Last one to post wins

[gran rey de los mono]

Perhaps he is a Kender.

[Marthian]

Ain't it awesome how two seconds after that post, I'm back? I just chose not to post in that time.

[Bertious]

And you brought my win with you thanks!

[gran rey de los mono]

You're welcome?

[DJ-Bogie]

Thanks for trying, bye.

[Charles Scholz]

The position has been filled. Everyone else is dismissed.

[Marthian]

I got promoted to winning.

[DJ-Bogie]

Sorry you showed up to late.

[Mark Hoover]

Director of Winning here. I'm gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Saturday, n-kay? Thanks...

[DJ-Bogie]

Blasphemer!

[gran rey de los mono]

Heathen!

[Mark Hoover]

Touched a nerve there did I? I guess it wouldn't help to explain that while typing that I was wearing suspenders and drinking coffee? Make sure your reports have that new cover sheet...

[gran rey de los mono]

From now on I shall only submit cover sheets, but not reports. And then I shall create a cover sheet for the cover sheet and only submit those. But I shan't create a cover sheet for the cover sheet's cover sheet. That would be silly.

[Charles Scholz]

I take your reports and file them in the oval cabinet.

[Mark Hoover]

Whatev; still winning

[Charles Scholz]

No you are not.

[Mark Hoover]

I hate to disappoint you...actually; I LOVE disappointing you.

[gran rey de los mono]

Mark, you are disappoint.

[DJ-Bogie]

I shall prevail!

[gran rey de los mono]

Nah.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

huzzzahrr!

[gran rey de los mono]

Thanks for cheering my win Spanky, I appreciate it.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

Oh. You're welcome.

[gran rey de los mono]

You're very kind.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

indubitably

[gran rey de los mono]

How loquacious.

[Spanky the Leprechaun]

indeed

[Marthian]

sorry to ruin it, but I've returned!

[Mark Hoover]

Ta Da! So have I...

[gran rey de los stereo]

We're returning now?

[Midnight_Angel]

However, even with that stereo upgrade, you just cannot win.

[Mark Hoover]

Blam!

[gran rey de los mono]

Does that mean you prefer classic gran?

[DJ-Bogie]

Nope, Candy Gran!

[Marthian]

Cause the Candy Gran can.

[gran rey de los mono]

Candy-gran for Mongo.

[Mark Hoover]

Gran Rey only pawn, in Game of Life...

[gran rey de los surround sound]

gran like game of Life. Game of Life have spinner thingy. Spinner thingy fun.

[Mark Hoover]

Ha, my ploy worked; while distracted by spinner I snagged the win!

[Bertious]

Sadly Mark you were fooled into taking the new Win Lite its like win only without the winning.

[gran rey de los mono]

I'd prefer a Win Lite that is like Windows without the D'ohs.

[Mark Hoover]

I prefer watching you all through the windows as I speed away with the win...

[DJ-Bogie]

...straight into the telephone pole you didn't see because you were looking in the window as you were running. You got knocked out and I took the win and left. Winner-Gram for Bogie. Pbfft..Beep, Beep!

[I M Weasel]

I M Weasel is smarter than Wile E Coyote, so instead of ACME I buy MACE and hit the DJ-RoadRunner in the head. The win is mine now.

[Bertious]

Unfortunatly MACE is just a cheap ACME knock off and the all new rubber handle feature causes the head to rebound and knock you cold too. Leaving me to collect the win...

... and both of your wallets.

[gran rey de los stereo]

HA! Jokes on you, Bertious. My wallet is as empty as my head.

[DJ-Bogie]

And I have one of those trick exploding wallets, so when you get back to your cave and open it, it is Bye, Bye Bertious! BOOM!

[Charles Scholz]

I will take the win.

[Midnight_Angel]

I doubt it.

[Bertious]

Evasion FTW and speaking of the win YOINK!!!