - and I didn't even mean to!

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Why give a God of pain, the ultimate pleasure? ;-)

[Belphegor]

Even if it feels good, it can still kill you.

[Nightskies]

Better to die a winner than to live as a loser.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

There is truth in your words.

[Nightskies]

But there is none in yours.

[Ventnor]

Truth has a well-known liberal bias.

[Snow White's Mother]

Off with their heads.

[The Fiend Fantastic]

Yours first.

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

It won't make any difference, women have powers beyond all imagination, that makes them unstoppable and truly terrifying.

[BlackLightning]

nom nom nom (chewing faces) . . . so how much did this one cost?

[Molten Dragon]

I need to return these body parts I bought for my flesh golem army. . I'm just going to buy a Miata instead. Thanks though..

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Sorry, no refunds, all transactions are final. But I do have several minions, who call themselves vyrkul, that are eager to get into a battle or two. So you can have some of them, free of charge.

[Molten Dragon]

Great! I'll take all your have. Got any goblins? They make great cannon fodd.... I mean warriors.

[Flyn Rider]

I win?

[I'm Hiding In Your Closet]

No, you Flyn.

[Ventnor]

Booooooooooo.

[BlackLightning]

so these faces i chewed off are free? in that case i'll take some more.
nom nom nom

[Darklord Morius]

A bit anime for my taste, but very cool!

Oops, wrong thread!

[Snow White's Mother]

What is the protocol for posting in the wrong thread?

[Molten Dragon]

As punishment he has to make at least three posts in the MATT DAMON!!! thread.

[Snow White's Mother]

Ouch.

[Wylliam Harrison]

Not as much as getting stalked by TacticsLion, who favorite's many many posts just for the sake of favorite'ing.

[BlackLightning]

and i will finish off this head as well. nom nom nom

[Schism]

You're almost as single minded as the Nasty Orc.

[Seppuku]

Schism had a very long stretch of winning.

[Darklord Morius]

By the powers granted by you know whom, i'm closing this thread. Thanks for your understanding.

Evil Plot:

The fools! I'll win now!!!.

[BlackLightning]

what!! but i didn't get to finish my head!!

[Darklord Morius]

MY EVIL PLAN WAS TWISTED! DAMN YOU ALL CLEVER ADVENTURERS!!

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Some great, all powerful, dark lord, YOU turned out to be!

On and BL, you owe either 10,000,000,000,000 platinum pieces or all of your teeth and your pelt (unless you're a girl, in which case everything is free).

[Avatar of Zon-Kuthon]

Oh*

[Darklord Morius]

I've none of those things, sorry.

[Molten Dragon]

I declare Morius absolved of his earlier sin of posting in the wrong thread.

[Johnny Depp Puppet]

Johnny Depp! *waves politely at Darklord Morius*

[Seppuku]

*Rams scaled claw into puppet from underside and manipulates mouth using bad ventriloquism*

"Don't mind me. Be on your way!"

[Ventnor]

But I like paying attention to the man behind the curtain!